***2019 MLB Thread: Couldn’t be me! Wouldn’t be me! Shall not be me!***

man that Tatis catch is sick

 

Thank god we held onto this guy!

 

101 from the left side isn’t fair. Like at all.

 

Holy shit.

 

Whole thread is good.

 

kinda shocked ole chuck manuel is only 75

 

Larry Bowa coming back to be the bench coach too?

 

gonna go out on a limb here and say he probably won’t average that many hr going forward

 

I remember checking on Mauricio Dubon earlier this year in AAA and thinking oh nice he's got a .825 ops. Then I saw that was good for like a 79 wrc+.

 

We always bring the old band back together every 7-10 years or so.

 

This reminds me of my favorite ridiculous game to play when a guy gets off to a hot start. "Current triple crown stats projected over 162 games (w/o missing a game)."

Aristides Aquino through 11 games projected over 162: .429/ 118 HR/ 236 RBI - fantasy land

Yordan Alvarez through 46 games projected over 162: .355/ 60 HR/ 180 RBI - lol

 

He needs to be put in a home

 

Maybe give him a phone that doesn’t actually have data or WiFi and let him think he’s tweeting

 

www.peterthoughts.gov.www/peterthoughts

 

The Mariners have a relief pitcher whose name is Brandon Brennan. I don't know anything about him, but his parents are assholes.

Also this is happening:

 

Let’s see if the Red Sox can blow another win

 

Seems like a good call

 

Piscotty with a 2-out solo shot off Bumgarner in T5 to put the A's up 1-0!!!

WOOOO

"let's go Oakland" chants at Oracle

 

I feel like I’m there

 

you hate to see it

 

Go Sox.

 

Hader has been human lately

 

6 hits/4 doubles is pretty incredible

 

Angels are the west coast pirates with a bigger payroll

 

Stop trying to drag people into the pit of despair with you

 

SF with 3 straight 2-out doubles in B6 to go up 2-1. It's been quite a ball game between these two Bay Area rivals

 

Mike Trout is 0-4 this series

More like Mike trOUT

 

Olson got him shook

 

0 for 5

 

damn shame to see bigots struggle. you really hate to see it

 

oh baby Chapman with a 1-out knock in T9 to load the bases. A's down 3-1

 

Olson K'd and then Canha walks to bring in a run. It's 3-2 with Chad Pinder at the plate, he is 1-27 in his career with the bases loaded. Make it 1/28 as SF wins 3-2

 

I believe it was Jeff Sullivan that used to highlight the worst called strikes across the league.... That has to be a contender for the worst so far this year

 

Rays now up 3 games on the A's for the second WC spot. Oakland about to play 7 dang games vs the Astros and Yankees, not a good time to be falling behind in the WC hunt

meanwhile, Reynolds goes 3/4 with 2 walks. He's freaking dreamy, man

 

Dan Bellino called one a strike about three or four inches off the plate on Charlie Culberson in a full count with 2 outs and the bases loaded after calling a ball on one that was much closer two pitches prior

He had a couple of really atrocious make-up calls last night

 

Bryan ROYnolds is insane. 3 for 4, Homerun, 2 walks. Now hitting .338

 

follow that umpire auditor account kemp quote tweeted. it’s great

 

Same ump

 

Joe Nathan’s reaction there is incredible.

 

Yeah, seemed like he was in total shock, even looks like he says wow or something like that

 

“Marty” just sounds like the name of a guy who is incompetent and bad at his job.

 

Seems like he has it out for Maddon