2018 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 13, 2018.

  1. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    Offsides again :roll: This is hilarious
     
  2. MG2

    MG2 No judgement in brainstorming
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    San Diego playing for a FG despite all it's bad history the last few years is weird
     
  3. Eraser

    Eraser Well-Known Member

    Keep going offsides. Eventually you might get away with it.
     
  4. Line 4 guy

    Line 4 guy I still ski on the weekends.
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    They will keep trying to jump the snap. Why not?
     
  5. Eraser

    Eraser Well-Known Member

    Rookie kicker in Pittsburgh. What could go wrong?
     
  6. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Watch him still miss

    Nvm

    They were offsides again holy moly
     
  7. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo the pope of chilitown

    idk how they are going to flame out in the playoffs, but it is going to be amazing
     
  8. Line 4 guy

    Line 4 guy I still ski on the weekends.
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    Haha made it despite that
     
  9. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    Offsides again :roll: Absolutely hilarious
     
  10. Rape Ape

    Rape Ape six foot twenty fucking killing for fun
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    fucking lol fire the ST coach
     
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  11. Rape Ape

    Rape Ape six foot twenty fucking killing for fun
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    AHAHAHAHAHA HE WAS EARLY AHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  12. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    What a delightful ending to this game. Wonderful news. WONDERFUL NEWS.
     
  13. john fairfax

    john fairfax An expert at baccarat
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    The second one was cheap. The C made a little fake snap motion that sent them.
     
  14. Rape Ape

    Rape Ape six foot twenty fucking killing for fun
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    Because we're in OT if they don't jump the first snap. Jumping the snap is only worth it if you block it.
     
  15. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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    Couldn't happen to a better team.
     
  16. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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  17. Eraser

    Eraser Well-Known Member

    I thought he was referring to Mrs Rivers having a baby every nine months and one day.
     
  18. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    I would be all for more of these losses if anything would change but they will keep this garbage coaching staff no matter what so whatever.
     
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  19. Han Solo

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    Agreed. No one consistently under-performs like the Steelers. Yes they win a lot of games but not nearly as many as they should relative to the talent on their roster.

    Tomlin isn’t a bad coach, but it’s time for someone new.
     
  20. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    Ah yes, the elusive Maurkice Pouncey jersey
     
  21. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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    A common complaint between marcus and I is that Urban recruits nice guys on the OL instead of guys like the Pouncey's that threaten to kill students while high on cocaine.

    Urban really needs to get back to that.
     
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  22. JCort

    JCort oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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    The replies are gold.
     
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  23. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    This is the NFL thread, but please share more of your Ohio State Buckeye anecdotes
     
  24. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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    The first OSU game I attended we beat Pitt 76-0
     
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  25. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    Did you have fun?
     
  26. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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    Yes, next.
     
  27. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    Marry one, kill one, fuck one:

    James Laurinitis
    AJ Hawk
    Dane Sanzenbacher
     
  28. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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    M: Laurinaitis (he has a future in media, family has money)
    F: Sanzenbacher (you seen that hair)
    K: Hawk
     
  29. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    Call me a pussy but no way I'm going after a guy who throws a headbutt like that.
     
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  30. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose
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    Pussy
     
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  31. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    I am what I eat amirite :quagmire: lmbo
     
  32. Jigga

    Jigga I am Steve Rogers
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    DUCKMOUTH
     
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  33. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace Keep doing your bitchass bicep workout, Tim
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    Shoulda been ass
     
  34. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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  35. momux

    momux AFAM Scholar
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    I don’t hate Rivera but hiring Norv and back-to-back promotions from within for the DC have left us with some pretty bad coordinators this year. The defense in particular is really missing McDermott.

    I’ve read that some of the shake-ups might actually happen in the FO. Trying to get more analytics minded folks into positions of power.
     
  36. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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  37. HotMic

    HotMic Mr. So-and-So
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    Who wears a condom with their wife?
     
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  38. Wallcoq

    Wallcoq Miles of D.
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    Not him.
     
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  39. HotMic

    HotMic Mr. So-and-So
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    Somewhat related story:

    A former buddy was cheating on his wife while she was away/out of town for work. Upon returning home from one of her trips she found that the trashcan in the bathroom had multiple used condoms in it.

    His excuse to her? He jerked off with condoms on because he loved the way it felt.

    :facepalm:
     
  40. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Jake Scott does

    Haha just kidding, she doesn't let him touch her. He's the real life Gordon from Dodgeball

    [​IMG]
     
  41. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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    "former" buddy

    not the smartest tool in the shed :facepalm:

    good call getting a new pal HotMic
     
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  42. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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    i mean that guy is a scumbag but he was dead to rights and had to throw up a hail mary. not a bad effort all things considered
     
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  43. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace Keep doing your bitchass bicep workout, Tim
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    “There was a man who escaped from prison who broke in and raped me but I insisted he wear protection” would have been more believable
     
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  44. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott I have shit up my ass.
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    FF: I’ve never once worn a condom when fucking your mom.
     
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  45. HotMic

    HotMic Mr. So-and-So
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    If you think that’s bad, he was messing with the same girl and got blood on the sheets somehow (I won’t even venture to imagine what was going on there). When his wife questioned why the good sheets were missing, he told her that he was doing laundry and lost them.
     
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  46. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Jokes on you my mom has aids
     
  47. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
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    if you're gonna cheat, don't do it in your own home.
     
    #7397 NP13, Dec 3, 2018
    Last edited: Dec 3, 2018
  48. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott I have shit up my ass.
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    I gave them to her.
     
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  49. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    After I gave them to you
     
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  50. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott I have shit up my ass.
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    True Arkansas happiness
     
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