***2019 MLB Thread: Couldn’t be me! Wouldn’t be me! Shall not be me!***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by teel, Mar 28, 2019.

  1. TDCD

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    Did that fan just jeffrey maeier the last one? :roll:
     
  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    God damn, just give them some money.
     
  3. Degausser

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    This is too much fun
     
  4. bwi2

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    Should make them bat at the same time and see who homers first
     
  5. Wendel Clark

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    Damn Vlad. Close
     
  6. killerwvu

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    This is fun
     
  7. Wendel Clark

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  8. TDCD

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    Big time crotch grab
     
  9. devine

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    A dodger choking? Shocker!
     
  10. devine

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    In this playoff format, joc should have Keyshaw pitch to him!
     
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  11. Wendel Clark

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  12. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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    boooooo what a loser
     
  13. Gun Buns

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    I admire your relentlessness
     
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  14. TDCD

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  15. laxjoe

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    That was fun. And ridiculous
     
  16. devine

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    Quite the take quake here, folks

     
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  17. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    Alonso's pitcher is brutal
     
  18. NP13

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  19. Cornelius Suttree

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    assuming the home run tracker display is accurate, holy shit
     
  20. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    Acuna was toast anyways. He looked too fatigued after that last round for any chance against Vlad
     
  21. TDCD

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    Vlad -305
    Pete +220

    Edit: now -250, +190
     
  22. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Was worried Judge and Stanton missing would be disappointing but Vlad Jr making a show out of it.
     
  23. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    Vlad hits so many of these line drives that you think would be a double to the Gap and it just keeps cruising 10 rows deep
     
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  24. Wendel Clark

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    Too tired. If Alonso wins it will be like that time Josh hamilton went crazy in the early rounds and Morneau won the whole thing
     
  25. devine

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    The announcers have been awful
     
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  26. Gun Buns

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    Them glutes are firing
     
  27. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    This event is missing someone
     
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  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Thanks for the tip, Tex! If I’m ever in a situation where I’ve hit 80 home runs over the course of two hours, I’ll be sure to remember to stay out in front a little!
     
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  29. Gun Buns

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    Good for Vlad Jr, that was some effort
     
  30. Cornelius Suttree

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    hopefully the Reds announcers are watching
     
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  31. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    If past rounds are any indicator, Pete should hit 23 here.
     
  32. Luka

    Luka Roll Tide what? FUCK YOU!
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    Alonso wins it
     
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  33. Gun Buns

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    Gross, this is robbery. Donate 100% you dickhead
     
  34. Gun Buns

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    He's not my home run champion
     
  35. TC

    TC Cock Animal
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    Pete Alonso :rain:
     
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  36. Luka

    Luka Roll Tide what? FUCK YOU!
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    FUCKING BULLSHIT

    FUCK YOU teel YOU FUCKING GUIDO BITCH
     
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  37. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Wizard.

    Also, bad form not continuing to hit until the timer ran out for the fans.
     
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  38. Gun Buns

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    Can we take ethnicity out of this, ts and ps
     
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  39. JGator1

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  40. Charles DeMar

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    Not bad for a night’s work

     
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  41. southlick

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    Nice to see Ray Donovan win it.
     
  42. devine

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    Vlady not winning is dumb
     
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  43. devine

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    Just watched 30 seconds of the celebrity all star game and whoever was announcing was way too obnoxious
     
  44. devine

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    Good idea nerd


     
  45. TDCD

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    How did Travis Hafner make the celebrity softball game
     
  46. Cornelius Suttree

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    hoping Khris Davis is getting some quality rest over the break

    he hasn’t homered since June 18 and has just six homers since April 14 per Susan Slusser
     
  47. Tex

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    :loldog:
     
  48. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    You're dumb