2019-20 B1G Basketball: Chris Holtmann is a Petty Crybaby Bitch

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  1. Cooler

    Cooler A mans gotta eat
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    Iowa is so bad at guarding the 3.

    Now that CJ Frederick is injured. We have 2 walk ons playing meaningful minutes, 4 injured players, and 1 guy suspended.

    Gonna be a miracle to make the tournament.
     
  2. backinblack23

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    Our late season collapse has begun right on cue.

    I’ve always hated how we guard the 3 in the matchup zone. All you have to do is swing the ball around the arc with some urgency and the back side always has a wide open 3. Then we let mediocre shooters get some confidence and they just bury us.
     
  3. Cornelius Suttree

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    Iowa on a 7-0 run the last 1:55 uh oh
     
  4. nexus

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    these refs fucking suck
     
  5. backinblack23

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    not as bad as our basketball team
     
  6. nexus

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    IU not exactly impressing either
     
  7. Cornelius Suttree

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    I hate the fact Fran had kids

    like great more psycho white dudes in society
     
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  8. Cornelius Suttree

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    I despise Archie's offense

    just pass and dribble the ball around for 20 seconds and hope you make a tough shot
     
  9. Vinegar Strokes

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    Iowa getting their ass kicked. You hate to see it.
     
  10. Jimmy the Saint

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    Hey that's Pat Chambers offense (prior to this season).
     
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  11. PSU12

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    There simply has to be someone better at basketball in Iowa’s team that should be playing over Mccaffrey
     
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  12. backinblack23

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    Yeah, they are all injured.
     
  13. backinblack23

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    We are down 3 starters from the start of the year, all to injury. I actually wrote this team off after JBo went down for the year.
     
  14. Cornelius Suttree

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    Iowa City must have been wild when Alford was coaching and Ferentz was bringing in dudes like Dominique Douglas and Johnson-Koulianos
     
  15. Tug

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    I feel sorry for you
     
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  16. backinblack23

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    I wouldn't. This is the product of Fran being an average coach and recruiter.
     
  17. Cornelius Suttree

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    it's a shame Andrew Fleming didn't develop into a good player
     
  18. Tug

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    I don’t.
     
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  19. Cornelius Suttree

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    Iowa is 102nd nationally in opponents 3-pt FG% at 31.7%

    out of 350+ teams that is pretty good

    IU 267th nationally in 3-pt FG% at 31.5%

    11/21 from 3-pt range tonight. Variance
     
  20. backinblack23

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    This is our achilles heal, just like Purdue, and DePaul earlier in the year, some games we don't guard the 3 early and teams get confidence and just go off.
     
  21. spagett

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    Iowa does seem to always peak in Feb with Fran
     
  22. M'ark Pepperonio

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    And a tremendous piece of shit
     
  23. Fudd Bezos

    Fudd Bezos 258 ventilators per hour
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    The state of Iowa taking hella Ls the last week and a half
     
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  24. PSU12

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    Come on Sparty. Give us that taste of being on top of the B1G standings for once in the month of February
     
  25. Lipp

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    not happening. We suck right now.
     
  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    We win by at least 10.
     
  27. backinblack23

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    Any Davison nut punch sightings?
     
  28. PSU12

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    :loldog:
    Suck Pat Chambers micro penis
     
  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    I’ll be right today. Come back later.
     
  30. spagett

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    Soft-ass rims at the hitler bunker
     
  31. spagett

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    28% 3 PT shooter, Ron Harper Jr is unconscious today.

    Cool.
     
  32. Fudd Bezos

    Fudd Bezos 258 ventilators per hour
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    He's either 2-10 from the field or he fucking shits all over you.

    Feels good to beat down on a hot Illinois team with their leading scorer
     
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  33. jcb.2

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    Trapezoid of doom.
     
  34. spagett

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    You guys should riot if you ever play at MSG instead of the hitler bunker
     
  35. Fudd Bezos

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    It's tough because as New York City's team, we kind of owe it to the fans.
     
  36. Vinegar Strokes

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    FUCK
     
  37. Fudd Bezos

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    MSU has completely divested from their basketball program since backing up the Brinks truck for Mel Tucker. These poor kids haven't eaten in a week.
     
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  38. spagett

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    Peaked too early

     
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  39. backinblack23

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    Keith Appling arrested again this time for heroin and intent to sell. Talk about a human piece of shit, probably selling heroin with fentanyl in and someone end up dead.
     
  40. spagett

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    Anthony Cowan makes a lot of daggers
     
  41. Manny

    Manny I love lamp.

  42. construxboy

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    Ah, the ol' Wojo. So surprising it didn't work.
     
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  43. spagett

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    They got afflicted to it during the Illinois game and also almost blew gigantic lead
     
  44. Cornelius Suttree

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    PSU is 20-5 overall and 10-4 in B1G play

    what
     
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  45. Jimmy the Saint

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    You didn't notice us sneaking up the polls?
     
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  46. Cornelius Suttree

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    No I did. But it still doesn't make any sense at all and I don't know how long it'll take before I get used to this but I'd imagine quite some time would need to pass

    Hopefully wrestling is having a down year to balance things out
     
  47. RockHardEnis39

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    It is a down year for wrestling. We're probably finishing 2nd.
     
  48. Jimmy the Saint

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    Yes. We're ranked #2.
     
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  49. Manny

    Manny I love lamp.

  50. Fudd Bezos

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    Ah, the old dead man’s float strategy. Classic.