2016 Seattle Mariners Thread - playoff free since 2001!

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  1. kmac1231

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    yes. funny
     
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  2. oac001

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  3. eHo

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    Guys, we need to talk about Fernando.
     
  4. eHo

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    Below is an exhaustive list of everything Fernando Rodney does better than Carson Smith:


    N/A
     
  5. jltperson

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    Does Cano look like he's lost bat speed/ aged 5 years in the last year?

    I got offered Kipnis for him and I feel like I'm selling low and buying high, but I'm also worried something is seriously wrong with Cano
     
  6. Fancy

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    My father and my older brother like to disagree with me because...well they're my family.

    Anyway they're convinced Fernando "isn't that big of an issue right now"
     
  7. duc15

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    Ya!

     
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  8. Fancy

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    And we just traded Gabby for Trumbo. We are so fucking fucked.

    Fuck.
     
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  9. duc15

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    Jack is going to be done if we struggle like this all year, right?
     
  10. Fancy

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    I fucking hope so
     
  11. Fancy

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    Problem: have abundance of low OBP hacking slugs who can't play defense
    Solution: acquire low OBP hacking slug who can't play defense

    literally Mariners
     
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  12. eHo

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    How many times does Mike Morse have to fail before the Mariners stop trying to field an entire team of him?

    If this team doesn't make a stunning turn around, Z has to be fired.
     
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  13. eHo

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    Mariners have 1 run lead in 9th.
    Mariners do not let Fernando Rodney pitch.
    Mariners & Felix get the win.
     
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  14. eHo

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    Mariners baseball! Feel the excitement.
     
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  15. eHo

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  16. texasraider

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  17. Fancy

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    #FreeJackZ
     
  18. soulfly

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    Guys, is it football season yet?
     
  19. TC

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    Hey guys, is there not a Seattle travel thread? Only found this and a Seahawks thread in searching
     
  20. Fancy

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  21. soulfly

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    I'll tell you all you need to know about yakima :gfa:
     
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  22. TC

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    Thanks guys; I posed my question in the travel thread
     
  23. Fran Tarkenton

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    Taijuan is pissed Lloyd just pulled him from the game
     
  24. soulfly

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    Her guys. Edgar is our new batting coach. Help is on the way!
     
  25. duc15

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    Last ditch effor to get the fans behind the leadership of the organization. You can feel the desperation
     
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  26. soulfly

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    I feel like the entire team are about to start mashing doubles
     
  27. duc15

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    @StoneLarry: Cano and Miller now have identical .238 batting averages. Miller's OPS is 102 points higher, however. #Mariners
     
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  28. eHo

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  29. Fancy

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    I am Jack's searing rage
     
  30. Handcuffed

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    when did Rodney reclaim the closers job? i was out of town for a bit but hasn't Smith been doing well?
     
  31. eHo

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    He hasn't. Smith is unavailable today.
     
  32. 3NolesFan3

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    I'm at Safeco!!!
     
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  33. Fancy

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    Where's your Grinders Garlic Fries, and Mac and Jack's, pussy?
     
  34. soulfly

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    Invite TheChatch out at headbutt him or something for me.
     
  35. 3NolesFan3

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    So many Tigers fans here
     
  36. 3NolesFan3

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    All the homeruns
     
  37. TheChatch

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    SOMEONE's ending up at Cowgirls Inc tonight....
     
  38. 3NolesFan3

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    I had to drive back to Portland after the game. 630 am flight back to Toledo.
     
  39. eHo

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    Jesus. Why not fly out of Seatac?
     
  40. 3NolesFan3

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    I was in Portland at their ANG base for work. Didn't know when I would be able to get back and if I would have to come and change my flight. Ended up being there for 30 minutes Tuesday.
     
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  41. Fancy

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    [​IMG]

    :ohgosh:
     
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  42. Fancy

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    This Mayckol Guaipe guy is a real goof ball
     
  43. eHo

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    Bernandez with the high socks tonight. I don't recall the last time he wore his pants like that.
     
  44. Fancy

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    But...I'm Larry
     
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  45. eHo

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    M's with 19 hits in a Felix start. I'd love it if not for the fact that they are now going to go scoreless for the next 5 games because we can't have nice things.
     
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  46. eHo

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    Also, Jesus is risen.
     
  47. Fancy

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    and two guys are thrown out at home plate :D
     
  48. bro

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    hey guys, I am visiting Seattle for a few days in 4 weeks. What must/should I do? thanks, bro
     
  49. duc15

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    Don't watch the shitty baseball team. Also, visit the EMP it is awesome.
     
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