***2019 MLB Thread: Couldn’t be me! Wouldn’t be me! Shall not be me!***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by teel, Mar 28, 2019.

  1. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    man that Tatis catch is sick
     
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  2. teel

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    alonso being public enemy #1 in san diego because he won a monthly award nobody cares about is still the weirdest thing :laugh:
     
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  3. devine

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    Thank god we held onto this guy!

     
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  4. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  5. Simon Templar

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    101 from the left side isn’t fair. Like at all.
     
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  6. dblplay1212

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    Holy shit.
     
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  7. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    Whole thread is good.
     
  8. Sterling A

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    kinda shocked ole chuck manuel is only 75
     
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  9. JeremyLambsFace

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    Larry Bowa coming back to be the bench coach too?
     
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  10. Baron

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  11. dtx

    dtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    gonna go out on a limb here and say he probably won’t average that many hr going forward
     
  12. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    I remember checking on Mauricio Dubon earlier this year in AAA and thinking oh nice he's got a .825 ops. Then I saw that was good for like a 79 wrc+.
     
  13. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    We always bring the old band back together every 7-10 years or so.
     
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  14. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    This reminds me of my favorite ridiculous game to play when a guy gets off to a hot start. "Current triple crown stats projected over 162 games (w/o missing a game)."

    Aristides Aquino through 11 games projected over 162: .429/ 118 HR/ 236 RBI - fantasy land

    Yordan Alvarez through 46 games projected over 162: .355/ 60 HR/ 180 RBI - lol
     
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  15. Jack Parkman

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    Does he even cover baseball anymore?

     
  16. devine

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    He needs to be put in a home
     
  17. devine

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    Maybe give him a phone that doesn’t actually have data or WiFi and let him think he’s tweeting
     
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  18. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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  19. electronic

    electronic Heterophobic
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    The Mariners have a relief pitcher whose name is Brandon Brennan. I don't know anything about him, but his parents are assholes.

    Also this is happening:



     
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  20. Hurley 864

    Hurley 864 Buy the ticket, take the ride
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    Let’s see if the Red Sox can blow another win
     
  21. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    Seems like a good call :gross:




     
  22. bcuga

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    Umps are just trolling because of the robo ump talk
     
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  23. Cornelius Suttree

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    Piscotty with a 2-out solo shot off Bumgarner in T5 to put the A's up 1-0!!!

    WOOOO

    "let's go Oakland" chants at Oracle
     
  24. devine

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    I feel like I’m there
     
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  25. dtx

    dtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    you hate to see it
     
  26. Toast

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  27. Truman

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    Hader has been human lately
     
  28. Gun Buns

    Gun Buns Nicking a living
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    6 hits/4 doubles is pretty incredible
     
  29. devine

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    Angels are the west coast pirates with a bigger payroll
     
  30. JeremyLambsFace

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    Stop trying to drag people into the pit of despair with you
     
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  31. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    SF with 3 straight 2-out doubles in B6 to go up 2-1. It's been quite a ball game between these two Bay Area rivals
     
  32. devine

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    Mike Trout is 0-4 this series

    More like Mike trOUT
     
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  33. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Olson got him shook
     
  34. devine

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    0 for 5
     
  35. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  36. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    damn shame to see bigots struggle. you really hate to see it
     
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  37. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    oh baby Chapman with a 1-out knock in T9 to load the bases. A's down 3-1
     
  38. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Olson K'd and then Canha walks to bring in a run. It's 3-2 with Chad Pinder at the plate, he is 1-27 in his career with the bases loaded. Make it 1/28 as SF wins 3-2
     
  39. Charles DeMar

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  40. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    I believe it was Jeff Sullivan that used to highlight the worst called strikes across the league.... That has to be a contender for the worst so far this year
     
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  41. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Rays now up 3 games on the A's for the second WC spot. Oakland about to play 7 dang games vs the Astros and Yankees, not a good time to be falling behind in the WC hunt

    meanwhile, Reynolds goes 3/4 with 2 walks. He's freaking dreamy, man
     
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  42. JeremyLambsFace

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    Dan Bellino called one a strike about three or four inches off the plate on Charlie Culberson in a full count with 2 outs and the bases loaded after calling a ball on one that was much closer two pitches prior

    He had a couple of really atrocious make-up calls last night
     
  43. devine

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    :raiseit:

    Bryan ROYnolds is insane. 3 for 4, Homerun, 2 walks. Now hitting .338
     
  44. Tobias

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    follow that umpire auditor account kemp quote tweeted. it’s great
     
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  45. Charles DeMar

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    Same ump

     
  46. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    :roll: Joe Nathan’s reaction there is incredible.
     
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  47. Charles DeMar

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    Yeah, seemed like he was in total shock, even looks like he says wow or something like that
     
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  48. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    “Marty” just sounds like the name of a guy who is incompetent and bad at his job.
     
  49. visa

    visa Announce Miedema!
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    Seems like he has it out for Maddon