2018 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 13, 2018.

  1. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    Witten definitely wants his jersey back from Ertz
     
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  2. D. Silver

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    If Sanchez goes down, Jordan Reed is our emergency QB.

    :smuggyurban:
     
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  3. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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  4. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    This feels like one long Jason Witten commercial
     
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  5. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    The NFL is so cool about these cleats! I remember when they fined the bipolar Brandon Marshall for wearing green cleats during mental health awareness week or whatever.
     
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  6. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    borderline personality disorder

    i work with someone who has it. honestly it's kind of shocking someone could make a living in football with it.
     
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  7. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    Big fan of BMarsh for all that he’s been through and his openness toward discussing it. I’m sure having Jay Cutler at QB wasn’t easy either.
     
  8. bigpig

    bigpig cultofwhatever.com
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    I dont know of many things more annoying about MNF than listening to Booger and Whitten just rambling on and on and talking over each other while the game just silently happens in the background.

    They've missed big first down runs, 20+ yard pass plays, even an interception and good return.

    Just talking and taking and talking about nothing.
     
  9. The B1G Kucktis

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    My lord Sanchez is still so bad.

    Sorry, Wurshington.
     
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  10. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    I never really noticed it until the pick where it literally took them 10 seconds to acknowledge it
     
  11. bigpig

    bigpig cultofwhatever.com
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    It's infuriating, especially compared to Sunday Night Football, where the commentary is almost always focused on the game, what has happened/is happening/needs to happen.

    MNF Commentary is a joke. Tess barely calls the action, Whitten offers no insight, and Booger just rambles nonsense.

    It's the worst TV commentary team I've heard maybe ever.
     
  12. DaveGrohl

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    I think Tess is exhausted after almost a full year of teeing up softballs only for Witten to completely whiff.
     
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  13. TC

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    I enjoy MNF and the inane commentary and Booger in his magic recliner :ohdear:
     
  14. Crepeswithasmile

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    i wish some gremlins would sabotage that goddamned thing like they did Mrs. Deagle's stair lift, and launch booger's fat ass into the sun.
     
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  15. lfriend

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    Dennis Miller yells out in excitement knowing that he's finally not the worst thing to happen to MNF.
     
  16. TC

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    No fuckin way. Miller was way worse
     
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  17. TDCD

    TDCD Handling the Fisher account
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    kornheiser was bad
     
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  18. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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  19. TC

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    Meaning, he becomes intoxicated when exposed to any amount of it
     
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  20. bigpig

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    He was awful and so was Kornheiser but they both had great pbp guys at least sitting beside them.

    This whole three man booth is just bad across the board.
     
  21. lfriend

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    Dennis Miller was awful yes, but this current presentation is worse.

    You could just mute Dennis Miller, but there's no way you can miss Booger driving his Walmart wheelchair into your point of view if you bought the expensive front row seats.
     
  22. TC

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    Haha, oh man I'm entertained just reading about it
     
  23. Wallcoq

    Wallcoq Miles of D.
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    Yeah the problem is really just that they don’t shut the fuck up.
     
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  24. Crepeswithasmile

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  25. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i am just gonna tell myself that is why he has been awful in coverage and missing tackles for the entire year
     
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  26. soulfly

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    Somehow I totally missed this story

    Brandon Browner was just sentenced to 8 years in state prison after pleading no contest to attempted murder ... TMZ Sports has learned.

    The former Seattle Seahawks star -- an original member of the famed Legion of Boom defense -- was accused of breaking into his ex-girlfriend's apartment in La Verne, CA on July 8 and allegedly chased her, dragged her and then smothered her in a carpet.

    Her two children were present when the alleged abuse occurred.

    Browner was also accused of stealing the woman's Rolex watch. He fled the residence but was later arrested and charged with attempted murder and faced life in prison.

    On Tuesday, the 34-year-old appeared in court where he pled no contest to 1 count of attempted murder and 2 counts of willful child endangerment. In exchange, the remaining charges (robbery, burglary and false imprisonment) were dropped.

    http://www.tmz.com/2018/12/04/brandon-browner-prison-attempted-murder-convicted/
     
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  27. Crepeswithasmile

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    :doge: holy shit.
     
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  28. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
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    How do I tag a fanbase #NewOrleansSaints

     
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  29. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  30. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
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  31. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Both should be publicly executed. I think I hate Browner more though, especially now
     
  32. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    Bills cut Kelvin Benjamin
     
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  33. Tobias

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    he's going to be morbidly obese in less than a year post football
     
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  34. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    I watched him drop a TD and another pass this weekend. When you have a guy who seems to be really improving (Allen), having a fat/slow #1 WR with bad hands is truly the worst thing imaginable.

    Bills are almost undoubtedly drafting a WR in the first round next year unless there is a O-lineman they can't pass up.
     
  35. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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  36. AUShyGuy

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    Is Darren Shaper eligible?
     
  37. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    worst in on the field play, not morally. Id put kevin kaeviharn in the crappy list as well btw
     
  38. lfriend

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  39. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
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    I completely forgot about that guy- our DBs we’re so bad over the last... basically my entire life until last season
     
  40. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    [​IMG]
     
  41. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    It wasn't today's tweet, it was when the Packers looked at it they saw that the rest of his timeline is Joel Osteen and Danny Kanell retweets
     
  42. bigpig

    bigpig cultofwhatever.com
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  43. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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  44. lfriend

    lfriend Well-Known Member
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    Derwin James falling all the way to the Chargers is one of the moronic things that happened all year long.
     
  45. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    the broncos rookies might save elway’s job, and one of them he lucked into
     
  46. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    LVE far too low
     
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  47. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
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    I agree, he was all over the field against the Saints. Very impressive player.
     
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  48. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    him and jaylon next to eachother is going to be nuts for a while
     
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  49. Vito Corleone

    Vito Corleone What if Adam Thielen was black?
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    Who does he deserve to be higher then?