2016 Seattle Mariners Thread - playoff free since 2001!

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  1. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    M's have now won 9 straight openers. I feel pretty confident that the loss last night was due to the lack of Ackley.
     
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  2. eHo

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    This season sucks so far.
     
  3. Han Solo

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    The more things change, the more they stay the same.
     
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  4. Fran Tarkenton

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    Wake Forest Demon Deacons

  5. Handcuffed

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    trade everybody
     
  6. Joe_Pesci

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    mariners are supposed to be good this year?

    been a fan since day 1, bro
     
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  7. eHo

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    This team is going to lose themselves out of the race before winning just enough games to make everybody feel okish about the season, but still miss the playoffs. Prediction - 85-79, miss the playoffs by 3 games.
     
  8. duc15

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    lol of course
     
  9. soulfly

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    Noooooo we suck againnnnnn
     
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  10. kmac1231

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    How is Brad Miller doing? I saw he hit a HR the other night.
     
  11. eHo

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    He's had a solid start to the season. The rest of the team has blown complete asshole, though.
     
  12. duc15

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    oh damn Nelson Cruz
     
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  13. eHo

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    x2
     
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  14. Han Solo

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    That contract is gonna suck in a few years, but it's nice having a guy who can mash like Cruz this year.
     
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  15. eHo

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    It hasn't been pretty, and the team is still kinda sucking balls at the plate, but at least they're .500 and not digging some awful hole.

    Mariners and Astros are atop the division at 3-3.
     
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  16. duc15

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    Yea even though it is only 6 games and I don't want to overreact it feels pretty important that we took this series. Also, Dustin Ackley might just be decent now which is awesome.
     
  17. eHo

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    x3
     
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  18. eHo

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    Lomo with the Mariners' first tootblan of the year.
     
  19. eHo

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    Nelson Cruz is on fucking fire.
     
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  20. soulfly

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    Cruz'n USA
     
  21. CraigAnne Conway

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    What are the chances Rodney loses the closing job to Farquhar
     
  22. eHo

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    Right now pretty unlikely. They're paying Rodney a lot of money, so he'd really have to melt down for them to make a switch. On top of that Farquhar is down a couple MPH from prior seasons so far, so he may not be the sure bet to get the first crack at taking over.
     
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  23. CraigAnne Conway

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    Thanks.
    Asking for fantasy purposes obvi
     
  24. Fancy

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    Eager for Seager
     
  25. Handcuffed

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    so who bats cleanup, Ackley or Cruz?
     
  26. Fancy

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    Stan Javier
     
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  27. Fancy

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    the Pumpkining is upon us
     
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  28. duc15

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    This is going to be such a long season
     
  29. wtx

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    cruz is someone you'll love for a month and then hate for a month

    when he's on a hot streak, he's easily one of the best hitters in baseball
     
  30. duc15

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  31. Handcuffed

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    but this is the mariners

    his down months are basically the equivalent of the average mariner hitter the last decade
     
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  32. fish

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    Entertaining series thus far.
     
  33. Handcuffed

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    i really do hate Rodney

    and it looks like zunino is hurt
     
  34. eHo

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    This sucks.
     
  35. bro

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    is Nelson Cruz good at hitting?
     
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  36. eHo

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    Nelson Cruz has transcended hitting.
     
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  37. Fran Tarkenton

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    I will take that outing from Taijuan
     
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  38. eHo

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    Austin Jackson is bad at baseball. Bring Guti up.
     
  39. eHo

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    Echo...........................
     
  40. Han Solo

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    If only those damn Astros would lose a game, we might be able gain some ground. Big series starting tomorrow, and they wont face Felix.

    Nice that our starting pitching is hitting their stride, but our O (other than Cruz) still is inconsistent at best. We'd really be up shit creek without him.

    Rodney hasnt sucked as of late, so thats been nice too.
     
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  41. eHo

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    Felix has thrown more innings that any other Mariner. This is fairly easy, so without cheating, who did he pass?
     
  42. duc15

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    I will guess Jamie Moyer
     
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  43. eHo

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  44. 3NolesFan3

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    This watching of every game is really wearing me the fuck out guys. MLBTV is great, but losing games the way we have is making me hate life.
     
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  45. 3NolesFan3

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  46. eHo

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    The extra inning/one run losses are getting real old.
     
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  47. 3NolesFan3

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    It's frustrating that our starters can't seem to go deep (save for Blessed Felix) and our bullpen has been sketchy at times.
     
  48. eHo

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    Half the offense being awful was expected. The shitty starting pitching is really annoying.
     
  49. wtx

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    The A's look like shit this year. I think the only real competition for you guys are the Angels. I highly doubt the Astros can keep up when they hit like .200 as a whole.