2016 Seattle Mariners Thread - playoff free since 2001!

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by eHo, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    wasn't planning on it. was considering soccer but they are on the road

    okay, noted.
     
  2. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    bro likes this.
  3. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

  4. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    Go to Pike's Place BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE MONKFISH!!!!111!!!
     
    Fancy likes this.
  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    solid advice. will put down in my dream journal
    thanks
     
  6. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    Also, I'm going to the Sounders game on Saturday night and I'm very happy about that. Unfortunately, while the entire team is playing for the USMNT, the Sounders have apparently called up some Mariners to fill in.
     
  7. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    I would probably pay a good amount of money to watch Mark Trumbo play soccer
     
  8. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    The weirdest thing about not having WFB or Figgins anymore is that there is nobody on the current roster that I totally loathe. Progress?
     
  9. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    Can I interest you in this fine executive:

    [​IMG]
     
    eHo and duc15 like this.
  10. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    duc15 and eHo like this.
  11. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    Can't wait for some more rebuilding, not that I prefer the alternative.
     
    Fancy likes this.
  12. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
    Donor
    Portland Trail BlazersGreen Bay PackersOregon State Beavers alt

    Han Solo, Fancy and eHo like this.
  13. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    I'll eat the shit I don't care

     
  14. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners


    [​IMG]Mike Curto‏@CurtoWorld

    Tacoma is starting Ketel Marte in CF today. It's his first career game in the outfield.




    [​IMG]Jeff Sullivan @based_ball
    prepare your brief and impersonal goodbyes to Austin Jackson



    Can't wait for him to pumpkin!
     
  15. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    It's a good thing we're in Seattle. If this were an east coast team we'd be lambasted for this malarkey.

    Jack Z, I fucking hate you.
     
  16. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    Somebody please explain why Fernando Rodney continues to pitch for us
     
  17. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    "Proven closer."
     
  18. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    It's incredible how angry this loss makes me given how much I've stopped watching and how predictable we are.

    God FUCKING dammit
     
  19. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
    Donor
    Portland Trail BlazersGreen Bay PackersOregon State Beavers alt

    Hultzen was shut down for the season due to Shoulder Fatigue
     
    Fancy likes this.
  20. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    Yeah of course
     
  21. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    is your public transit worth getting passes for?
     
  22. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Seattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksBarcelonaSeattle SupersonicsSeattle SoundersSeattle Kraken

    Hop on the SLUT
     
  23. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

  24. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    Worked for Zunino!!!! Great idea.
     
  25. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    [​IMG]

    We got Nero at the helm.
     
  26. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
    Donor
    Portland Trail BlazersGreen Bay PackersOregon State Beavers alt

    I can't wait until there is someone new leading this organization.
     
    Fancy likes this.
  27. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    I wonder what kind of shitty pumpkin the M's will ruin in return for Ackley.
     
  28. oac001

    oac001 Chompzy Chairman
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsSeattle MarinersDenver NuggetsDenver BroncosUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    19. Ramon Flores. LF Video: Flores is one of those players that reached his upside quickly, but doesn’t have much more to offer than as a solid part-time player. He has solid bat speed, great plate discipline and feel to hit with good plate coverage, but average at best power that limits the damage he can do. Flores is a heady player with average speed and arm strength that can play all three outfield positions and should be able to contribute to the Yankees at some point in 2015 as the prototypical 4th outfielder that could hit his way into being a low-end regular for a few years.

    23. Jose Ramirez, RHP Video: Ramirez is one of the most exciting players on this list; in the linked video, he hit 100 mph with a 70 changeup and an inconsistent slider that flashes average to slightly above. His problem has been like Heathcott; he’s can’t stay on the field, but Ramirez was big league ready at least a year ago. None of Ramirez’s injuries have been to his arm, but to his oblique, caused by a lack of body fat and his quick-twitch movements on the mound. The big league staff has been fighting to take him north with the team the last two seasons, so if the training staff can keep him healthy, this is relief phenom-level stuff.
     
  29. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    A prospect with plate discipline? I wonder how long it'll take for somebody in the system to criticize him for not being aggressive enough.
     
    duc15 likes this.
  30. verbalduck

    verbalduck Boats & Hoes
    Donor
    Oregon DucksNew York YankeesSeattle MarinersPortland Trail BlazersTennessee Titans

    Rodney goes 1-2-3 in the 8th, with 3 K's, am I dreaming here?
     
  31. verbalduck

    verbalduck Boats & Hoes
    Donor
    Oregon DucksNew York YankeesSeattle MarinersPortland Trail BlazersTennessee Titans

    Wow, disastrous 9th, yet again... :killme:
     
  32. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    Shannon Drayer ‏@shannondrayer 3m3 minutes ago
    Cano back in at 2nd today, Marte in CF.

    Lloyd - Marte. You've got like 2 games of CF experience in you, right?
    Marte - Yeah
    Lloyd - Tight. Enjoy the bandbox that is Coors Field.
    Marte - Wait, what's up?
     
    eHo likes this.
  33. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    I mean, is the management passing around a fucking magic 8 ball at this point?
     
    Fancy likes this.
  34. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
    Donor
    Portland Trail BlazersGreen Bay PackersOregon State Beavers alt

    everything is just hilariously bad
     
    Fancy likes this.
  35. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    At least Felix got the win yesterday.
     
  36. Han Solo

    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesOregon DucksSeattle MarinersPittsburgh SteelersAvengers

    Only 6 games back of the second wild card spot as of this morning...REFUSE TO LOSE!!!
     
  37. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    Jesus Montero is pretty well right now. Small sample size, yes. But I just want to be positive about something.

    [​IMG]
     
    eHo likes this.
  38. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    He was hitting well in Tacoma too.
     
  39. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    which brings to me the DJ PETERSON WATCH:

    [​IMG]
     
  40. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    Looks like he's ready for the big leagues.
     
  41. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    I will bet actually American currency that he is called up during roster expansion
     
    #191 Fancy, Aug 4, 2015
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2015
    DrunkDuck likes this.
  42. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    Guti is hitting .303 and just hit his 4th dinger.

    His inevitable pumpkin due to health always hits me harder than most of our guys who pumpkin.
     
    Fancy likes this.
  43. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    Is there no chance Jesus Montero can still be a catcher?
     
  44. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    Hasn't caught in 2 years. Better chance of him becoming a legit 1B than an even mediocre catcher most probs.
     
  45. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    I think he was that bad. Hell, the Mariners had to teach him how to run.
     
  46. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    I wish that Z would fire Lloyd McClendon right now, mid 9th inning. Fucking Rodney.
     
  47. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    SUDDENLY, FERNANDO

    [​IMG]
     
    duc15 and Han Solo like this.
  48. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    That picture is our season. Death waiting amongst beauty.

    Fuck
     
    eHo and duc15 like this.
  49. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle SeahawksSeattle Mariners

    Iwakuma currently has a no-no through 6. I can't wait to see how the M's lose this game in extra innings.
     
  50. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    We would not be half bad if our bullpen was even decent

    So frustrating