2019-2020 Coaching Search Thread

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  1. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  2. Celemo

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    omg yes please
     
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  3. Boo MFer!

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    This would be an excellent hire, but it feels like he’d bolt for an NFL job in a year or two with any success.
     
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  4. HotMic

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    This would be a great opportunity for him to prove his validity away from Reid, even if his aspirations are a NFL job.
     
  5. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    The biggest concern is the immaturity he displayed in his OC stint under Embree.

    I assume his time under Reid has changed that but it wasn't good last time.

    That and our Regents are half anti-anything sports and EB was never an angel during his playing time.
     
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  6. Boo MFer!

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    My goodness, quite the fall from grace here.

     
  7. Bankz

    Bankz I'm a sick guy
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    Funny how the previous two OCs who got head coaching gigs in the NFL didn’t need to do this
     
  8. LA window washer

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    My buddy texted this to me earlier, we both graduated from that school. It seems like a part time whatever job, since he owns a home in the area. Bruce Bowen might have more insight with his connections.
     
  9. Boo MFer!

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    Believe fsuNizz is a Ram as well.
     
  10. Bruce Bowen

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    Haha I posted this in the NFL thread earlier. Couldn’t believe it when I got a text today. Not too in tune with the hs these days, I thought Todd Johnson was still HC till I was told otherwise today.
     
  11. Boo MFer!

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    Bring back Sprague!
     
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  12. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Bill Cubit lyfe
     
  13. G46

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    Trying to bring back the hey day of the 90s and 00s
     
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  14. Boo MFer!

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  15. Thoros of Beer

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    Fuck the Rams
     
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  16. Boo MFer!

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    Someone here got their shit pushed in at the Ram Bowl!
     
  17. Thoros of Beer

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    We're a baseball school
     
  18. Boo MFer!

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    What year? I know a ton of SHS baseball players.
     
  19. Thoros of Beer

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    '09. Same as Scooter
     
  20. Boo MFer!

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    Nice. You’re quite a bit younger than me but I know ZF.
     
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  21. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  22. Cornelius Suttree

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    Bohl would crush it
     
  23. LA window washer

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    Fuckin A. We probably know or know of each other. I went to both schools 2 years each.
     
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  24. Thoros of Beer

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    Probably not, I didn't move to SRQ until I was a junior
     
  25. Boo MFer!

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    Read between the lines here, LA window washer. He’s guessing you’re a dweeb.
     
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  26. Thoros of Beer

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    I'm so popular
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

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    That’s not what Metcalf told me. :warn:
     
  28. Thoros of Beer

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    Thoros isn't my real name
     
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  29. southlick

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  30. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    bohl-der
     
  31. Daddy Rabbit

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  32. DeToxRox

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    Yearly Bert vs Herm games? I can’t breath
     
  33. Boo MFer!

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    Can’t spell either! :yolo:
     
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  34. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Let death take us quickly
     
  35. bertwing

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  36. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Shit. He's probably the savior we never knew we needed. Only if he's coaching shirtless. And we run out behind him instead of Ralphie.
     
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  37. bertwing

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    Seeing how fat and lazy he gets with legal weed everywhere around him is going to be quite something
     
  38. DeToxRox

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    sorry this Bert news has me all premature
     
  39. Boo MFer!

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    Yeah but enough about your sex life!
     
  40. Fidelio

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    conference of champions
     
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  41. Detlef Schrempf

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    that doesn’t feel like a bad fit at all
     
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  42. goblue31602

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    Nope, he's only 40 minutes from Coors
     
  43. Detlef Schrempf

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    Fuck. That’s cold... much like the water used to brew Coors, the Banquet beer.
     
  44. ATXCane03

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    Wouldn't be a bad hire. Has coached in the Pac 12 and is a west coast guy. But can't understand for the life of me why Troy Calhoun can't get a better job.
     
  45. Jack Parkman

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  46. Jimmy the Saint

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    It's interesting since Niumatalolo's name has gotten pop for P5 jobs but never Calhoun. I want to say Calhoun is seen as an "academy guy" but he's been at Air Force the same amount of time as Niumatalolo.
     
  47. DeToxRox

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    I like Calhoun and he more so than any other academy coach seems more likely to actually adjust his scheme to the P5. Calhoun seems abrasive though, so I wouldn’t be shocked if he just doesn’t interview well.
     
  48. MG2

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    Seemed like Calhoun got media mention for every open job for a while, but not sure any of those schools ever actually talked to him or if Calhoun just had good hype men in his corner.
     
  49. Jimmy the Saint

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    Yea I guess I should have said he doesn't seem to have actually been involved in the process, he's definitely gotten media mentions.

    Honestly Air Force doesn't seem like a bad gig. He's been successful enough that his job is never in danger even after some lean seasons and they've been remarkable stable for almost 35 years between DeBerry and now Calhoun.