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  1. buckwild

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    Goose ....when you get your life together this morning, we are gonna need some more details
     
  2. BuckeyeRiot

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    Jerking off two dudes in the bathroom. They call it Cincinnati Ski poling.
     
  3. DJ Bosa

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    ET looks like a lesbian
     
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  4. buckwild

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    I'm intrigued as to why a shit faced person is at an Italian ice and frozen custard shop.
     
  5. DJ Bosa

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    Yeah seems like he mistyped skyline.
     
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  6. Goose

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    Cliff notes. I’m probably missing a detail or two

    -got separated from friends. I went back to my friends place. Ordered Rita’s as it’s connected to his complex. Sat in his apartment lobby. One friends phone was dead the other was shitcanned.

    -cops come because they say the Rita’s workers said I was loitering

    -Friend finally calls me. I then I took an Uber that cost $80 round trip over to the wrong fucking shake shack

    -I beat them back so I chilled at the restaurant across the street and ate some wings. No big deal.

    -friends finally back and I come upstairs with them. My guess is the Rita’s employees saw me so they called the cops again.

    -All of my clothes and toiletries were out in my car so I ran back out there. As I’m coming back in 4 cops fucking swarm me in the parking lot.

    -it’s fucking amateur hour and they’re basically trying to get me to admit to some sort of wrongdoing and saying I’m on videotape. They kept getting pissed when I wouldn’t answer their questions/denying so they then cuff me and say I’m being detained and put me in the backseat.

    -They then accused me of driving and at that point had enough of the shit and said I wanted to talk the adult in charge and I wasn’t answering anymore of their pointless questions because I did nothing wrong

    -my friend comes out and confirms with them in staying with him. They let me out and write me a “warning for a trespassing misdemeanor.”

    End of night
     
  7. buckwild

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    You took an accidental Uber from Hilliard to Easton? :laugh:
     
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  8. DJ Bosa

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    Why did Hilliard police show up to Rita’s?
     
  9. Goose

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    Lol yes. I was so confused but my friend who was from Cincinnati as well didn’t know where the hell he was. I didn’t know they built one near campus. I even asked him why the hell he was in Easton and he said he wasn’t sure.
     
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  10. buckwild

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    Because they apparently thought Goose looked like a drunk homeless person
     
  11. Goose

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    Second bullet point
     
  12. DJ Bosa

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    Nevermind, didn’t realize white trash Hilliard had a Ritas
     
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  13. buckwild

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    The fact that this happened in Hilliard , makes it even more wild. Not like that area doesn't see some shit and he still stood out as a concern.
     
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  14. herb.burdette

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    We’re 7/8 on red zone chances/scores with all 7 as touchdowns.
     
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  15. theregionsitter

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    This is amazing
     
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  16. herb.burdette

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    It’s really early, but another thing that is really different about this team is just how dominant they have been early in games. Both games have been first round knock outs.

    We have outscored opponents:

    35-0 in the first

    56-3 by half

    70-6 after three quarters
     
  17. buckwild

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  18. Gunners

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    Goose could probably coach linebackers better than Bill Davis
     
  19. buckwild

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  20. herb.burdette

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    The more I think of KJ Hill’s consecutive games streak the more impressive I think it is. Guy has caught a pass in every single game since midway 2016 in his freshman year.
     
  21. Gunners

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    Terry just broke free for a 70 yard TD :lovelove:
     
  22. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  23. Pelican

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  24. buckwild

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  25. Charles DeMar

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    Thoughts? Seems like Indiana almost always plays OSU tough, especially in Bloomington. Yet, hard to tell much about them thus far based on the the teams they’ve played.
     
  26. buckwild

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    I believe they returned more starters than anyone on the B1G....and agreed that they play good teams tough at home sometimes. Based on what I've seen on the Bucks, I would bet on us to cover.
     
  27. bro

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    tried to go to my site and put a big amount on OSU but it isn't up yet. Not saying Indiana can't hang, but give me OSU -14 against an inferior opponent any day. Especially one without a homefield advantage
     
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  28. yaywaffles

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    I love how we played yesterday, but this game has been like pulling teeth for almost a decade straight now. Seems like every year, IU's qb completes 35 passes, 31 of which travel 4 yards in the air, and it's like 17-17 entering the fourth quarter. This should be a really interesting gauge of where we're at, because IU should be as feisty as ever this year
     
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  29. buckwild

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    Michigan routinely struggles with IU as well....it's weird.
     
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  30. Pelican

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  31. bro

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    Hooker :banderas::banderas::banderas:

    edit:

     
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  32. JC

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    Malik Hooker’s pick....wow that was nice
     
  33. HotMic

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    Another view.



    :chrispaulnoooo:
     
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  34. herb.burdette

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    According to Athlon, so no idea about reliability, they return 7 starters on offense and 8 on defense. One of the offense was QB Payton Pamsey, who lost the job to soph Michael Penix.
     
  35. JC

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    :thatsapenix:
     
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  36. Gunners

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    I feel like we've been stuck in a constant cycle of having mediocre coaching on either offense or defense, 2014 being the exception. Urban's record was unbelievable but we struggled with way way too many teams that shouldn't have had a chance from the start
     
  37. TheGrifter

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    And your point is we now no longer suffer from that situation, or it is still the case?
     
  38. Gunners

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    I feel like we have the talent and hopefully coaching this year to not allow Indianas of the world to have any hope like we did with Cincy.
     
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  39. herb.burdette

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    With the exception of 2015 or 2016 Clemson, our primary problems were always on defense under Meyer. Even the 2014 stretch run saw us giving up 20+ points to everyone in November.

    Sure we had issues getting too conservative on offense every November, but it was usually always the D.

    2018 Purdue 49 points, 2017 Iowa 55 points, 2016 Penn State we let them go 90 yards in the 4th to get back into that game, everything in 2013.

    Granted our first two opponents were FAU and UC, but this defense has shown a level of dominance we haven’t seen in a long time.
     
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  40. Gunners

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    As someone who thought he was fucking useless, I'm pretty excited about Malik Harrison this year. 4.5 TFL through 2 games.
     
  41. Goose

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    Our defense didn't even play that bad against Clemson. They were just put in a shitty spots and were all the field all night because the offense couldn't sustain a drive.
     
  42. Gunners

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    He said it was the exception, nobody in their right mind could blame that performance on the D

    Early 2015 Oklahoma performance in Norman was so encouraging then JT turned to shit
     
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  43. Goose

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    I read his post wrong
     
  44. herb.burdette

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    Defense was fine in that game until the big play TD. 2015 and most of 2016 were pretty good defensively.
     
  45. Gunners

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    You're having a rough weekend
     
  46. herb.burdette

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    He could play himself into a first day pick this year.

    Brendon White has been pretty quiet this year. Indiana is really our first passing team as an opponent though.
     
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  47. Gunners

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    Wade has another game or 2 like he did and his draft stock is gonna blow up as well. We have a lot of freaks on our D now that they're playing fast.
     
  48. The Donkey Show

    The Donkey Show good clean fun.
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    I like to believe Coach Hafley and Matttison came in, looked at the talent we have on D, then looked at each other the exact same time and said "the defensive staff here last year has to be the dumbest mother fuckers ever."
     
  49. Pelican

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    I thin Arnette and Harrison will both go in the round 3-5 range and maybe higher for Harrison.
     
  50. Pelican

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    I also think Chase Young will get drafted.