2019-20 B1G Basketball: Chris Holtmann is a Petty Crybaby Bitch

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  1. spagett

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    Pre-excuses are sometimes more powerful than regular excuses
     
  2. Schadenfred

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    If Turg's panties are in such a wad over traveling to Minnesota for a late game, then perhaps Maryland should go back to the ACC. Won't have to worry about playing games on Central time anymore.

    Now shut the fuck up, Mark, and just be thankful that the B1G saved your sorry asses from shuttering the athletic department.
     
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  3. Rabid

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  4. Schadenfred

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    At least there is some consolation knowing that both Minnesota and Maryland will be watching the second weekend of the tournament from the same place: the couch.


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  5. Vinegar Strokes

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    Dakich is soo bad. Just called the Trice guy on Wisconsin, Travis Trice.
     
  6. spagett

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    That'd be so cruel to Maryland fans, because this team is great at pulling wins out of their ass
     
  7. Emma

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    We're good again!
     
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  8. spagett

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    I love how much Purdue fans hate Indiana
     
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  9. M'ark Pepperonio

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    if I had to go to school in west Lafayette I’d be pretty pissed off too
     
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  10. nexus

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    Peak ‘little brother’ syndrome
     
  11. Schadenfred

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    By far the most boring campus/town in the B1G.
     
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  12. spagett

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    Holy shit, these announcers love praising Collins for what a great job he's done keeping this 6-20 team "together"
     
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  13. backinblack23

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    Your karma came in the form of Davison nut punch tonight.
     
  14. spagett

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    Illinois is gonna make the tournament

    I forgot how that feels
     
  15. Cornelius Suttree

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    it's really not even close either

    nice little 7/41 combined 3-pt performance from the IN state powers tonight. Woof
     
  16. Schadenfred

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    OSU started tonight's game 5/6 behind the arc before finishing 1/19.
     
  17. HotMic

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  18. M'ark Pepperonio

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    I sometimes forget about this group of people who really fuckin hate turgeon
     
  19. buckwild

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    :laugh:
     
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  20. ButchCassidy

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    Never had a problem with him until he complained his 6 foot 10 NBA prospect center was being bullied.
     
  21. Tug

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    Wow you’re pro bully?
     
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  22. spagett

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    It's gross to even think about.

    The spartan fanbase would never.
     
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  23. Tug

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    This feels like you’re implying something mean
     
  24. ncrebel

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    I’m gonna be that guy- but does anyone have a btn+ login they’d let me use for the weekend? I know this is a b-ball board but I’m trying to catch some ncsu baseball. Y’all can change all the logins or whatever after this weekend or whatever. Feel free to DM me and if you want $$ or something in return we can do that. Just don’t want to do the month thing and cancel

    #Ohio State Buckeyes #Michigan Wolverines #Penn State Nittany Lions #Iowa Hawkeyes #Minnesota Golden Gophers #Michigan State Spartans #Purdue Boilermakers
     
  25. dukebuckeye

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    I would but I think I signed up for Ohio State only access. If they play OSU, let me know and you can have my info.
     
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  26. ncrebel

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    mucho gracias for the offer
     
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  27. MG2

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    OSU Twitter/message board people get mad pretty easily, it seems
     
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  28. dukebuckeye

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    Hey fuck you, guy!
     
  29. RockHardEnis39

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    Aren't you a flo guy? Flo gets you all of btn+.

    ncrebel I'll give you my login if you get the menu bar to lock at the top of the screen on mobile chrome for Android
     
  30. ncrebel

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    nope, not a flo guy. And I wish I could make that promise, but I could hook you up with some board access if you wanna DM me
     
  31. RockHardEnis39

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    The flo question was for dukebuckeye.

    I just want my menu bar back.
     
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  32. ncrebel

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    lol my bad. I didn’t even see you quoted him and tagged me. EMBARRASSING
     
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  33. dukebuckeye

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    Only BTN+ right now.
     
  34. Vinegar Strokes

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  35. Vinegar Strokes

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    Best win of season. LFG
     
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  36. hood b. goode

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    January
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  37. Vinegar Strokes

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    Happy Izzo 1st Bitches
     
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  38. spagett

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    Indiana is rebounding very well. Also making all their free throws and circus shots.

    Cool
     
  39. Goose

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    Simpson looks like a chode with that mask
     
  40. goblue31602

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    Simpson is not wearing a mask.
     
  41. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    All look alike to you, eh?
     
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  42. M'ark Pepperonio

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    In fairness, Mr. Jackson is a bit of an expert at hiding his true identity.
     
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  43. Goose

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    Pretty much
     
  44. Schadenfred

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    I have a hard time telling Brooks, Livers, and DeJulius apart. Do they all get their hair done by the same dog groomer?
     
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  45. goblue31602

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  46. gowolverines8

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    Franz is going be so ridiculous next year, hes came on like a freight train recently
     
  47. nexus

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    Normally don’t like to blame the refs, especially when a fan of a team as bad as IU, but that non call on the final possession was quite the head scratcher.
     
  48. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Lol get swept, losers
     
  49. Schadenfred

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    Jeff Jackson Simpson: 12 points, 7 assists, 5 rebounds, and 4 turnovers.

    CJ Walker: 15 points, 7 assists, 6 rebounds, and 1 turnover.