2018 SS GIFT OPENING

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  1. ARSENAL

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  2. skeezy

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    Dirt Dirt McGirt your ss was me. Amazon sent me a picture of your gifts on your doorstep. Idk what happened to them. Pm me a different address or we can do an amazon gift card
     
  3. bigred77

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    Amazon is taking pictures of their deliveries now?
     
  4. ARSENAL

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    Firstly we’ve got a keto book, I’ve been making shit on the fly so this definitely helps. WVU coasters for my delicious Michelob Ultra and a sock koozie that can keep my dong warm too hehe. An awesome WVU mug that will be used often and finally a West Virginia bamboo cutting board, to chop up delicious veggies and use for my meat. Thank you again, GoodForAnother

     
  5. skeezy

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    got a picture on my app
     
  6. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    shit sorry, were you able to get your money back?
     
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  7. -Asshole-

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    My package arrived today. I’ll be posting pics shortly.
     
  8. DrTomOsbourne

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  9. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Late to post. My SS is the shit and my gifts came in 4 different deliveries. Below you will find the epicness of Santa...

    First package:

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    Nashville Predators mini hockey goal set. Ittiebittietitties 1&2 will love playing with this!

    Package #2:

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    I have to give my hats off to my Secret Santa for this. Definitely putting in the leg work to go through my posting history. Mrs. Titties and I are avid gardeners and history buffs. I'm excited as fuck to read this. Contains maps of the founding fathers estates and their gardens and shit. Pretty fucking cool.

    Package #3:

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    A mother fucking rocks glass for my bourbon with a built in cigar holder... Fuck. Yes. I love it when I can have all of my vices in one place.

    4th and final package. The last but most certainly not the least:

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    • 4 Alec Bradley Cigars
    • Orange and White tumbler. Go Vols!
    • Bottle of Japanese whisky (SS was apparently in mother fucking Japan for a little bit)
    • Two pilsner beers from SC (my favorite style of beer)
    • 2 different kit kat candy bars from Japan flavored in peach and lime. Whatever. YOLO.
    The note:

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    Hats off and a huge thank you to CoastalOrange for a superb secret Santa this year. I am excited as fuck for all of this and definitely looking forward to this whisky. Happy New Years to you and yours! Go Fucking Vols!
     
    #409 BIGASSTITTIES, Jan 11, 2019
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  10. -Asshole-

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    Thanks so much!...fuck i'm having serious issues posting pics. i used to use a photo compress app on my iphone, but that has stopped working. i thought i could send the pics to my pc and post from the pc (which i'm doing now) but i'm still getting an error message saying that the file size is too large.

    Please someone tell me how to post a pic. fuck
     
  11. DrTomOsbourne

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  12. bigred77

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    Wait, is there a random DVD still headed your way?
    CoastalOrange ?
     
  13. -Asshole-

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    #413 -Asshole-, Jan 12, 2019 at 10:35 AM
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  14. -Asshole-

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  15. CoastalOrange

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    Glad you like it! There is one more little gift coming but I apparently had it sent to my house instead of to you.

    And yep, was in Japan for 17 days at the beginning of December so had to get you some stuff from there. Sorry again about the sake.

    It just didn't make the pictures. I sent him Daddy Day Care, on DVD (no Blu-ray up in this bitch) with no case.
     
  16. DrTomOsbourne

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    Posting to help -Asshole- as he is having difficulty posting photos.

    These may be out of order.

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  17. -Asshole-

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    Thanks again. Using the light tonight in a campout.
     
  18. hudson

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    Apologies EMAW FC forgot to comeback and post this.

    Love these, defintiely need more causal shoes to wear.

    Thank you again.
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    BP your stuff is shipping Monday sorry for delay
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

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  21. NilesIrish

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    hudson I did get stuff out of order. So now I'm guessing what is next. That said awesome stuff, my kid loves what I got so the variety is cool. I'll post pics later. I'm being cryptic until pic time.
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

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  23. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I am excite
     
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  24. jaygabriel

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    So is anyone waiting for gifts that hasn't been contacted yet about an ETA?
     
  25. CoastalOrange

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    Me
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  26. NilesIrish

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    hudson i did get the last package before the second. I’ll wait until the other comes before I post.
     
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  27. Prospector

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    you late fuckers aren't fooling me. Y'all waiting until shit was on clearance
     
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  28. Name P. Redacted

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    Wife came in with the mail saying "This says something about Marx I assume it's for you."



    mal630 thanks for the gift man. I'm actually going to my first Thunderbirds game this weekend; it's the perfect opportunity to scope out my next outing to use these.
     
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  29. sc_chant

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    I'm starting to get worried now
     
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  30. hudson

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    Kind of figured that would happen. When they ordered from amazon if gave me the 2 day prime option or the chance for a free one dollar towards digital and it would get there on the 18th, but I guess they were motivated.
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    Your stuff should be arriving shortly within a week. There was a mistake on my part.
     
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  32. Pharm

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    Hey Toast,

    So I have been crazy busy with house stuff and kinda just stashed my gifts and forgot about them.

    My first gift was great. My wife said to give you a special thank you as she loves the caramel popcorn.

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    The next gifts I can't wait to try out. My parents actually got my some crappy off brand light bulbs last year but I've been itching for some Phillips hue bulbs. I have a couple echos but I've been needing one for my office, can't wait to get it all set up.

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    Thanks again Toast and I apologize for the delay in posting.
     
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  33. Daniel Ocean

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    Just sent your SS a pm for an update. I’ll let you know what’s up.
     
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  34. sc_chant

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  35. Toast

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    Enjoy the Cheddar popcorn; it’s quite good too. You’ll enjoy the Hue setup and you can add non Hue bulbs in the mix too.

    Merry Christmas!
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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  37. AIP

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    Points laugh
     
  38. NilesIrish

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    hudson went full Husk and murdered it
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    Creativity on fleek

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    Washed ass medical handwriting

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    Popcorn game just changed.

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    Suited and booted

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    TMB’s official hot sauce and delicious gummy bears.

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    Next level beer containment and some really good whiskey. HUSK.

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    The lot.

    Thanks a ton hudson everything is awesome. Personal favorite may be the t-shirt no one here will understand. Also the back scratcher has already been put to use. You’re awesome my guy. Thank you.
     
    #438 NilesIrish, Jan 15, 2019 at 7:34 PM
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  39. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I got the (first?) gift. It’s awesome. Should i wait to post or post now.
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

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    Honestly whatever you want but if you post now please don’t just update that post. Make new ones for each gift (as they arrive).
     
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  41. Shawn Hunter

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    I got a small bag of that Amish Popcorn from a friend for Christmas. It was OK.
     
  42. NJALLDAY_RU

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    Garrett’s is best enjoyed when you mix the cheddar and caramel, IMO
     
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  43. CoastalOrange

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    :ImSoExcited:
     
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  44. NilesIrish

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    I’ve had the normal stuff from my grocery store, I’ve never seen the colors. Excited to try it tonight with the kid.
     
  45. Name P. Redacted

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    Those Coach O magnets are fantastic.
     
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  46. Barves2125

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    My wife sent me a photo of a package addressed to Barvez and asked if it's for me. Can't wait to get home and open it! I recognize the return address from last year when I sent BP gifts. Will post pics when I open it later.
     
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  47. BP

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    Oh shit, that's right I completely forgot. I will apologize in advance for a sentence of the letter, it was written before the National Championship and I was still a little bitter from the SECC.

    Also I received a package but I was on the way out and will dive in tonight or in the morning .
     
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  48. Barves2125

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    Oh man. The letter did sting a bit but the gifts are very much appreciated nonetheless.

    The letter.
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    Saban socks.
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    Bottle coozie.
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    Tuscaloosa map glass.
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    Alabama map coaster.
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    Manchester City dog bandana.
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    Hot sauces.
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    Bad Teacher DVD.
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    Truly love all of it. The bandana is great for this little dog. Usually she doesn't like to wear stuff but she's rocking the City gear proudly.
    The Cutino hot sauce is something I've purchased literally a dozen of over the past year and I just ran out of my last bottle a week ago so it's great timing. Incredible coincidence that it's local for you. I have yet to try Dirty Dick's (the sauce *teehee*) but have heard great stuff so I'll be trying it tonight for sure. I don't own any bottle sized coozies so glad to have such a cool one. The retro Bama look is as classy as sports get and we all agree on that. Big fan of the glass and coasters too. The coasters are already in use and will continue their service for a long time. The glass will be featured shortly. And I will be wearing the Saban socks to work tomorrow and I dare anyone to try to stop me. Also, the Bad Teacher DVD is showing only slight wear and tear which is a real treat for such a moderately in-demand DVD of its caliber. Cameron Diaz is very, very hot in that film.

    You killed it and I very much appreciate you! My birthday is this weekend so I'm considering these all bday presents. Thank you again, my good man!

    Best photo I could get of her that shows the bandana.
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    She was posing for one whole second but couldn't get much of the bandana in it.
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  49. SugarShaun

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    Oh that’s just adorable
     
  50. bigred77

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    dirty dicks is legit