2018 SS GIFT OPENING

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  1. Toast

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    Round 2:

    Overall items:

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    The note:

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    wes tegg is gonna be so jealous.

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    2 cool books, a Delta State hat and a White Sox dog toy.

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    Awesome thanks!

    Oh but what's this?

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    :roll::roll::roll::roll:

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    Hey DrunkJester come get your likes dude!
     
  2. AIP

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    That is 100% win
     
  3. DrunkJester

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    Glad you like everything! Delta State isn’t my team, but they have my favorite (unofficial) mascot. Did a lot of stalking, and it looked like you didn’t have the Pixel stand but could use one. Several on here recommended the spy book, and the dinosaur book looked cool. I’m sure your cute puppy will destroy the toy in no time, but it should be entertaining for a few hours.

    That was my second favorite Guy autograph. The first was one of him and Matthew McConaughey, but it only had Guy’s auto. I didn’t think I could get McConaugbae’s auto added to it in time, so I went with this one.

    I rarely ever get embarrassed anymore, but the cute office pic and two bedroom pics did a little. CVS didn’t have them ready when I went to pick them up after work, despite ordering them hours before. So I watched two workers pull them up on the computer and print them out one by one. All with a line waiting behind me. Totally worth it though.

    I hope this adds to your enjoyment of the holidays!
     
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  4. NilesIrish

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  5. Toast

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    Thanks man Merry Christmas!
     
  6. wes tegg

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    Yes I’m very jealous.
     
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  7. TC

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    :roll: :clap:
     
  8. jaygabriel

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    Just in time for my birthday :beaver:
     
  9. Prospector

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    Again. You guys are VERY thoughtful and generous. Not to be expected from a bunch of standoffs and bickering dickheads.
    Merry Christmas to all of you fine gentlemen and scholars.
     
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  10. CF3234

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    So here we go. Sorry it took until the 26th to post NJALLDAY_RU.
    First the boxes. Perishable had me wondering what I was getting myself into.
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    The Card got a chuckle from me. I haven't even had a kid yet and I'm a sucker for dad jokes. This is bad.
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    The Note. Yea Owner Jeets will keep feeding your Yanks. That's what he is here for.
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    I died at the diagram of New Jersey. Not sure about the Line of demarcation though. Part of me thinks it should be a little further north. Also, Cheesesteaks's are delicious. Just saying...
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    Now to the actual loot. I am going to guess the choice of team was intentional. Great choice on the long sleeve. Perfect for normal Miami winter. The hoodie would have been used once or twice a year at most.
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    Fiance loves baking and has already claimed this. I also just got a pint sized ice cream maker so this will get used quickly.
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    Here is another gift the Fiance has already claimed. She is obsessed with coffee table books. We don't even have a coffee table and have at least 20 different coffee table books. (I also got her a Disney one for Christmas so we have both contributed to this problem.)
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    Will definitely be spending a good 5+ hours flipping through this on a lazy Saturday this summer.

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    I ride for house Stark so I'm all for the banner. Will definitely find a place for this in the new home. (if it ever actually happens.)

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    I think this was the MVP here. so great.

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    Now for the perishable stuff.

    Taylor Ham? Never heard of this, but It looks good as shit. Will be having this on a Egg sandwich as soon as possible. Will probably have to do a cuban version to mix some Miami in. Also, Contractor burger is definitely happening soon. Really can't wait to try this.
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    Frozen Pizza? 99% chance this ends up my dinner tonight.
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    The entire haul.

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    Damn man. You went all out. There was some really good internet stalking done here. The Frozen Pizza thread, the house thread, Star Wars etc. I really appreciate it man. You even sent stuff the Fiance was thrilled to receive. Thank you and Merry Christmas. Now please shower NJALLDAY_RU with likes TMB SS thread for the great work done here.
     
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  11. AIP

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    He sent you a cat
     
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  12. hudson

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  13. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Bruce Bowen great work, and thank you very much. The box arrived this afternoon, so I basically got an extension on my Christmas celebration. The individually wrapped gifts were a very nice touch. The shirt is great, and I’m probably going to crack the rub and sauce open within the next few evenings. My wife rolled her eyes at the salt gun, but I’m going to have fun with it. Thanks again!

     
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  14. Bruce Bowen

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    You’re welcome! Bugasalt is legit and my wife did the same when I got mine but she has fun with it too now. Note looks like shit as I was rushing to get it out that day so it’d get there by Xmas but Usps failed me. Merry Christmas!
     
  15. Prospector

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  16. skeezy

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    sc_chant i have received your gift. I am leaving for the airport in 5 minutes so I will open and post when I get home. Can’t wait
     
  17. NJALLDAY_RU

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    My pleasure man. Glad you enjoyed it!! Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
     
  18. CF3234

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    Had one of the supreme pizzas last night. very solid late night snack.
     
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  19. sc_chant

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    Boy I timed that one just right. Safe travels, sir
     
  20. Tex

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    My gifts have arrived! bama1 awesome job man.

    The box. What’s in it?!
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    A note!
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    Pop! Pop!
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    Stuff!
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    Bruce Wayne must investigate!
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    A work of art!
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    The force is strong with this clock!
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    Fancy box!
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    My cuntiness will be at a whole new level!
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    The beef jerky is tasty and my drinks will be cold and cunty!
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    Come get your like. Thanks man. Merry Christmas and have a bless New Year.
     
  21. skeezy

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    It was here yesterday but I worked a 28h shift and couldn’t pick it up. I’ll open it next Thursday when I’m back
     
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  22. BlazingRebel

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    Waiting for a few gifts to be delivered then very excited to ship them. I love TMB SS
     
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  23. BlazingRebel

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    Where's the Aoili?!
     
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  24. BlazingRebel

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    Had enjj as my secret Santa last year you are dead on about the Smarties and that maple syrup his friend makes that is amazing.
     
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  25. DrunkJester

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  26. bryix

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    Got another gift from Daddy Rabbit

    phone camera isn't cooperating, so here's a stock image of the gift

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  27. REGGNECK

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    That boost mobile ...
     
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  28. Baron

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    I hope you really like Atlanta United lol
     
  29. Ian Boooooo!k

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    BIGASSTITTIES

    "Main present was shipped yesterday and should arrive on Monday, the 31st. There is a bonus gift that isn't expected to get there until Jan. 7th but no need to wait on it to open everything."
     
  30. Pharm

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    I think my secret santa had forsaken me
     
  31. wes tegg

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    Pharm your gift should arrive 1/4.
     
  32. Pharm

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  33. Whammy Business

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    To recap, this was the first gift received from my Secret Santa:


    I received a package a few days later with the balance of my gifts:

    The letter:


    The coozies:
    I'm a big fan of the Pat Patriot logo. When my girlfriend saw the " Florida as Fuck" coozie, she said, "Yeah, that's accurate." At the rate I lose things, I'm glad you sent multiples.

    The tumbler:
    I know you said you were disappointed, but it was in my hands just long enough to take a picture before my girlfriend swiped it and informed me it was hers.

    The hot sauces:
    I, too, am a huge fan of Hot Ones. Any time I've thought to order their sauces, they've been sold out. I am looking forward to these sauces burning twice.


    The tickets:
    Crown jewel, indeed. I love Nate Bargatze. We watch his half hour on Netflix on a regular basis. I had no idea he was coming to FSU, but I am pumped.

    Barves2125, first, I apologize for not posting sooner. Second, you need to go buy a lottery ticket. Your guesses could not have played out better. Thank you for the gifts, friend.
     
  34. TrustyPatches

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  35. Barves2125

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    No need to apologize! Very, very glad you liked it all. Especially Nate Bargatze. He's not super well known or anything so I wasn't sure. Hope you had a great Christmas and have a fantastic 2019, my man!
     
  36. EMAW FC

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    hudson your final gift should be arriving in the next week.
     
  37. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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  38. Tobias

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    BIGASSTITTIES i am being told that you should have received a package on the 31st. supposedly delivered to your front porch
     
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  39. CBH

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    I received my first gift on the 31st and will post later this evening
     
  40. BIGASSTITTIES

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    This is correct. I will be posting pictures this evening.
     
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  41. Doug

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    Received my gifts- will post all the pics when I get to my office tomorrow.

    killerwvu You did great.

    I’ve played Game of Thrones Catan before and liked it- glad to add it to the collection and play it some more. The Jams look very much home made - did you make them? And the buckeye candy was great also.
     
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  42. killerwvu

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    Got my gift Friday, but now getting around to opening it



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    Thanks! Bill Mazeroksi signed plate! Not sure who it's from, Daniel Ocean ?
     
  43. killerwvu

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    Glad you liked everything. My mother-in-law makes then. She's a fantastic baker though. They're really good
     
  44. wes tegg

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    Pharm youve got another shipment coming 1/5
     
  45. Pharm

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  46. Doug

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    Ok here are the pics - once again huge thank you killerwvu my wife was commenting on how well you did with the gifts and that they really were perfect for me. I don't remember if I've ever posted it but I really do love home made jams / jellys - I've made my own from time to time. Also I'm a huge fan of pineapples so pineapple peach sounds great. Then I'm not really sure what the chocolate things are other than Reese's with a hard shell - and they were really good also.

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  47. bryix

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    Got another mailbomb from Daddy Rabbit

    Awesome stuff. Fingers crossed for no birth defects!

     
  48. CoastalOrange

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    :patient bear:

    Still waiting on my guy to open gifts and post. Still waiting to see if my SS remembered me.

    Still ridiculously excited about both!
     
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  49. jplaYa

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  50. Bruce Bowen

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    Shit yeah my bad man! Both are perfect, the sweater is incredible. Wanted to get a pic of the little man in his fit and kept forgetting. I'll post em tonight.