2019 B1G Football Thread: Show us the tiers, we want to see the tears

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  1. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  2. Lipp

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    Good work. Your best season ended in a demoralizing loss to the Spartans.
     
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  3. M'ark Pepperonio

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  4. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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    Is there any stadium that has a higher proportion of fans chewing tobacco than kinnick?
     
  5. construxboy

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    America Needs Gum Cancer
     
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  6. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Probably literally every stadium south.

    We lead the all time series.
    2 more big ten titles and 1 more rose bowl appearance.
    Better is better. Bow down, rubes.
     
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  7. M'ark Pepperonio

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    not a chance. Every man, woman, and child in Iowa city are spitting into Pepsi bottles. The whole game day experience is like binge reading the markers of trashy people thread.
     
  8. racer

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    I’ll concede the point on all time children molested by a staff member to MSU.
     
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  9. hood b. goode

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  10. Lipp

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    Huh
     
  11. SugarShaun

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    I didn’t wake up expecting to see Iowa fans vs MSU fans but here we are
     
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  12. portlandspartan

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    This guy racer needs to slow down, huh
     
  13. Fudd VanVleet

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    It is 11PM EST what friggin hemisphere are you in?
     
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  14. SugarShaun

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    I’m just saying that when I woke up this morning, it wasn’t something I expected to see during my day
     
  15. BWC

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    Please, no hemisphere shaming...
     
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  16. herb.burdette

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    Big Ten teams are playing some great defense this year. There are 8 teams ranked top 25 in total defense this week:

    Wisconsin 1, Ohio State 2, Iowa 10, Penn State 12, Michigan 14, Minnesota 17, Indiana 18, and MSU 22
     
  17. backinblack23

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    Indiana??? Usually there's a 0 between the 1 and 8.
     
  18. theregionsitter

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    IU has low key been recruiting much better on defense, much more balanced
     
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  19. racer

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    Really disappointed that we let Purdue drop is in the rankings.
     
  20. backinblack23

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    I'm surprised we moved up. Our offense is almost Spartan level bad.
     
  21. HotMic

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  22. herb.burdette

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    Emma lets pretend the Illinois game didn’t happen and you’re still excited about this game.

    How do you see the Wisconsin offense attacking the OSU defense?

    This is the best offense we faced so far, literally no other offenses in the top 50 aside from Indiana, who was missing Penix at QB.
     
  23. Emma

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    We're going to lose and Taylor isnt going to do much of anything behind an overrated OL

    Forcing quick passes against strong OSU DBs, nothing creative once were down big and in a hole, wouldn't be surprised if we see two Coan ints
     
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  24. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    They also made the tourney in mbb and have a much catchier jingle than us.
     
  25. herb.burdette

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    I haven’t caught a lot of Wisconsin this year, Michigan and the very end of Illinois. Seems like Coan has been ridiculously accurate this year, especially compared to Horibrook.
     
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  26. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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  27. PSU12

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    It’s ironic to me that Harbaugh has built his mantra and team around the tough guy mentality; an ode to throwback football. Yet he runs to the media to bitch about officials every chance he gets. Doesn’t seem like that type of excuse making would fit into his philosophy.
     
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  28. pez

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    It does in the sense that I think his preference is that refs should not exist and he just wants the game settled on the field between the players. I don’t think all the plays he pointed out were issues but there were certainly some inconsistencies. But no more than are in any other game.

    But yes, I’d rather he not bitch about the refs but I think he’s from the school that all refs are just nuisances that take away from the sport.
     
  29. PSU12

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    So you’re saying he’d be fine with something like say.... eye gouging?
     
  30. pez

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    I’m sure he’d prefer his QB not get eye gouged.
     
  31. PSU12

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    Harbaugh and Patterson really were made for each other.

    Who knew dirty shit happens in piles in football? The piece about Patterson literally crying about it was the cherry on top.
     
  32. RockHardEnis39

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    Are you sure? Eye gouging in the pile sounds pretty old school/throwback/tough guy football.
     
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  33. FrankReynolds

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    From what I had read, shea's own teammate eye gouged him, which makes the whole situation that much more absurd that harbaugh is trying to fabricate penalties to his favor.
     
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  34. pez

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    I didn’t see harbaugh bitch about that. And if you watch the interview with Shea I don’t think he was bitching about no calls on it.

    Yesterday was the first time I’ve seen it mentioned. But yes shit gets dirty on the bottom of a pile. I don’t think anyone disagrees with that.

    He’s very complimentary of PSU right after that comment

     
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  35. Jimmy the Saint

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    Robert Bolden once had to leave the game against Minnesota because of hand scratches and eye pokes so it’s really not a joking situation.
     
  36. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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  37. Bo Pelinis

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  38. Celemo

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    oh sweet christmas
     
  39. ButchCassidy

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  40. herb.burdette

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    I forgot to log out of my Bo Pelinis account.
     
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  41. PSU12

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    Appears weather will be pretty awful in Columbus Saturday. Steady rain and some pretty high wind gusts.
     
  42. herb.burdette

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    • The noon start may be a benefit after all. It’s supposed to get worse later in the day.
     
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  43. buckwild

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    Yeah....looking like the heavy stuff might not start until after the game, which would mean we got lucky with the noon start. But, it's looking like there will be some rain.
     
  44. herb.burdette

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    Wisconsin is waiting for 2015 MSU 2.0.
     
  45. SpartanGA

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    classic narcissist. Refs take away his control.


    That and whiny bitch
     
  46. RalfBully

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    PSU fan paid for a plane to fly a banner in memory of JoePa today in EL
     
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  47. pez

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    abuse awareness is always important
     
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  48. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    Our fans are the worst fucking people.
     
  49. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    I’ve said this countless times but we will all be a lot better in 10-15 years when the JoeBots are mostly all dead
     
  50. visa

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    horrible thing to say about PSU12
     
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