2018 SS GIFT OPENING

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  1. Tex

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  2. AIP

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    Maybe he hates the gift so much he is embarrassed
     
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  3. Prospector

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    NCAA officially licensed Bama Fleshlight?
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

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    Didn’t see a name attached so thank you to whomever is my SS. I really needed a new one. I love it when delivery people see my name on the box. Thank you so much to you. Going through some shit right now and this brighten my morning up. Again thank you. Really cool grilling set. I was in need of new tools and was going to buy me a set a few days ago. Glad I held off. FWIW I had someone else make my pairing and a few others so I wouldn’t know who my SS is.

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  5. Bruce Bowen

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    Wife just informed I have received a package
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    Also mine will be shipping out today.
     
  6. nexus

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    BIGASSTITTIES I was asked to pass this along...

    "Some of his gifts have been ordered but one of the items is on back order so not entirely sure when they will get to him. There will also be other presents sent but I didn't want him to feel left out.
    Per the update from Amazon, the packages should be expected:
    Package 1: Thursday
    Package 2: Dec. 27 - Jan 4.
    Package 3: Jan 2"

    FYI I'm like 99% sure your SS is somewhere on the spectrum and has violated int'l human rights laws regarding sexual exploitation but is still a very solid gift giver, so congrats. Happy Holidays.

    Yours in Christ,
    nexus
     
  7. AIP

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    My ss still has not posted yet, next year pair me up with wes tegg
     
  8. Prospector

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    Are you going to invite Truman over for a proper steak dinner(supper)?
     
  9. Bruce Bowen

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    Fuck yeah! Great job stalking posts jplaYa . Happy you went with 3 Phish as my wife won't touch those. May need to use the padlock on a Half Baked to make sure she doesn't cash both of those before I get to em. Thanks and Merry Christmas!
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

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    What year?
     
  11. REGGNECK

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    Wife confirmed.. package at casa de Regg .. will report after work .
     
  12. NJALLDAY_RU

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    Fuck....traveling for work. Hopefully I can get to it tomorrow. Super pumped!
     
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  13. righty

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    :crossedarms:

    Looks like it was delivered at 3 today. There may or may not be perishables/liquids inside so hopefully someone is able to bring it inside.
     
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  14. NJALLDAY_RU

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    Well it’s about 34° in NJ so should be ok....but I’ll ask my roommate to keep an eye out
     
  15. NJALLDAY_RU

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    Package is secured. Can’t wait!
     
  16. AIP

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    Next year my ss is getting a camera so he can take pictures of his gifts
     
  17. REGGNECK

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  18. REGGNECK

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    Thanks long ball Larry, merry Christmas.
     
  19. wes tegg

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    Just got home to find a box on the front porch, getting rained on. The box says “Sancerre La Noue Rosé 2017.” Lady Tegg, a Sancerre lover, is thrilled.

    I live in Alabama, so you can’t have wine delivered directly to your home. So, I knew what was up.

    “Sorry, toots. This is internet friend stuff.”

    I opened the box, and it looked delightful.

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    I dug in. It got better.

    We have Bonne Maman Four Fruits Preserves, honey infused with truffle, a wine salt, a fig spread, Harissa hot sauce, tipo “OO” flour, Charleston Bloody Mary Mix (Bold & Spicy), a selection of fantastic Perdomo cigars, a sleeve of Taylor Made Distance + balls, and a bottle of Noah’s Mill Bourbon.

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    Nailed it. I could not be more excited. Thank you so very much, Secret Santa. Come get your likes!
     
  20. DrunkJester

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    I need pictures of the bolts.
     
  21. DrunkJester

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    He's the best, isn't he? :ohgosh:
     
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  22. AIP

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    Dreamy
     
  23. Baron

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    This is AIP right? Has to be.
     
  24. AIP

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    Nope

    But if I ever do it’s gonna be the worst Christmas ever
     
  25. righty

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    This is such a fantastically cunty assortment of gifts. Love it.
     
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  26. Baron

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    Damn, the Taylor Made Distance golf balls... I was like, these are definitely from AIP's basement lol
     
  27. REGGNECK

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    Glad you like ..
     
  28. AIP

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    Nice haul
     
  29. wes tegg

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    Thank you, sir! I really appreciate everything.
     
  30. REGGNECK

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    Your kitchen looks like mine ..
     
  31. wes tegg

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    :respek:
     
  32. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    I had the same thought about mine...
     
  33. Prospector

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    THIS is why I don't participate in SS! I don't put that much time and thought into gifts for my own damn family
    You guys are amazing
     
  34. jaygabriel

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    He's probably trying to figure out a way to couthly feign excitement over a box of bang snaps, a coonskin cap, an anvil and some hard Now N' Laters. But I'm sure he just hasn't gotten to the good part of your gift yet.
     
  35. TheFreak55

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    If enjj signs up next year AIP should get him
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    Whammy Business

    “Your gifts were put in the mail today and should be to you in the next couple days. However, your first gift needs to be picked up on your way home from work (or whenever you want to go get it but it's ready and available already). The location is Becher Meats and Provisions which I believe is only a few minutes from your house. Tell them your name and that you're there to pick up a gift basket from Armando and you shouldn't have any trouble.

    2415 N Monroe St #300
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    Armando and I really hope you enjoy it. I paid but he really went above and beyond to assist with getting this together. Including us having a surprisingly not awkward FaceTime yesterday for him to show me severaldifferent meats and cheeses.

    Your other gifts will be to you soon! For now, enjoy the snacks!”

    Tex your gift were supposed to be sent out today but they were delayed. They arrived shortly but unfortunately it might be after the 25th.

    If anyone knows who my SS please let me know so I can probably thank him. Or if he can out himself bertwing will let him abuse his fat hairy asshole for 35-45 mins.
     
  37. DrunkJester

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    :bzzzz:

    Put the gifts in the mail today. After my rookie season saw multiple shipments arriving on different days, I managed to get everything together in one box this year (outside of the coonass appetizer).

    When I get back in the office, I’ll message the tracking number so you can be there exactly when it arrives. Don’t fuck this up, Toast. Don’t make it weird.
     
  38. CoastalOrange

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    First gift was delivered today. Then my SS will have to wait with anticipation for a week or so before the 3 other packages arrive. Basically, the gift today is an appetizer.
     
  39. Baron

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    No, he doesn’t deserve that. He should be banned probably. It’s not that difficult to post pictures. How long agodid he get gifts Daniel Ocean?
     
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  40. Toast

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    :doge: :chatzy:
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

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    I don’t remember when but enjj dude just post your pictures or don’t wonder why you’re not able to participate next year.
     
  42. NJALLDAY_RU

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    righty you beautiful son of a bitch. After digging through some used happy tissues and what appeared to be a homeless persons wardrobe, I uncovered some sick swag. I loved the upstate NY theme! Spicy Tomato oil from Pastabilities, chicken Riggie sauce (no idea wtf it is, but it’s apparently a Utica thing), some golf gear, Utica and Saranc brews, and a sick GOT beer gift set from Ommegang!



    Thank you man! Merry Fucking Christmas!

    P.S. I know I teased about the packaging, but it worked remarkably well for the copious amount of glass that was transported!!
     
  43. righty

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    :beerchug:

    Glad everything got there safely! That was my main concern with so much glass and precious liquids, so everything I could find I jammed in there.

    Good reference for the riggies can be found in this video, which is where the spicy tomato oil is from (which also features Guy (wes tegg)):

    https://www.foodnetwork.com/videos/wicked-chicken-riggies-0199058


    Also want to make sure everyone gets to see the Utica reference to hockey, as it really showcases who we are as a community and it’s my favorite quote:



    Enjoy!
     
  44. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Package 1 received. Will wait until complete to post pics
     
  45. CoastalOrange

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    You have the will power to leave a gift unopened for that long?!? Damn, you're a better man than me.
     
  46. enjj

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    I’ve posted pics of every gift I’ve received. Unless there are more coming that haven’t arrived then I’m up to date. Feel free to reference page 2 and my original post.
     
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  47. DrunkJester

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  48. DrTomOsbourne

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    Had him last year, great santa. Follow the recipe on that sauce jar, it's incredible.
     
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  49. Tex

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    You had a 3rd gift arrive and you were PMd for your email for a 4th but you haven’t answered.
     
  50. enjj

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    3rd gift being the autograph? Pic is posted.
    And yes I have responded to the PM. Feel free to talk to Santa about it.
    Sorry not trying to be a dick here but I keep getting called out on it. All pics have been posted.
     
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