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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Santa Claus, Nov 23, 2018.
Please post pics of your gifts itt
Penguin The Duck i know everything
You must know I'm approx 666 miles from home until Monday then, yes? Mr. Smarty Pants.
I don’t know about him but I know today is Tuesday
You must be drunk or in a terrible timezone, but either way I'm currently on my way back to TN. Can confirm there are multiple Amazon boxes with my name on it. Late tonight or early tomorrow morning is my updated forecast. Maybe Dec 1st if Santa doesn't control his snarky little elves..
Yesterday at 10:22 pm on the best coast it was in fact Tuesday. Hope you get coal
It's almost 9:45 AM God's time, and superior poster Doug did not provide any coal. Everyone be like Doug.
Let's get this started, shall we?
Secret Santa 2018 brought to you by...
Ice molds for drinking activities
BBQ Set w/ Hockey sticks for handles
Hiking book and headlamp for obvious reasons
Handle bars/straps for the Jeep for those "OH SHIT!" moments (this is an incredibly underrated purchase btw.. super excited about these)
And last but not least.. how have I not tried these before?
Home run. Nailed it. Truly the greatest time of the year.
love some YellowBird
Glad you like everything and equally glad you refer to them as oh shit handles as well.
It's hard to pick a favorite. Everything is awesome and much appreciated. Merry Christmas to you, sir.
That Yellowbird sauce sounds good AF.
I am so excited to know this has started! I love the anticipation of seeing what everyone gets!
Can confirm it is good - bought it for my brother in law last year and picked one up for myself at that time.
the tivolo ice balls are great
i use them way more than i should but fuck you dont judge me
Damn Doug hooked you up.
I assume I can find it on Amazon?
Doug is very good at gifting
Can’t wait for the pure excitement followed by soul crushing defeat when they open mine
Nice work Doug
Just ordered my first gift to send off it will be the cheapest gift, but it will also be the one I'm the most excited for him to get. I love TMB SS.
Sent. Looks to be arriving around Christmas. God I hope my SS likes this.
If you’ve posted in this thread and I haven’t liked your post, let me know, and I’ll rectify that egregious error.
My apartment has a locker system that notifies you when you get a package. If the box is too large to fit, they put it in the mailroom with no notification. You have to keep track of your orders to know when you’ve received something.
I ordered an office chair mat and went to the front desk to pick it up. She brings out this ratty box that looks like medical waste:
I told her that wasn’t what I was expecting. So we examine the address to see if she made a mistake:
Quickly say, “Oh yeah, that’s me, thanks,” and take the package out of her sight.
Santa really killed it. I got a lovely card:
The gifts are exquisite and reflect well on both gifter and giftee as these items show good taste:
At first, I thought it was a Jaguars shirt and was disappointed, but then I saw the jumbo shrimp. Super stoked! (Confession that may result in me losing my partial-coonass card: I prefer shrimp over crawfish.)
Got a super bright flashlight that looks like a shotgun shell. Reminds me of home.
Vineyard Vines stickers to keep it fratty, despite being a GDI (biggest regret of my life, I’m sure).
Kraft mac & cheese, the pasta and really the of all Italian delicacies. Unfortunately, I limit my carbs, but I will cook this for my family on Christmas Day. Stay tuned itt. I’ll also cross post to the family holiday thread.
Some super sweet, wood coasters with a laser-etched map of DC. These will keep my beverages from marring my furniture which is very practical. Close-up:
To be continued (won’t let me upload more than six pics for the post)....
And the crème de la crème, a velvet rope. This eagle-eyed user saw that I was having a difficult time sorting all the pussy I’ve been getting because of my sweet leather chesterfield couch and painted paddles in an organized manner, so he got me this velvet rope so I can have an orderly queue:
Spoiler: Velvet rope
Don’t worry, I’m sure the girls are on the way and just delayed because of the rain.
User Pharm, you’re very generous and did a great job. I love you, and you’re my new best friend. I hope you and your family have a cool Christmas, happy Hanukkah, krazy Kwanza, etc. and nifty new year in your new house!
I will send you some microphone stands to hang that awesome rope on just outside your door.
DrunkJester hope you enjoyed the gifts. I tried to balance useful and funny. I couldn't find a Brooks Brothers golden fleece sticker but knew you were fond of the vineyard vines from posting history.
I really do like everything. I’ve been very happy and chipper today since getting the gifts, which is a gift in itself. Thanks buddy
I think I got a couple of gifts..?
There's only a first name on one of the receipts..?
Not sure if I've posted about Gritty here or not (edit, I did in the about me, so this must be from tmb). I love the hat for the child but worried she may not have a chance to wear it down here since it's always so hot.
No mention of TMB or any usernames so it may be from somewhere else?
Another arrival today. And SS identified as brolift
Funny timing on the yard book. If you post in the home owner thread, TruGreen killed my entire yard by accident and today just so happened to be the day they came by and re-sodded the entire yard.
omg the hockey stick BBQ tools
enjj rumors are you received gifts
I suppose it's the third night of giving from brolift and I have become slightly confused
That shirt is incredible
The Communist Manifesto.....TMBs hottest gift for the man in your life that has everything.
Don't kill your lawn or you have to change your urername to TruGreen ChemLawn
Srs didn't realize taking the $5 credit for Prime Now Whole Foods would lead to 3 different boxes but yolo.
Who was our lawn painter entrepreneur? He may be needed.
Came home to this gigantic box
Which contained all of this delicious goodness
but really, marcus you wonderful man, this was a tremendous gift. They are now stocked in the freezer, and some say rivals lechnerd private Blue Bell stock. Not me, but some.
Even though he can’t have any the dog still wanted in on the fun.
Holy shit this is incredible. Enjoy that ice cream man! Good stuff!
I feel like shit. Meant to post this before you got your gift. Sorry to you and marcus
brolift yoy should have gifts coming starting on the 8th.
Doc Louis your gifts should start arriving tomorrow.
Looks to be pulled right from the production line
Enjoy, my man! Sorry it wasn’t researched, but I was actually out this year, I only offered to be a fill guy. Gonna pretty much just keep the ice cream man thing going from here on out.
Wait until you see the size of the “chips” on each pint. It’s awesome stuff. :)
I’ve had a set for a couple years now- they hold up great. I highly recommend getting some
That black raspberry chocolate chip is pretty much the greatest thing on this planet.
For a short time, Costco has a TWO pack of half gallon containers. I struggle with weight for a reason.
Every pint will be thoroughly enjoyed. My new best friend was skeptical on this site and the Secret Santa, but walking in the house with a box full of ice cream she quickly approved.