2018 Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bingbing, Apr 17, 2018.

  1. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Suck our Dicks. Fire Everybody
    Michigan State SpartansDetroit TigersDetroit LionsTiger Woods

    Lmao at Gurley. Mad respect
     
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  2. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    getting tired of his bullshit. Just go into the endzone

     
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  3. AubCabs

    AubCabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    started Luck- 0 passing TD

    going against Cohen and OBJ who both have a passing TD. jfc
     
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  4. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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    North Carolina TarheelsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta United

    hey Tarik

    I'm whoopin that ass today, too little too late though
     
  5. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    He has 5 FG from Fairbairn. He had a passing TD from OBJ. OBJ then decided to muff an inside kick so his other player Cohen can then get every ball in the next drive and then throw a TD pass himself. Oh and Lindsay had a career day too.

    I hate fantasy football.
     
  6. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

    Oh fuck off bill, Develin with the goal line carry?
     
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  7. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

    you can fuck off too wilson
     
  8. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    North Carolina TarheelsWest Virginia MountaineersPittsburgh PiratesMemphis GrizzliesNew England PatriotsPittsburgh Penguins

    Why can’t I get a TE Worth a shit. Honestly just get rid of the position in fantasy and the elite ones can be put in at flex
     
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  9. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

    please dont fuck me out of a playoff spot cousins :facepalm:
     
  10. Rammer Jammer

    Rammer Jammer Fan Of: Bama, Braves, Packers, MSU Baseball
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    Alabama Crimson TideMississippi State BulldogsOakland A'sAtlanta BravesGreen Bay Packers

    Got suckered in to starting Ware
     
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  11. Taggart & Baggart

    Taggart & Baggart Name don’t care who changes it
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    Julio and Sanders not doing shit today gunna cost me a playoff spot :tebow:
     
  12. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Proud Chrysler LeBaron owner
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    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester United

    They have barely run it, hopefully things change in the second half
     
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  13. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Proud Chrysler LeBaron owner
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    :cool:
     
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  14. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

    LOL develin again. fuck this shit
     
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  15. TheoB

    TheoB Well-Known Member
    Los Angeles Angels of AnaheimLos Angeles Lakers

    Real fantasy wasteland today
     
  16. bcuga

    bcuga Administrator
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    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta Falcons

    Tyreek with a weird day
     
  17. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger Woods

    Gonna need Vance McDonald not to be outscored by Chris Thompson by more than 4 points to clinch the 4th playoff spot in one league

    Got Conner and Brown left for Pitt with a 26 point lead against Keenan Allen, Jordan Reed, and Chargers D. Feel good about that one to clinch the 3 seed in my big money league. Lost Olsen for the year after losing Hunt as well, but was able to snag Ware. Don't like the matchup against Baltimore next week though.
     
  18. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

    I need you tonight Keenan
     
  19. Corky Bucek

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    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester United

    Need JuJu to outscore Chris Thompson

    Down 26 with Big Ben and James Conner while my opponent has Jordan Reed.
     
  20. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Seems like we're on the same page. I won't have to kill you


    Tonight
     
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  21. john fairfax

    john fairfax An expert at baccarat
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    Need Conner to score 20 points to win my first round playoff match. What a great start
     
  22. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    UCF KnightsNew York YankeesNew York GiantsUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamAtlanta United

    Can we please get Ekeler some running lanes and maybe some targets? Thanks.
     
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  23. ashy larry

    ashy larry marcy projects, son
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    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta Braves

    was down 58 going into this game and staring elimination in the face

    have conner and antonio- opponent is done

    :warn:
     
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  24. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

    Safe to assume you’re doing okay?
     
  25. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    :bananallama:
     
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  26. ashy larry

    ashy larry marcy projects, son
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    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta Braves

    down 14
     
  27. john fairfax

    john fairfax An expert at baccarat
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    Need 1.2 points. fuck that guy for holding on the long Conner run before the half.
     
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  28. john fairfax

    john fairfax An expert at baccarat
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    jesus christ quit ruining conner's plays that would give me the W
     
  29. john fairfax

    john fairfax An expert at baccarat
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    This is what I hate about fantasy football. I was cheering for that punt return just to get conner another carry.

    This is going to be embarrassing when I only needed 2 points at half and end up losing.

    Alright i'm ok with Conner sitting the rest of the game so he can't lose any points. But i'm fucked if he can't play next week :/
     
    #7629 john fairfax, Dec 2, 2018
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  30. ashy larry

    ashy larry marcy projects, son
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    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta Braves

  31. Taggart & Baggart

    Taggart & Baggart Name don’t care who changes it
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    If this field goal goes in I’m in the playoffs.

    Holy guck this is as nervewracking as any football game I’ve watched in years.
     
  32. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

    Congrats I think?
     
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  33. Taggart & Baggart

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    Yea I was had a 3 point lead in overall points for 6th place, but the other guy had Eleker, JuJu, and Conner (rip) going. Needless to say overtime would have been it for my season.
     
  34. TheoB

    TheoB Well-Known Member
    Los Angeles Angels of AnaheimLos Angeles Lakers

    Would have been nice if we had this Keenan earlier in the season....I'd have a couple more wins and be in the playoffs.
     
  35. mp_22

    mp_22 Well-Known Member
    Duke Blue DevilsSouthern California TrojansPhiladelphia PhilliesLos Angeles RamsPhiladelphia Flyers

    How long is Conner out?
     
  36. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    I took over my girlfriend's 0-5 team in her family league and led it to the playoffs but I'm not allowed to shit talk apparently.

    we just knocked out her brother (who did snarky power rankings and had him first and her last when I took over). What's the point of even playing?
     
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  37. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
    Boston Red SoxBoston CelticsNew York Rangers

    May have been just me, but it felt like a terrible week fantasy wise. Lots of no names scoring.

    I need Jordan Reed to score less than 18.66 points to make the playoffs. :ohdear:
     
  38. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    I thought (and still think) I had a great team and im already out. Feel appropriately sad
     
  39. gordon bombay

    gordon bombay magician's alliance enthusiast
    Georgia Tech Yellow JacketsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta Falcons

    Need 6.3 points and have to decide between AP and Josh Adams tonight. Think Adams is the play assuming he is healthy
     
  40. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

    I am out of the playoffs, but my league has a money back prize for the highest scoring team on the year who doesn’t otherwise win money. I get my $100 back.

    After Phillip Lindsay’s career day, I have it by 5 points.

    When the playoff teams start sitting starters, I’m going to have to be very careful.
     
  41. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Another fantasy season in the books for me. Finished 6-6-1. 3 points away from 8-5. Looking forward to talking shit about fantasy football and then playing it again next year.
     
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  42. mp_22

    mp_22 Well-Known Member
    Duke Blue DevilsSouthern California TrojansPhiladelphia PhilliesLos Angeles RamsPhiladelphia Flyers

    Play was Ap
     
  43. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

    Barely made the playoffs in all 3 leagues :feelsgoodman:
     
  44. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    can we trust golden tate now going into the playoffs? or would you play someone like curtis samuel/chris godwin over him?
     
  45. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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    North Carolina TarheelsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta United

    Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiit your boy made the playoffs :badger:

    Thought the top two from each division advanced, and with me getting 3rd in mine, figured I was consolation bound. Turns out though that the top 4 overall make it, and I'm tied with the #2 from the other division, but get the nod with my points total.

    Unfortunately I'm matched up with the #1 by far and undefeated squad, but if any team can pull off the miracle, have to imagine it's good ol' Fownk City. To be honest I'm just happy I didn't get booted from the winner's bracket by a team in my division I outscored by 200 points.
     
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  46. Joe Louis

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    Michigan WolverinesDetroit TigersDetroit PistonsCharlotte HornetsDetroit LionsDetroit Red Wings

    Bad week was bad. Most vital players such as Julio and Cook dogged a few teams, Jordan Reed now catching passes from Mark Sanchez, Fournette's suspension probably cost me one playoffs spot, and of course Tre'Quan's goose egg ...

    That said, playoffs in 8 of 10 leagues, bye weeks for 5. Still a lot of football left :chan:
     
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  47. righty

    righty Respect The Pouch
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    Was down 1 point with no players left, and the other guy had Washington defense to play.

    Washington decided to put up a -2 and I won, thus securing my first round bye for playoffs

    :chan:
     
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  48. gordon bombay

    gordon bombay magician's alliance enthusiast
    Georgia Tech Yellow JacketsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta Falcons

    Adams got me the W
     
  49. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
    Boston Red SoxBoston CelticsNew York Rangers

    When the Sanchize came in, I was still worried he'd become Tom Brady circa 2001 but it worked out for me. Somehow I went from 7th to 3rd with a win.
     
  50. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    nm
     
    #7650 dblplay1212, Dec 4, 2018
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