2016 Seattle Mariners Thread - playoff free since 2001!

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by eHo, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Q: Are you talking about the Seattle Mariners?

    A: If yes, then no. If no, then maybe.
     
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  2. DrunkDuck

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    They're ruining my CFB experience having to care this late in the season.
     
  3. Handcuffed

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    caring is what makes sports fun

    i've been told that by people whose teams have enjoyed success in sports
     
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  4. DrunkDuck

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    Im just waiting for them to drop like 8 games in a row.
     
  5. duc15

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    No
     
  6. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    M's got swept by the sorry ass Angels last week in a critical series, so I assume it will happen again because mariners.
     
  7. C Yank

    C Yank #WalkOnCoach
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    we're actually winning the world series.
     
  8. duc15

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    I'm still expecting a losing season
     
  9. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Mariners will finish <1 game out of the 2nd wild card game
     
  10. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    please win so it's not the astros
     
  11. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Mariners aside, 8 in a row in September and now 1.5 back of a playoff spot is pretty awesome.
     
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  12. Fancy

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    Regression will find us before the end of the season but this is fun.

    I've been up to 1am watching games, which is not as fun in the morning.
     
  13. Han Solo

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  14. duc15

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    A friend asked me about buying playoff tickets I laughed
     
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  15. EagleDuck

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    Mariners gonna Mariner eventually. Its science.
     
  16. Fancy

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    But


    But what if we don't...
     
  17. duc15

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    I've watched this team for almost 25 years. We are going to.
     
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  18. Fancy

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    Yeah I know this but like what if they didn't
     
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  19. Fancy

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    Taijuan strikes out the first two Blue Jays in tremendous fashion.

    Next batter, Edwin Encarnacion, hits a liner that catches Taijuan on his pitching hand.

    Mother.
    Fucking.
    Mariners.
     
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  20. Fancy

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    cannot believe i stayed awake for this
     
  21. EagleDuck

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  22. Fancy

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    Why do I watch these games?
     
  23. soulfly

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    Yeahhhh it was fun while it lasted. Hopefully they turn the corner next year. But who am I kidding?
     
  24. Fancy

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    Having safeco invaded and getting crucified is a perfect way to end this season.
     
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  25. Han Solo

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    Sad Panda.

    Really thought this was the year to break through, even through all the losing streaks throughout the summer. But going 4 back tonight, hard to overcome that even if we win out.

    Feels like if its not next year, were gonna be on the outside looking in for a while since we have a bunch of $ tied into players past their prime.

    At least this season was a lot more enjoyable/watchable than the past 8 seasons.
     
  26. soulfly

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    Working as a grocery checker in bham for college really had me feeling some kind of way about Canadians at the time.
     
  27. Fancy

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  28. verbalduck

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    I hate Cishek, 3-2 slider to walk a scrub allowing Donaldson to come up to the plate as the winning run, clown.
     
  29. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Not quite dead yet. 2.5 out with 10 left. Very unlikely, but still time to make this as painful as possible.
     
  30. Fancy

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  31. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Robinson Cano has 35 home runs. Is that good?
     
  32. eHo

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    2 out, 6 to go.
     
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  33. Handcuffed

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    2 games back

    We deserve this :/
     
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  34. Fancy

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    We have the best schedule to close it out but need Baltimore to crumble if we want a shot at this

    Mariners schedule:

    • @ Astros
    • @ Astros
    • vs Athletics
    • vs Athletics
    • vs Athletics
    • vs Athletics
    Baltimore schedule:
    • @ Blue Jays
    • @ Blue Jays
    • @ Blue Jays
    • @ Yankees
    • @ Yankees
    • @ Yankees
    Detroit schedule:
    • vs Indians
    • vs Indians
    • vs Indians
    • @ Braves
    • @ Braves
    • @ Braves
     
  35. Fancy

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    Mariners are seeing if they can blow a 7 run lead, which is always fun.
     
  36. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Yesterday's loss was an absolute killer on Felix day with a lead in the 6th. Baltimore lost and the M's had a chance to get within 1 game.

    Really need Baltimore and Detroit to start sucking all the balls.
     
  37. Fancy

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    I keep thinking that if we got into the WC game we could trot out Felix and get into the real dance. Last night was a playoff and he was part of the problem :{
     
  38. fucktx

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    Trade you Elvis for Felix
     
  39. Fancy

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    Literally never.
     
  40. fucktx

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    beltre and felix need to be on the same team
     
  41. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    it's better this way
     
  42. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    1 back. Refuse to Lose!
     
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  43. Fancy

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    With our luck we'll make the WC and lose in the play-in game
     
  44. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Still need a lot of help to make the play-in game. I'm not going to bitch about making the playoffs in any capacity.
     
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  45. Fancy

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    Nor would I. Just think it would be very "us"
     
  46. duc15

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    Us would be being even going into 162 and blow it someway in the 9th
     
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  47. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    M's need some magic to stay alive. I blame Fancy for this.
     
  48. Handcuffed

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    Mariners Marinering
     
  49. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    FUCK YES NELLY!!!!!
     
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