2016 Seattle Mariners Thread - playoff free since 2001!

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  1. Fancy

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  2. Nug

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    What happens if Ms ties with Red Sox? How's the tiebreaker look?

    Getting the last 3 games against Angels, with no Trout and no Ohtani pitching, needs to be a sweep.
     
  3. Fancy

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    Game 163
     
  4. bro

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    Who holds the tiebreaker? Aka, who would host?
     
  5. Handcuffed

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  6. electronic

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  7. Fancy

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    Boston for heads up IIRC
     
  8. Fancy

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    And yes, we lost the West tonight
     
  9. Fancy

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  10. Fancy

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  11. Fancy

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    New thread title needed. Let’s get suggestions going in the chat

    Seattle Mariners -

    - can we interest you in some chaos ball?
    - go ms, go birds, go nats
    - SODO MOJO
    - let us have this

    i will vote against anything related to fun differential. BELIVE is too mainstream imo but I do like it
     
  12. fucktx

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  13. fucktx

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    Anyways fuck Boston and NY
     
  14. electronic

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    I don’t have access to OP. I started another thread, but nobody posted in it :(
     
  15. fucktx

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    you locked yourself out of your other acct? Lol
     
  16. Fancy

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    Mods can change titles p sure
     
  17. fucktx

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    Mods can give you your acct back too if you want it
     
  18. electronic

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    I specifically changed accounts, and then forgot the login info for the other one. Never cared enough to try.
     
  19. Fancy

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    okay new thread title inputs pls
     
  20. Nug

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    1. SODO MOJO
    2. Let us have this
    3. Run differential isn't real
     
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  21. electronic

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  22. DuckKin

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    3 outs? SO WHAT!
     
  23. Fancy

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    "are you ready to talk to your kids about chaos ball?" (or Sodo Mojo)
     
  24. Handcuffed

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    something about the run differential (like differential, fun differential, etc) imo
     
  25. Han Solo

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    I say leave it. Change it on Monday. Don’t fuck with the mojo (yes, I’m superstitious as fuck).
     
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  26. Fancy

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  27. Handcuffed

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    triple to start the inning and three straight Ks to end it

    catch the fever baby
     
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  28. juice

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    I don’t think I have a bigger pet peeve in all of sports than strikeouts with runner on third and less than two outs.
     
  29. Nug

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    That was not good.

    Gonna win in the 9th tho, so doesnt matter
     
  30. Corky Bucek

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    Some of us don’t forget 1995 happened
     
  31. Han Solo

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    This baseball game is going to make me sad I think.
     
  32. Fancy

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    oh man you swooped in again to post some depressive fanhood shit like you care

    be gone, man
     
  33. Handcuffed

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    i guess we all cope in different ways

    but my way is way better than, "you're not a real fan!!1!" like i'm ten years old
     
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  34. Handcuffed

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    he's off the fucking base (maybe)

    dave sims shouting at both the sac bunt and at the foot maybe being off the base is great
     
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  36. electronic

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    Fucking HUGE.
     
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  37. Handcuffed

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    long thread on potential outcomes

     
  38. electronic

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    Let’s go today boys. Refuse to lose.
     
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  39. Fancy

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    fucking hell this is brutal
     
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  40. Nug

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    Right there for the fucking taking
     
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  41. electronic

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    Fuck

     
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  42. Fancy

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    Who we gonna get this off-season?
     
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  43. Han Solo

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    Could probably use another OF, a 2B, and a couple SP’s to start. Maybe a 3B if you don’t think Toro is an every day guy. Also gotta bring Mitch back.

    C- Raleigh/Murphy/Torrens
    1B- France
    2B- FA
    3B- Toro/FA
    SS- JP
    LF- Kelenic
    CF- Lewis/FA
    RF- Mitch

    SP’s: Marco, Flexen, Gilbert are locked in. Kikuchi probably gone. Sheffield and Dunn just don’t seem to have it, at least as nothing more than a #5 if they can eat innings. Probably need to trade for 1 great SP and can maybe sign another midlevel guy as well. If were gonna contend, can’t put too much hope on the young guys being ready yet.

    RP’s: Should be good enough here. Will probably add a couple minimum guys. Banking on Giles and Munoz being healthy on top of the other guys from this year. May as well convert Dunn to a RP at this point.

    Overall I hope we spend $ on position players and use farm depth to go get an impact arm or 2.
     
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  44. Han Solo

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    Oh and also, I hope Julio is ready for opening day. Still think we need another OF though, given KLew’s injuries and the youth of Kelenic and J-Rod. That’s why I think bringing Mitch back is so critical. Plus, he’s really good.
     
  45. Fancy

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    Hanny is a FA after 2022, right? Extend him now.
     
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  46. Handcuffed

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    i thought this was a good breakdown of what's to come transaction-wise in the next couple of months

     
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  47. Handcuffed

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    bump for what should be the best offseason since the adrian beltre signing
     
  48. Han Solo

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    Someone’s forgetting about Chone Figgins…
     
  49. 3NolesFan3

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  50. electronic

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    I can think of no finer reason for a return. What an amazing night.
     
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