2019-20 B1G Basketball: Chris Holtmann is a Petty Crybaby Bitch

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  1. AlternativeFactsRule

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  4. AlternativeFactsRule

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    AD loaning him the use of a car is an NCAA violation with LOIC. Repeat offender. Death penalty.
     
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  5. portlandspartan

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    Tum Tum would have never let down his team like that. Just like Simpson he would have let them down with his offense, but never that.
     
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  6. Vinegar Strokes

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    He was obviously intoxicated. Ann Arbor cops let him go
     
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  7. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I don’t think you can say that. Is there any reason to believe that he’d be any better at driving a car than he is at driving the lane?
     
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  9. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitress. Try the veal.
     
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  10. goblue31602

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    I think you're making some logical leaps here. We've all lost control of a car and hit a pole on a weekend at 3am whilst completely sober. :yousoricky:
     
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  11. Schadenfred

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    Definitely standard for police not to administer a breathalyzer or field sobriety test to a black man who crashed his car at 3 a.m., lied to the police about his identity, lied about his involvement in the crash, and was reported by the police as stumbling.
     
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    Only thing that matters is Justin Fields takes online classes
     
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  13. Schadenfred

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    Can't help but chuckle about Jeff Jackson Simpson's curious treatment by the police in light of that Georgia Southern quarterback who was recently arrested for cocaine on the hood of his car... which turned out to be bird shit.
     
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    Jeff Jackson Simpson would be a hilarious Fake ID name
     
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    I’m shocked there would be any allegations of racism (or someone saying racist words) against this totally normal looking college basketball program.
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  16. Anison

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    Ah...but it wasn’t his car
    Definitely standard practice when it’s not your car. It’s right there in the manual.
     
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  17. Corch

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    Lol he was only suspended one game.
     
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  18. Schadenfred

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    It's hilarious that he thought it was a good idea to lie to the police about his identity in the first place. I mean, you're the star 4-year player. It's the middle of the season. And you're being questioned for something that happened on what is essentially campus. You really think that lie is going to slip through unnoticed? You really think the police don't immediately recognize you?

    Alcohol is known to impair judgment, but I guess that's beside the point since JJ Simpson obviously wasn't drunk while driving home from a bar at 3 a.m.
     
  19. LookslikeUofI

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    Must have just been bees
     
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  22. goblue31602

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    Yeah I too am stunned to find out that police in one of the northernmost states aren't as racist as police in South Carolina.
     
  23. Corch

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  24. goblue31602

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    I mean last I checked 1=1, so yeah. Also, JT got a DUI, Simpson (technically) did not.
     
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  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    Exactly. 3 games would have been equal punishment.
     
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  27. Mikelangelo

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    Numbers equivalent but 64(plus how many play in games they have now) fucking teams get into the CBB postseason. A regular season suspension means dick.
     
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  30. Corch

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    I've already addressed this.
     
  31. goblue31602

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    Poorly :twocents:
     
  32. herb.burdette

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    Any word on whether Robert Traylor and Mateen Cleaves were in the car with him?
     
  33. goblue31602

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    Well Robert Traylor is dead so
     
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  34. herb.burdette

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    That’s just what Michigan wants the NCAA to think.
     
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    I absolutely hate every other team in this conference but still annoys me that such a great basketball conference hasn't had a national title in almost 20 years.
     
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  36. goblue31602

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    And yet here you are trying to suspend the key to our national championship run, one Jeff Jackson Simpson.
     
  37. Mikelangelo

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    good luck on the potential run this year
     
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  38. AlternativeFactsRule

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    We won in 2013
     
  39. Tug

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    This is not true
     
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    White people are racist...whoa holy fuck
     
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    Should've had a national championship in 2015
     
  43. Heesu

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    I enjoy these Illinois jerseys
     
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  45. Mikelangelo

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    That was an impressive display of stupidity to end the half
     
  46. hood b. goode

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    Jim Jackson is ageless
     
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  47. tjsblue

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    Good to see Simpson outplay Winston again. But really that was a team/ coaching win.
     
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  48. Vinegar Strokes

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    Embarrassing

    Thread title updated.
     
  49. backinblack23

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    3 dick sucking's in a row, that has to be a new record. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving fanbase. Good win Blue.
     
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    Does Izzo step down by Monday?
     
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