2016 Secret Santa gift opening and pics thread

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  1. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    I guess I'm the first one to receive a gift.

    ohhh so excited
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    what could this be?
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    Nymeria is going to love this
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    Wait, what's this?
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    Oh fuck your face! lol
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    Get in here and get some likes Santa. I have to charge this thing for 90 minutes then we'll put it on Nymeria.
     
  2. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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  3. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  4. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    You da real MVP.
     
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  5. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Nymeria sounds like an STD
     
  6. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    How dare you insult Game of Thrones like that!

    And she got it from you.
     
  7. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    I wanna know how my Santa was. They obviously looked at more than the about me thread to send me fake spiders. They either know me or thats A+ detective work.
     
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  8. Shawn Hunter

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    Probably got some of Trump's Russian buddies to hack your computer and spy on you
     
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  9. Detective Popcorn

    Detective Popcorn Well gee, boss! I'm just a bunch of popcorn!
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  10. dump

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    That fit collar will work now that Nymeria can walk
     
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  11. Jax Teller

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    Good work man!
     
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  12. Detective Popcorn

    Detective Popcorn Well gee, boss! I'm just a bunch of popcorn!
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    I was adding the fitbark to my Amazon cart and noticed the plastic spiders. Was all :grinch:
     
  13. Jax Teller

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    As soon as it's changed I'll be putting it on her collar.
     
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  14. Detective Popcorn

    Detective Popcorn Well gee, boss! I'm just a bunch of popcorn!
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    Let me know how it goes; might also get one for my sis and her dog.
     
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  15. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit Champion of Life - now with 5* heart
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  16. Shawn Hunter

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    Wow man why you wanna put a dog collar on your sister?
    :loldog:
     
  17. Jax Teller

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    This morning she had 1114 "bark points" an 80% sleep score and 419 calories burned. health index i'm not sure how to set up yet.

    I'm curious as the sleep score cause it listed 5:29 rest (i assume that's hours), 1:49 active and :14 play. I need to research more on how it all works but it seems pretty damn cool so far.
     
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  18. Zack Zedalis

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    I ain't sending no gifts until December
     
  19. enjj

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    I'd like to go on record now to say that I have an absolute top drawer gift idea for my Secret Santa. However it involves a third party of significance that may or may not participate. I am efforting to get this done asap but may be delayed.

    So please be patient.
     
  20. EMAW FC

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    Yo GoodForAnother i'm doing some research for my secret santa but I can only go back through 10 pages worth of his posts. What happened to the option for viewing older posts?
     
  21. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother Jesus hates your high school dances
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    Idk I'll look at it
     
  22. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Do it for the culture
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    Expected my gift to take longer to ship but it arrived yesterday. Really didn't want to send it to the recipient until December but I might just be too excited.
     
  23. Tex

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    One of my gifts already made it to my SS but he hasn't been online since last week :ohdear:
     
  24. JPWahoo

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    sitting around my house miserable after my wisdom teeth surgery this morning when I hear a knock at the door!

    to my surprise, it's TMB Santa's deliver. a bounty of excellent gifts:

    A delightful fleece throw of next year's world series champions

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    I bought my first house last spring, making this next gift completely invaluable:

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    A new toy for the pup, featuring your NFC North leaders:

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    a couple of action shots of the pup in action:

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    many many thanks, SS, you made a really shitty day a whole lot better. :beerchug:

    apologies for the rotated pics, maybe one day TMB will upload photos correctly.
     
  25. Jax Teller

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    A day in the life of a greyhound recovering from surgery lol.

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    #25 Jax Teller, Nov 16, 2016
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  26. Doug

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    you should get some more stuff today, and USPS most likely broke the other one Ts & Ps

    Glad you like it so far - I was not lazy this year and ordered way too early
     
  27. JPWahoo

    JPWahoo Some Flies are too Awesome for the Wall
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    oh shit. well thanks man, you're an excellent Santa for sure
     
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  28. JPWahoo

    JPWahoo Some Flies are too Awesome for the Wall
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    more awesomeness arrived!

    UVa garden flag
    OFFICIAL DETROIT LIONS DUCT TAPE
    kickass Orioles socks
    a festive UVa tree ornament

    thanks again for all the gear, Doug - merry chirstmas!
     
  29. Tex

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    He was on yesterday. Either he hasn't checked his mail in a week or it was delivered to someone else.
     
  30. Doug

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    Glad you enjoyed it - tried to hit on everything you liked, plus some new house stuff. You have one more small thing coming - if it doesn't show up by Monday let me know and I can hound Amazon.
     
  31. Jax Teller

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    Had to put that pic in a spoiler on my post. It was freaking huge.
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Thank you to whomever is my SS. This is a great gift. Signed Coach Wooden picture with PSA DNA COA . Thank you so much. [​IMG]
     
  33. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue 1st Place, TMB Brisket Competition
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    Arrived home from running errands to find a message from the front desk. Packages awaited. SS had arrived.

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    Gun cleaning kit
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    Belly band holster for t-shirt wear
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    Merkur Futur razor, my favorite Feather blades and some glorious sandlewood shaving cream.
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    Absolutely killed it, now identify yourself. These will get used daily. Thank you so much.
     
  34. wes tegg

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    :respek: Glad you like it. There is more coming. It'll be like a progressive dinner.
     
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  35. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Thank you.
     
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  36. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants
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    I think Tex is my SS. I got them I didn't know if we're supposed to wait til xmas lol
     
  37. Tex

    Tex Ohh yaa
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    Post pics
     
  38. jaygabriel

    jaygabriel You're chillin' wit a titty feelin' villian
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    Much more to come....
     
  39. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue 1st Place, TMB Brisket Competition
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    You're the man. That razor is so money and the sandlewood cream has forced me to up my Rex Kwon Do skills to fight the bitches off.
     
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  40. Tex

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    No you post pics when you get them
     
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  41. Jax Teller

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    Come clean my guns now.
     
  42. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants
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    got 3 to open Tex
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    and i need to find a way to make these pictures bigger than ant size... brb

    k problem solved...

    first two:

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    I was probably the most hated person in the Making a Murderer thread here, I love this :roll:

    last one:

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    shirt is classy as hell, my wardrobe just tripled in value

    thanks Tex im gonna color some prison bars around avery now :)
     
    #42 keacali, Nov 21, 2016
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  43. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue 1st Place, TMB Brisket Competition
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    jaygabriel struck again

    The box
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    A mini saddlebag.......
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    ........containing a Saddleback wallet
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    This bad boy smells like a baseball glove. Top notch. Once again, you killed it. Bravo, good sir :golfclap:
     
  44. Baron

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    Man that wallet is sexy!
     
  45. keacali

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    I'd bone
     
  46. Tex

    Tex Ohh yaa
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    And of course the pics don't show up for me. I'm working on something else for you.
     
  47. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants
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    God Damnit I'll get it fixed. I think it's an error on my end, not yours
     
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  48. Tex

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    I can see them now. Hope you like the gifts and the shirt fits. Felt weird buying that.
     
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  49. TheFreak55

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    That shirt is gold
     
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  50. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants
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    Everything is perfect my ninja :respek:
     
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