2018-19 NFL Coaching Carousel

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  1. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Munchak getting another HC gig would be soooo NFL
     
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  2. vander02

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    The Cardinals spent a month interviewing candidates last year(the same candidates as every other team, naturally), made the decision to hire Wilks, and now will repeat the same process... with the entirety of the front office that bungled the search last year returning in tact. Yikes
     
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  3. gilstein21

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    With a crap ton of openings
     
  4. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    So Marvin Lewis finally fired
     
  5. Jack Parkman

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    Oh boy seeing Landry’s reaction would be something

     
  6. HotMic

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  7. HotMic

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    If we hire Gase or McCarthy I’m going to end it all.
     
  8. Jack Parkman

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    If you’ve survived this long as a browns fan....
     
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  9. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    It’s like taking 100 Xanax while you’re bleeding out.
     
  10. HotMic

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    Dorsey is going to interview everyone. Anyone who claims to know what he’s doing is going to be guessing



     
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  11. bro

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    Lol at Haslam outsourcing this to Peyton
     
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  12. bro

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    This really trims the field for Hard Knocks next year.

     
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  13. DeToxRox

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    I mean it has to be the Raiders.
     
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  14. lfriend

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    The rioting that will take place in Cleveland when Haslam listens to dipshit Peyton and overrides Dorsey, causing him to say fuck this clown shit and quit, will be amazing.
     
  15. BudKilmer

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  16. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Falcons fired Sark per Barnwell's timeline

    I wish Barnwell would stop covering the NFL and dedicate all his efforts to baseball. He seems too good for that league/sport
     
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  17. DeToxRox

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  18. gilstein21

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    Oh god fuck no
     
  19. DeToxRox

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  20. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    mike mccarthy, mike munchak, and jim caldwell are all going to be hc next year lmao

    the nfl hiring process is so fucking stupid

    nothing is as bad as the raiders giving full control to gruden for a decade and then hiring mayock though :ohgosh:
     
  21. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    would you rather have elway/munchak or mayock/gruden?

    both combinations would be hilariously bad
     
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  22. TwoPoor

    TwoPoor You can't buy me, hot dog man
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    The one that doesn't have 100 million guaranteed to half of it
     
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  23. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    I can't imagine how much celebrating these guys do after getting their first head coaching job knowing that they're basically guaranteed 5 to 10 years of multi-million dollar paychecks regardless of how many games they win.
     
  24. DeToxRox

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  25. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    I feel like I live in a bizarro world
     
  26. wtx

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    can’t wait until marvin lewis gets the packers job
     
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  27. Detlef Schrempf

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    But he was such a bad coach?
     
  28. DeToxRox

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    Honestly I can’t say I hated him for his time in Detroit. His game manegement improved a lot and he became more aggressive. He will never be considered a great game manager though. I think he could do a lot for Darnold though.
     
  29. DeToxRox

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  30. bro

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    Might as well call big game bob too
     
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  31. DeToxRox

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  32. bro

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    Denver Broncos general manager John Elway would like to bring John Harbaugh to the Mile High City even though the Baltimore Ravens have already committed to bringing back the veteran head coach in 2019, according to Mike Florio of Pro Football Talk.




    I’d like to make a run at Giselle even though Tom Brady is committed to her for 2019
     
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  33. Jack Parkman

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    Dolphins also would be interested if the Ravens were inclined to trade him, but I'm terrified at what we'd have to give up
     
  34. snowfx2

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  35. Jack Parkman

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  36. MG2

    MG2 No judgement in brainstorming
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    Caldwell is the definition of average, which sounds worse than it actually is. He's going to excite no one and he's not changing your culture or anything, but he's better than a lot of the idiot first timers who have no clue what they're doing and his players seem to love him.
     
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  37. lfriend

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    Gotta get up on that hot 4-12 action.
     
  38. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  39. Emma

    Emma Hey
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    Hashtag Go Cats !
     
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  40. milquetoast

    milquetoast I hate grapes
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    Lincoln Riley will be in the NFL next year
     
  41. comrade static

    comrade static i love french fries
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    Minus the fact that he won’t.
     
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  42. Jack Parkman

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  43. vander02

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    Wow, really reaching outside the box here. It's almost like they have no clue what they are doing...
     
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  44. dump

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    none of it matters with the drinking buddies in the front office still in charge
     
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  45. HotMic

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  46. D. Silver

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  47. Handcuffed

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    he'd be a fool not to take that jets job if he can get it
     
  48. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    as a fan of a team that plays the jets next year, sign me up
     
  49. Thoros of Beer

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    So far it seems that the only college coach that NFL teams are bothering to interview is one that just got fired, interesting strategy
     
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  50. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    makes me happy that unc locked in our #1 guy early so no power 5 or NFL teams could poach him