2018 SS GIFT OPENING

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  1. DrunkJester

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    Woke up this morning with about 30 likes from this thread, hudson with a shit ton (metric units), EMAW FC and Luka with four each, and a handful of others. :beaver:

    It’s the thread that keeps on giving.
     
  2. DrTomOsbourne

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    Update: no luck again. Not going to battle the crowds to mail it off before Xmas so I'll be sending mine out sometime next week.
     
  3. hudson

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    I hadn’t been keeping up with the thread since i haven’t received yet so figured I’d make up for that by liking every post.
     
  4. Daddy Rabbit

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    :bzzzz:

    09knight

    A transgender elf has informed me that one of your packages has arrived at your place of employment and preferred drinking establishment. :beerchug:
     
  5. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Guinea-approved. Excellent.
     
    #255 marcus, Dec 22, 2018
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  6. GoodForAnother

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    jaygabriel come get your likes dude, what a haul

    - 2000 KSU team autographed football (this team went 11-2 and won the cotton bowl, a very underrated Snyder year)
    - signed Okoye jersey
    - signed Charles jersey
    - signed Chad May card (8 year old GFA LOVED Chad May)
    - tight sporting KC 1/4 zip
    - cat poster



    Thanks dog, amazing gift
     
  7. DrunkJester

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    Holy shit, that’s a ton of autographs!
     
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  8. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    Will motivate me to finish my basement for sure. Only thing jaygabriel couldve done to make me happier is a free F150
     
  9. hudson

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    what about a rub and tug?
     
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  10. bryix

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    Okoye was untackleable in Tecmo Super Bowl
     
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  11. hardcorekickball

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    Classic big 8 style football graphics
     
  12. Bruce Bowen

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    USPS tracking sucks. That is all.
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  13. hudson

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    Does my Secret Santa have the initials NG and ship form mission?
     
    #263 hudson, Dec 22, 2018
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  14. Shawn Hunter

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    God damn jaygabriel just dunking all over secret santa
     
  15. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    If so I know who it is :warn:
     
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  16. hardcorekickball

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    Omg so do I. Are we going go fuck now?
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    GoodForAnother will tease you and then come to your hometown and not show up to the gang bang.
     
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  18. hudson

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    do they want me to open it now and or am i invited to the gang bang?
     
  19. hardcorekickball

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    His hometown is my hometown, plus I've pissed in his toilet.
     
  20. EMAW FC

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    Yessir
     
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  21. EMAW FC

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    Yes
     
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  22. hudson

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    Open, ganbang or both?
     
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  23. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Ok so there’s this box. I wonder if this is from my secret Santa...or is it a random mail bomb...or like it shoots out some sort of chemical weapon like in the movie the rock. I don’t have water or a giant needle.

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    Should I open it in the yard just in case?

    Fuck it it’s got to be from my secret Santa.

    Few that was close, it didn’t exploded...at first.

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    Ok it has my name on it, seems legit.

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    Oh that is special.
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    This will definitely look better than just letting the dot sit on my bathroom counter. Awesome concept, I’m super excited for this.

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    Love when I can add to my collection and I’ll defintiely rock the emaw on the course and the range a little bit this year.

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    This next one is just an amazing find, for a few reasons. So I put this item on my family Christmas wish list. And like a week ago my mother was like you seriously want more golf balls. You have like so many already. Yes but they stopped making these and I want every last one I can find. First being that it’s something I really wanted and second I’m not sure if I ever mentioned this is the exact Ball is one of two that I play(and the only one I try and stock up on). So obviously an A+ stalk.
    [​IMG] Idk it’s possible that I mentioned it in the about me thread. I did check they are all nxt tour -s balls.

    Those look like shorts, but they’re red, I thought this guy was a K-state Guy.
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    Maybe there some sweet wildcat alternate shorts I’ve never seen.
    Nope.
    Gonzaga, definitely a team I’ve wanted to add to my collection for a while.
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    I know what you’re thinking, what did that card say, you completely skipped over it.
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    That’s amazing.

    All in all that box exploded all over me, great fucking box, I’m unworthy of such an amazing secret Santa. Come collect your likes EMAW FC

    Thank you so much.
     
  24. jaygabriel

    jaygabriel You're chillin' wit a titty feelin' villian
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    Glad you like everything. When I finished my basement getting the jerseys to hang was my favorite part of completing the process, so I'm glad I could be a part of that for you.
     
  25. EMAW FC

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    You mentioned the NXT tour ball in the golf thread. I respect someone who plays w/ colored balls. I had a pair of old cat scratch K-State Nike b-ball shorts (Huggins year) but you mentioned you already had some KSU shorts. Gonzaga is my adopted b-ball team so it felt like the right choice. We are a google home and have one of those outlet stands for a mini in the kitchen, frees up space and looks cool.

    Glad all this will be of use to you, Merry Christmas!
     
    #275 EMAW FC, Dec 23, 2018
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  26. Ian Boooooo!k

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  27. bryix

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  28. Daddy Rabbit

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    I hope you wear hats. I picked that over the scarf because I didn't think you would get much use from a scarf in the south.

    :yolo:
     
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  29. 09knight

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    Confirmed received from one of our bartenders earlier today. It’s on my desk and ready to be opened tomorrow am. I am excite
     
  30. Name P. Redacted

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    :pffft:
     
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  31. EMAW FC

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    What of it
     
  32. AIP

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    Wondering if my ss will ever post

    Don’t want to call him out

    Beeds07
     
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  33. Name P. Redacted

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    Oh you know.
     
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  34. Name P. Redacted

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    To my SS,

    I will not be home from Dec 28-Jan 2. If you need an alternate shipping address for that time frame or if I should ask a neighbor to grab it, lemme know.
     
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  35. Toast

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    DrunkJester I just opened the new box earlier. Pictures later but dude:

     
    #285 Toast, Dec 24, 2018
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  36. DrunkJester

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    #286 DrunkJester, Dec 24, 2018
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  37. Whammy Business

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    Oh man. Just received the balance of my gifts. Barves2125, you have no idea how perfect it is. Will post pictures after church/dinner.
     
  38. Name P. Redacted

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    jaygabriel your package should arrive Jan5-7 via UPS ground.
     
  39. CF3234

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    NJALLDAY_RU wanted to touch base real quick and say I got everything. I will post the pics soon. Today’s really hectic with going to three different noche buenas. But thank you so much. You knocked it out of the park. The fiancé already claimed the cutting board and vanilla extract.

    Merry Christmas
     
  40. 09knight

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    EA133670-6FA3-4335-A821-EFB76B178C97.jpeg bryix come take a bow, you murdered this secret Santa gift! 2 bags of high quality coffee with a matching mug, beers from 3 of the best Georgia breweries, a bottle of whiskey from Atl based distillery, a pair of socks from creature comforts, some spicy chili sauce and 4 mentos left in the container. Solid solid work my friend.
     
  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    AIP Every time I try to upload the pics I get an error, but here is the cool ass tool set I got. As I said, I really needed one.
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  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    AIP I don't watch Game of Thrones, but I drink Alcohol, so pretty cool and I like the glasses.

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  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I could watch History, Discovery WWII channels all day, so the books and stacks are top notch, plus, a few of you know that my mother has dementia and I have been trying to get her back into puzzles which she used to love to do, so this is perfect now that she is living with me, so seriously man, thank you so much
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  44. AIP

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    Did the cat plates make it intact?
     
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  45. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Oh snap! I'll grab a pic. Those are funny
     
  46. Beeds07

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    AIP I've never had fine China before.... WIN_20181224_18_13_09_Pro.jpg
     
  47. AIP

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    They were a three piece set so next year some lucky ss will get the tea plates
     
  48. DrunkJester

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    User bryix got me some beans from the same coffee roaster last year. We’re SS Eskimo bros!
     
  49. Tex

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    Please be me
     
  50. Daniel Ocean

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    Done