2017-2018 Champions League Thread

Group A: Wrong
Group B: Wrong order
Group C: Wrong
Group D: Wrong order
Group E: TBD
Group F: TBD
Group G: Wrong
Group H: Wrong

 

Today's lineup is better than tomorrow, but CL's TV lineup is fucking garbage in America

 

FS1 - Real Madrid vs Dortmund
FS2 - Liverpool vs Spartak Moscow
FS Local - Tottenham Hotspur vs APOEL
FS+ - Multimatch90

 

First pot 1 team to ever get 0 points lol

 

can someone smarter and less lazy than me walk me through the various clinching scenarios at play today

thank you and god bless

 

Group E:
Liverpool are in with a draw and clinch the group with a win. They're out if they lose and Sevilla win. If they lose and Sevilla draws I believe Liverpool go in over Sevilla.

Group F:
Napoli need to win and Shaktar to lose to advance. Anything else and Shaktar advance.

Group G:
Leipzig need to better Porto's result. Besiktas already clinched the group and have brought a weaker side to Leipzig (no Canadian legend Atiba Hutchinson, Quaresma, etc.)

Group H:
Spurs won the group with Madrid second.

 

Liverpool and Sevilla are in with a draw, period

Pool would be out if they lost and Sevilla didn't lose

 

Also worth noting:
- Shaktar play City in Ukraine and City is starting a semi-weak side including some guy I've never heard of at CB with Mangala.
- Dortmund and APOEL are battling for the EL spot. Dortmund have to better or match APOEL's result to go through.

 

phil foden is starting. he's 17

 

Ok yeah I didn't factor in the three way tie at 9 points if Sevilla draw and Pool lose.

 

Early Napoli goal

 

Tosin

 

Coutinho from the spot

 

Not a great start for Dortmund

 

Porto goal

I can’t believe Spurs didn’t score there

 

The Beast from the spot puts Besiktas up 1-0. Things not looking good for RB Leipzig

 

City stream please?

 

City started a stronger squad than I expected. Napoli could have a shot

 

Not a good showing in European competition from Germany this year.

No one advanced in Europa, Bayern don’t win group, Leipzig headed down to Europa and Dortmund is either Europa or currently, out.

 

Facebook

 

bvb still in rooins

 

Oh my Ronaldo.

Dortmund are bad.

 

Oh my

 

Pool running riot, 2-0

 

Köln still can in EL.

 

Really nice goal from Shakhtar

 

And another ends napoli

 

That was....not good from Ederson

Feyenoord also leveled against Napoli

 

Plus Feyenoord tied it. Europa R32 is going to be loaded.

 

Lol at this announcer “no one has opened up Manchester City like this”

No mention of who is/isn’t playing

 

just give me a camera on rachel and dump these two dudes

 

Ghezzal and Felipe both shown red so Porto and Monaco both to 10

 

Dortmund get one back. 2-1 Real

 

Well the second halves leave something to be desired

I guess real/dort is the best?

 

If City get one back that could make our runner up spot interesting

 

Dortmund level. 2-2

 

PEA looked off imo.

 

Lineo didn't see the touch

 

That was pretty by Liverpool

 

Why are real playing any actual players with Sevilla, club world cup and barca coming up?

 

Did you all just see Puli blow past Sergio Ramos?

 

Twas wonderful

 

Did you all just see Puli dive?

 

one of the shaktar guys got hit in the dick. one announcer said "i can say from experience, that would impact mario a lot more than it would me"

a little dick talk on this broadcast

 

Because they suck and need every opportunity to try and fix the broke ass attack

 

We always play PSG so of course it will be Barcelona