2018 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 13, 2018.

  1. HotMic

    HotMic Mr. So-and-So
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  2. JCort

    JCort oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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  3. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I tried to bet him a bottle of scotch that Elliott would go over 100. dblplay1212 turned that into 200 as a team, but we had to subtract out any big runs, so no bet.

    After the game, he suggested Elliott wasn’t that good absent the big runs, i.e. that he was right, despite all of Elliott’s other carries being over a 4 yard average and Elliott going for 200+ by himself.
     
    #7503 herb.burdette, Dec 7, 2018 at 7:00 AM
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  4. angus

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  5. Jigga

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    The subtracting big runs thing is one of the dumbest I’ve ever heard.
     
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  6. The B1G Kucktis

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    If you take away Saquon Barkley’s big runs, he’s been a shitty running back this year.
     
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  7. Bruce Bowen

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    If you take away Pat Mahomes big plays he hasn’t played this year
     
  8. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode Huncho Jack
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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Jack Parkman

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  10. FuckSudan

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  11. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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  12. Irush

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    McCarthy wouldn’t be out of challenges like this imo
     
  13. pearl

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    Holy shit at that throw by Mayfield
     
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  14. Gunners

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    5 1/2 minutes into Redskins/Giants; we have 3 completions, 5 drops, and a muffed punt.
     
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  15. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    The penalty that was just called on Malik Hooker is the worst call I've ever seen.
     
  16. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    texans just got bailed out
     
  17. bro

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    brutal
     
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  18. Hurley 864

    Hurley 864 Buy the ticket, take the ride
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    Horrendous officiating in Houston. Fuck em
     
  19. bcuga

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    Nice pass Matt Ryan..
     
  20. bro

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  21. bro

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  22. bro

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    I think I heard a preseason O/U for 7.5 McCaffrey TDs. Easy money
     
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  23. stangd

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    Allen is turning into a nice QB. Every game he gets better....
     
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  24. bro

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    bunch of missed field goals already
     
  25. bro

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  26. D. Silver

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  27. bro

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    oh my god had Allen made that catch
     
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  28. bro

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    great effort 'skins
     
  29. PSU12

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  30. Gunners

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    Redskins are approaching fans throwing stuff on the field territory
     
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  31. Irush

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    Only way this could get better is if Josh Norman some how gets shot
     
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  32. Wallcoq

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    Yeah but without the long runs he’s pure garbage.
     
  33. Gunners

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    this keeps getting better
     
  34. PSU12

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    lol over 160 on the ground in the first half. My god the skins are bad.
     
  35. bro

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    once Barkley gets into the secondary, none of the DBs look interested in trying to tackle him
     
  36. Josey Wales

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    Another huge gain. Was getting lunch watching this game with a friend and we talked about the manufactured Barkley concerns last year. Dude has 4-5 runs a game that make you shake your head and he can break a TD any time he touches the ball.
     
  37. bro

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    lol Brady. you old fuck
     
  38. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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  39. bro

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    fucking gross. POS. Hauschka injured on the play

     
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  40. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby #1 at the top of the Humble list

    Drew Brees fucking sucks now that we’ve collectively agreed to stop calling him an underdog
     
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  41. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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    i know sanchez stinks but i was led to believe that the skins defense was good
     
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  42. Irush

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    By whom
     
  43. Muddy Badger

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    Josh Gordon just roasted Fitzmagic* on a simple hitch route. Another Bama bust
     
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  44. dblplay1212

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    :facepalm:
     
  45. FuckSudan

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    its football, you fairy. Gross?
     
  46. Clown Baby

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    Don’t call him an underdog, folks
     
  47. dblplay1212

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    My God at that throw by Mahomes
     
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