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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Imurhuckleberry, Jul 13, 2019.

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Would u and ur bff buy a murder house?

  1. Yes.

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  2. Fuck no.

    16 vote(s)
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  3. No, but only because dumb dumbs might limit it's resale value.

    11 vote(s)
    18.3%
  4. Depends on how famous the murder was. Murder house tourists are creepy fuckers.

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  1. Imurhuckleberry

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    Me and the bff have been looking for a house for about a month. Idea would be to live in it for a couple years while she finishes grad school, modernize, then sell once the capital gains exception comes online. We had put in an offer on a place previously but they took another. Last week we found a really cool place at a very reasonable price per foot. Good neighborhood and all. But I noticed that unlike the other houses in the neighborhood the purchase price here seemed to have been mostly flat for a couple decades despite being one of the gems of the neighborhood. So we put in an offer. They countered but when countering the listing agent mentioned that this house was a bit famous because a murder happened their 30 some years ago. They figured we would find out eventually so better to get it out in the open before were under contract and here it from the neighbors.

    Me and the bff had a talk. Her first response was no way it's too creepy. What if tourists come looking. And she hates scary movies. Like had to look away during parts of stranger things. She talked to some of her co-workers and calmed down and agreed that the biggest issue is potential limitations on resale value but that if we get in it right we should be ok. And it's a great house.

    So the question, would you buy and live in a house where someone had been murdered? Would ur bff freak out? What if it was a relatively infamous murder?
     
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  2. devine

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    We would both be fine. Someone has died in probably every house on the market so not sure why a murder 30 years ago changes things
     
  3. devine

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    Also what was the murder we wanna know the murder
     
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  4. Goose

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    As long as it wasn't a high profile murder I wouldn't care
     
  5. But does it have ghosts?
     
  6. devine

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    Ghosts don’t exist shawn
     
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  7. Imurhuckleberry

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    With the goal of avoiding nightly deliveries of Tuscany pasta from my tmb brethren I would like to temporarily hold that info back, pending their decision on the offer.
     
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  8. Lies
     
  9. Imurhuckleberry

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    The listing agent claims there no ghosts. Bff is going to get some holy water from her church jic.
     
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  10. TrustyPatches

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    What do you mean, Shawn? Have you had experiences with ghosts and do you possibly have a story to share wrt to that experience?
     
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  11. Then proceed with offer.
     
  12. I've shared it many times on this board.
     
  13. devine

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    Lame
     
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  14. Actually, on second thought, need more information. Can you see any visual remnants of the murder, like blood spatter anywhere or anything like that? If so, how visible is it, and can it be hidden with like a rug or hanging a picture on the wall?
     
  15. TC

    TC What a fucking tool that guy is
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    I’d change the doorbell to Ja Rule saying “it’s murdaaaaa!”
     
  16. Imurhuckleberry

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    Long since cleaned up.
     
  17. devine

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    Yes Shawn blood and guts from 30 years ago everywhere
     
  18. NCHusker88

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    Just get it from the tap it's the same thing
     
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  19. electronic

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    Wait what
     
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  20. Imurhuckleberry

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    These are actual quotes.
     
  21. Imurhuckleberry

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    Agreed. But if it makes her feel better and lessens her/my stress when I'm out of town then do whatever. One of her friends wants to burn sage.
     
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  22. MoJo

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    If I ever have to buy another house I’m going to look exclusively at murder/death houses because of the savings.
     
  23. IHHH

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    Oh my....
     
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  24. TwoPoor

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    Sage and holy water are nonsense. Get a ouija board
     
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  25. IHHH

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    The big positive is if you ever feel the urge to murder your wife you could always say that the house actually made you do it. I am a glass half full kind of guy
     
  26. 941Gator

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    “They figured we would find out eventually so better to get it out in the open before were under contract”

    eventually? Don’t they have to tell you, op?
     
  27. Zebbie

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    Not sure about other states, but pretty sure you have to disclose that up front in Texas
     
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  28. Imurhuckleberry

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    Not part of official disclosure laws in most states. Supposed to know the answer within the hour.
     
  29. 941Gator

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    I think I know which murder we are talking here, assuming this house is near Houston. Apparently the murderers family comes back to that house every so often to walk around the lot according to Facebook.

    Is someone going to want to finish the job?

    Will you be sacrificed? I think best move now is to show your girl this thread.
     
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  30. Trofie

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    Tell us what murder it was asshole.
     
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  31. Imurhuckleberry

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    And looks like it's time to change my user name to imuirmurderhouseowner
     
  32. IHHH

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    Congrats, not sure I would do that but it’s totally irrational and I bet you made a good move


    Now that we are friends I recommend you this movie the first night you and the girl move in. Nice little flick

    [​IMG]
     
  33. electronic

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    What religion believes that murder victims can come back as ghosts and haunt a house unless holy water is sprinkled around?
     
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  34. Louis Holth

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    Can you tell us the story of the murder/link the story/or shut the fuck up?

    Nobody on TMB 2019 is sending pasta. Ffs
     
  35. Imurhuckleberry

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    Pretty much all of them ever + Hollywood.
     
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  36. Imurhuckleberry

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    Sent via pm to non shitty posters already. If u didn't get one then well...
     
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  37. IHHH

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    But those rules can be bent if you are generous enough with the church
     
  38. IHHH

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    It was one of the best story if I have ever read, thanks
     
  39. Louis Holth

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    devine get your mans
     
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  40. IHHH

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    This guy is not easily fooled
     
  41. spagett

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    This fuckin guy
     
  42. Barves2125

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    Someone just copy and paste the story in this thread. Remove the address or identifying details if need be.
     
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  43. One Two

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  44. HotMic

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  45. DollarBillHokie

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    Agreed. I’ve moved on to sending clown actors.
     
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  46. Vinegar Strokes

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    Pics of bff?
     
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