2018 SS GIFT OPENING

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  1. texasraider

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    DrTomOsbourne I have a LSU friend that I would love to give those magnets to. Can you tell me how you made them?
     
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  2. DrTomOsbourne

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    I got the images by googling Coach O vs Teleprompter. Cropped them and went online to CVS (can Google CVS photo magnets I'm sure) and they were done in a couple hours.
     
  3. BP

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    Whammy Business. Come get your likes. :rockin:
    My secret Santa was running late this year, same as myself, it was absolutely worth the wait.
    I wake up and leave for work to a large box on my front door. I had to wait until last night to open them.
    The expertly wrapped gifts revealed a diverse cornucopia of treats and goodies related to my interests.
    Gift 1: A large tasteful book about Whiskey bc I can get cunty about my Whiskey.
    Gift 2: A T-shirt representing the best MLS team ever.
    Gift 3: A GoT themed Rocks glass, so I can be witty and cunty while drinking my Whiskey.
    Gift 4: Some Rubs. I meal prep a lot and also have a sous vide, so Im always excited to try out new flavors.
    Last pic is the entire haul all together.
    Thanks man, you nailed everything. :beerchug: Hope your holidays were great and your SS treated you just as well.
     
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  4. BP

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    Glad you enjoyed everything. Even though I had to buy Bama themed gifts, it was fun putting everything together. And can't believe I didn't realize you had me last year. :facepalm: Hope I repaid everything in kind. :beerchug:
     
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  5. CoastalOrange

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    Final gift was dropped off in the mail yesterday morning. Should be there within the next few days. Sorry again about being an idiot and having it sent to my place instead of yours.
     
  6. Whammy Business

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    I'm glad you liked everything. I purchased a bottle of Florida whiskey for the novelty and intended to send it as well, but after opening the bottle I purchased for myself, I deemed it to be absolute swill and an unacceptable gift for a man of your refined tastes. I'm working on something else in its stead, so there will eventually be another gift headed your way.

    Also, my girlfriend wrapped the gifts. If left up to me, all the gifts would have been loosely wrapped in a copy of the Tallahassee Democrat.
     
  7. BP

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  8. bigred77

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    This is just high level secret santaing right there
     
  9. AIP

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    look at you all into arts and crafts
     
  10. DrunkJester

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    Wait a second...I bought for Toast, he bought for you, and you bought for me...

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  11. BlazingRebel

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    :ohshit:
     
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  12. hudson

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    I'm glad you like everything. Really curious how the popcorn is. I think i mentioned it in the PM but I really wanted to send something different for the popcorn, just not some OR. Really curious if the shower beer holder actually works.
     
    #462 hudson, Jan 19, 2019
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  13. NilesIrish

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    Haven't tried the popcorn yet. It's colder than shit and snowy today so the kid and I are doing a movie day. I'll report back. The beer holder is just a hair to big for the tiles in my shower, so I'm going to try the door, haven't done it yet. Need to make it high enough the little one can't fill it with toys. lol.
     
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  14. NilesIrish

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    hudson the red popcorn is unreal. Stuff is flat delicious. Little butter salt and it's on. Also the maker works like a champ.
     
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  15. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    CBH


    You killed it man. Got a big package today. Will get pics and post up in the morning when I get to my office.

    Thanks again.
     
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  16. CBH

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    Not a problem. Glad you like everything and sorry it took so long. Didn’t have a chance to do as much post stalking as I wanted to before Christmas
     
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  17. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I feel bad for you :)
     
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  18. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Big thanks again to CBH for the gifts.


    First gift to arrive was in a big round tube. After being ok with the fact it might have been a pipe bomb (it wasn't) I was very happy with the contents.

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    Rum is my libation of choice and I have never had Doctor Bird, so I am very interested to sip on it this weekend.

    A few days went by before I received a big package with the rest of the goods.

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    These bad boys were right on top. It was very nice of CBH to think I have the swing speed to play these regularly. Gives me a target to shoot for :)


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    If thats not a pretty sock box, IDK what is.

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    Some solid stalking by my SS showed that I am a Bombas stan. I love their socks and I wear both their dress and casual socks. Besides the black I do not have any of the others and they go straight into the rotation.

    Lastly, probably one of the better gifts I've ever gotten.

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    A book of the GOAT. My favorite athlete of all time and close personal friend (met like three in high school, grew up down the road from him), we are pretty big deals.


    In summation, all the gifts together. Its a great haul and I'm a big fan of this continuing TMB tradition.

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  19. sc_chant

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    :cryingjordan:
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    I’d have to check the list to see who gave to you but that was the last update I received.
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    sc_chant

    “Showing that two of the three gifts for my SS were delivered roughly a week ago. The third was attempted delivery but then USPS left instructions with him on how to get the package.”
     
  22. sc_chant

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    Can you get tracking numbers? Maybe I can go to usps/fedex/ups and figure out what's going on. Nothing has shown up.
     
  23. CoastalOrange

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    Give it some time. My SS reached out to me stating he requires signature for the package. I hadn't received any notice until today but the notice states that "Today's Date" as 1/17.
     
  24. sc_chant

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    Gifts have been found, in hand, and on the way to house! ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
     
  25. sc_chant

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    9After sending myself on a wild goose chase (because I'm an idiot and switched 2 numbers on my address when I signed up) I was able to find all 3 packages at the post office. I want to apologize to Santa for the issues.
    The boxes and the pup
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    Obviously I have to open the big box first and I see a familiar logo, but what is it? Oh! Just #WWE Hall of Famer and former Coastal Carolina University basketball player DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE! BANG!
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    Next gift, I take the opposite approach and go with the smaller package. I open it and I see some strange wrapping. Continue on to find this sweet rock glass with the map of Columbia etched on it!

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    Finally, I have the bag. Open it up and find a great shirt that I can use to welcome Lord Chadwell onto his thrown as the new head coach of Coastal football!

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    A+ job Santa! Thank you so much for everything, they are all awesome! Come get your likes!
     
    #475 sc_chant, Jan 26, 2019
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  26. Whammy Business

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    That Chanticleers shirt is pretty sweet.
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

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    Moral of the story is give the right address.
     
  28. Prospector

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    TIL that DDP went to college and played basketball
    Neat
     
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  29. CoastalOrange

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  30. hudson

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    that's weird, I didn't know they actually made z-stars in non yellow colors.
    i knew, but they are inferior
     
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  31. Baron

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    Who still hasn't' received anything yet?
     
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  32. CoastalOrange

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    Picked up my first package from the post office this morning. Didn't open it since I couldn't take good pictures prior to work. Will do it tonight.
     
  33. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    Glad you were able to track down the gifts! I was worried for a minute there.

    Also, your TMB user name is etched into the bottom of the rocks glass I believe. You know, just a fun conversation piece for when friends and family are over. "Oh hey what's sc_chant?" "oh just my internet name"

    *entire family furiously googles you*
     
  34. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    I haven't yet (packages stolen) but have worked with Santa on it and my gifts will be here this week
     
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  35. sc_chant

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    Well damn, I didnt even notice that! I was actually about to pour glass to test it out
     
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  36. CoastalOrange

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    Received my gifts yesterday and they are pretty glorious. Can someone help me figure out how to post pictures? I don't have an Imgur account or anything like that and, to be honest, don't feel the urge to sign up for one. When I attempt to upload a picture, even just one, it says the file is too large.
     
  37. marcus

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    Just get an imgur account and make the settings private. After you upload, use the BBCode and copy/paste it here.
     
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  38. SugarShaun

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    Text them to me, I’ll upload them and steal your likes

    :grinch:
     
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  39. goblue31602

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    Text the pictures to yourself, your phone should downgrade the file size to send it, then save the texted pic and it should be small enough to upload here.

    At least, that's what works for me :idk:
     
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  40. CoastalOrange

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    Ok, I think I might have figured this out.

    First, the box. As you hopefully can see it looks like USPS either decided to go ahead and open it up and offer a half-assed attempt to reseal it or just tossed it around not giving any fucks.

    1- SS Box.jpg

    But what is in the box?!?!

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    I see a Power T and some sort of flower thing. Not sure about the flower thing but not mad about a Power T staring me in the face.

    Gotta read the letter first though.

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    And the accompanying picture. The roller coaster looks like a death trap. I now want to ride it and deal with likely throwing up afterwards.

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    Next is the flower box. What gems does it hold?!? A box full of seasonings!! F yeah! Though, again, it looks as though USPS tossed this baby around because the picture is exactly how it looked when I opened it.

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    The Power T. This is going to look great at my office on my desk.

    6- UT puzzle.jpg
     
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  41. CoastalOrange

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    Since TMB only allowed me to post 6 pictures, here is the full haul! Thanks BlazingRebel its all awesome! I still feel slightly bad about keeping the pin but it is already up so the offer to return it to you is no longer on the table!

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  42. CoastalOrange

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  43. BlazingRebel

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    Glad you liked it man I figured with your love for theme parks anything I could find Visionland wise would be perfect. Enjoy it all and if your last gift ever arrives I'll send it your way.
     
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  44. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Hey brother. Apologies on the late response. I received it. Mrs titties hates it which means I'll wear it frequently.
     
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  45. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    Gifts received, will post tonight
     
  46. bama1

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    It’s February. Do we still have some who haven’t received?
     
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  47. wes tegg

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    Long Ball Larry has only received a small portion of his. I've intended to drop the rest off at his house, but I have failed to do so. He'll have it by the end of the week.
     
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  48. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    skeezy was very patient through this whole thing. I think my original gift delivery arrived in late December but was porch poached. He was nice enough to send again



    Got a nice Goldy (GOAT mascot) hoodie

    PLUS the White House photographer under Obama's book #photographingthelibs

    Thanks again skeezy! Also thanks to Santa Claus for organizing it all!
     
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  49. skeezy

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    Sorry for the delay in getting it reordered. Don’t think that hoodie would have helped much last week
     
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  50. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    I only have 7/10 toes remaining and one ball left so no probs not
     
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