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  1. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Never thought I’d see the day when our basketball team recruits better than our football team
     
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  2. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  3. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Well-Known Member
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  4. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    Just logged into GrubHub for the first time in months to place a delivery order (I started cooking more, nbd).

    I discover that my password no longer works. So I change it and log in to my account, and it won't let me place an order.

    Because my home location is set to California. I don't live in California.

    I check my past orders, and sure enough, there is one order that I did not make that was sent to an address in California.

    These guys hacked my account, they have free reign, they can order from ANYWHERE in California.

    What did they order?

    An Italian BMT and a Chicken Bacon Ranch Melt from Subway.

    Subway.

    I would have bought you those subs for free, my friends! All you had to do was ask, you didn't have to hack.

    I looked up the home address for the delivery, and I was not surprised in the least.

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. dukebuckeye

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    Straight out of Breaking Bad.

    Hacking Bad.



    I'll see myself out.
     
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  6. HotMic

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    The list of visitors the next two weekends

    :blowup:
     
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  7. Corch

    Corch Cowboy hat from Gucci
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    Are there any defensive players that aren't 3 stars?

    Goose
     
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  8. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    link to who is visiting

    tia
     
  9. bic

    bic the way out is through
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    Took this from BuckeyePlanet and added 247 profile links. Enjoy.

     
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  10. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Take notes, guys. This is how you post recruiting stuff
     
  11. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    All of these official visits in the summer are throwing me off.
     
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  12. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Does she play defense?
     
  13. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    Kurelic CB to Ohio State. ND allegedly not taking any true LB’s this year. It seems like this one might start trending heavily our way.
     
  14. JC

    JC I yell sometimes when I watch sports
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    Can he play defense?
     
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  15. HotMic

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    [​IMG]
     
  16. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Does anyone know anything about Vernon Broughton DT and Chris Morris OG? I see all of the crystal balls for Broughton are Texas and no one seems to know anything on Morris.
     
  17. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Herb Jr. has a drone and our dogs are terrified of it. When he flies it, they alternatively bark wildly at it then run in fear if it gets too close to them.

    I cleaned up a few things in our study/computer room last night and put the drone in a box.

    Wife called me this morning because one of our dogs has been sitting all morning in that room barking st the box.
     
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  18. HotMic

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    Loy CB to Ohio State now too.
     
  19. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    That was dumb.
     
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  20. Goose

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    Haven’t been able to watch the video but I went ahead and liked it because she’s hot

    Much better fiancé than Kate
     
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  21. Goose

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    Video sucked but she’s hot and they’re Mormon so I’ll allow it.

    Hopefully he gets roasted properly in the locker room
     
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  22. buckwild

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    She is extremely hot IMO.
     
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  23. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State’s record for catches by a TE in a season is 36 years old—John Frank caught 45/449 in 1981 and 45/641 in 1983, named All Big Ten in 1982 and 1983.

    Rickey Dudley went 37/575 and 7 TDS in 1995 before becoming the 9th overall pick in the 1996 draft.
     
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  24. Goose

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    I’d set my over/under at 5.5 pumps assuming minimal foreplay
     
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  25. buckwild

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    What's the over/under on how long you could soak before busting?
     
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  26. HotMic

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  27. Spontaneous Cumbustion

    Spontaneous Cumbustion Well-Known Member
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    They couldn't find any more picturesque then a parking garage?
     
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  28. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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  29. mal630

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    This happened to my brothers chipotle account. Some guy was buying 2 burritos a week for like 3 months before my brother noticed
     
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  30. Goose

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    Don’t download grub hub

    Noted
     
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  31. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Thanks alphabuckeye for the great work

    mason01
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    I've been critical of Alpha's "hot takes" in recruiting, but he was the first one to but the fire under Mattison and the new Defensive staff, and he was the first to call Day into accountability for the actions of the new D staff......well, after absolutely nothing happening on the defensive side for recruiting, just this past week crystal Balls are now pouring in for the Buckeyes on the defensive side! I believe if Alpha didn't light up this staff, we would've been in a bad spot....so thank you Alpha! It's not easy being the bad guy who has to pass out the tough love
     
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  32. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    He’s gonna do well in Baton Rouge.

     
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  33. Gunners

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  34. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Well-Known Member
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    This had to be a pretty cool experience (college me would’ve been pretty pumped)

     
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  35. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    This game is great, feel good for Jenna Fischer! Fuck Boston.
     
  36. Gunners

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    I'm very happy for them but feel like the Caps title last year or Cavs title was just so much more for fans of their city.

    Still awesome but there's a feeling when you've had nothing for so long.
     
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  37. buckwild

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    Congrats to Nelly
     
  38. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    My first job out of law school was with the law firm who represented the WWE. They had a whole series of lawsuits over intellectual property when all the WWF guys from the 90’s tried to take their characters with them when they jumped.

    The Ultimate Warrior tried to outsmart the team by legally changing his name from James Helwig to Warrior so he could wrestle as Mr. Warrior on WCW without violating IP, because Warrior was his real name.
     
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  39. Gunners

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    My very first job out of college was changing meters for the water authority. There were copperheads and black widows in them, it was nuts. Had a guy I thought was crazy selling machetes at the beginning of the summer but maybe it was needed.
     
  40. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    I just realized that all this time I've had no idea what the thread title means.
     
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  41. Charles DeMar

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    Spread the word sir

     
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  42. Goose

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    What is Hilton Head like? I haven't been and I have a free place to stay for the 4th, need to decide if I want to go or not. It's near "Coligny Plaza." Not sure what that is

    Is it "too family" to black out and try to get pussy at the bars?
     
  43. Goose

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    Drue needs some fashion tips
     
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  44. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Survey

    1. What sports did you play growing up and were you any good?

    2. Pick one food that you can magically make calorie-free for the rest of your life.

    3. O/U rushing yards for Fields, let’s say 600

    4. What is your birthday?

    5. Could you do 40 days of no ropes like Josh Hartnett did in that one movie?

    Bonus: If you were a hot dog...woulda eat yerself? I know I would.
     
  45. Corch

    Corch Cowboy hat from Gucci
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    First off, excellent survey.

    1. Football, basketball, and baseball. Baseball was my best sport but I loved football and focused on that in high school. Did competitive powerlifting in the winter in hs and threw shot and discus in track in the spring
    2. Pizza
    3. I don't think Fields is going to have to run that much and I'm worried about his back up, I'll say under
    4. April 9th
    5. My body is used to at least 4-5x a week for the last 20 years, I'd imagine my balls would hurt pretty bad at first, guess it depends on what's on the line
    Bonus: u betcha