***2019 MLB Thread: Couldn’t be me! Wouldn’t be me! Shall not be me!***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by teel, Mar 28, 2019.

  1. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Houston Rockets

    So the Astros are on a heater.
     
  2. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysNational LeagueAvengersBarAndGrill

    Is that’s what you call it when you score 35 runs in 10 innings?
     
    devine and Cornelius Suttree like this.
  3. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    They are getting too hot too early!
     
    steamengine and devine like this.
  4. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods


     
    Charles DeMar and Emma like this.
  5. Emma

    Emma is a model
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Grandal hit a moonshot

     
    electronic, IanC and Champ like this.
  6. cal

    cal BOATS
    TMB OG
    Texas LonghornsLos Angeles KingsLos Angeles Angels of AnaheimSneakers

    looks like a wallscraper compared to yordano

     
    TC, The Walrus, electronic and 15 others like this.
  7. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysNational LeagueAvengersBarAndGrill

    Holy fuck
     
    devine likes this.
  8. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersPhoenix SunsPittsburgh PenguinsTiger WoodsNational LeagueBarAndGrillCoors Light

    My goodness
     
  9. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
    Donor TMB OG

    Stallings with a homer off Bumgarner in T5 lol fuck him
     
    devine likes this.
  10. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersPhoenix SunsPittsburgh PenguinsTiger WoodsNational LeagueBarAndGrillCoors Light

    Is this a grudge against his dad?
     
    Cornelius Suttree likes this.
  11. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston DynamoLiverpoolTexas Tech Red Raiders altTravelHouston Oilers

    Poor Greinke. He never gets to pitch in competitive games anymore
     
  12. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

  13. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
    Donor TMB OG

    Pirates making it interesting here in SF. Bases loaded with 1 out down 4-2 in T9

    Newman and Reynolds due up
     
  14. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
    Donor TMB OG

    REYNOLDS WITH A 1-OUT SINGLE TO MAKE IT 5-4 IN T9 YESSSS
     
    devine likes this.
  15. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersPhoenix SunsPittsburgh PenguinsTiger WoodsNational LeagueBarAndGrillCoors Light

    THATS MY #ROY
     
    Cornelius Suttree likes this.
  16. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
    Donor TMB OG

    So glad my folks got to see that. And then Vazquez with the gas in relief. Great night
     
    devine likes this.
  17. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysNational LeagueAvengersBarAndGrill

    Everyone who bet on Matt Joyce to hit like an MVP down the stretch as a starter for a playoff team in 2019 come collect your money.

    .371/.473/.613 with a 181 wRC+ since he moved into the starting lineup after Inciarte got hurt
     
  18. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Dantonio
    Donor
    Michigan State SpartansDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsTiger WoodsDetroit Tigers

    Yankees are trash
     
    burnttatertot likes this.
  19. Toast

    Toast Doowutchyalike
    Donor
    Chicago White SoxChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksKansas State WildcatsMontreal Impact

  20. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    Dodgers clinch NL West
     
    CC and ZeroPointZero like this.
  21. Rammer Jammer

    Rammer Jammer Fan Of: Bama, Braves, Packers, MSU Baseball
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideMississippi State BulldogsOakland A'sChicago CubsAtlanta BravesGreen Bay Packers

    A little pay back tonight
     
    Cornelius Suttree likes this.
  22. Rammer Jammer

    Rammer Jammer Fan Of: Bama, Braves, Packers, MSU Baseball
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideMississippi State BulldogsOakland A'sChicago CubsAtlanta BravesGreen Bay Packers

    Oakland said hold my beer
     
  23. Luka

    Luka Roll Tide what? FUCK YOU!
    Donor
    SMU MustangsTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

  24. Emma

    Emma is a model
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Brinson is pretty not good
     
  25. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    Speaking of former Brewers, Wade Miley has 0.1 IP and 12 runs allowed in his last two starts

    :doge:
     
    ZeroPointZero and Emma like this.
  26. Emma

    Emma is a model
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    And here I wanted him back
     
  27. Luka

    Luka Roll Tide what? FUCK YOU!
    Donor
    SMU MustangsTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

  28. Luka

    Luka Roll Tide what? FUCK YOU!
    Donor
    SMU MustangsTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

  29. Emma

    Emma is a model
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Nearest bridge is 2 miles away
     
  30. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    The worst part of this is I heard the news from Len fucking Casper
     
    Bankz, ZeroPointZero and dump like this.
  31. Luka

    Luka Roll Tide what? FUCK YOU!
    Donor
    SMU MustangsTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    I feel like Braun suffered a gruesome injury during his prime too
     
  32. Emma

    Emma is a model
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Wasn't pretty

     
  33. LookslikeUofI

    LookslikeUofI Well-Known Member
    Chicago CubsSt. Louis Blues

    Zobrist = Steve Sax
     
    Bankz and dblplay1212 like this.
  34. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    Braun has just had a sore vagina ever since going off the PEDs. It's either a sore thumb or back all the time
     
    ZeroPointZero and dump like this.
  35. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston DynamoLiverpoolTexas Tech Red Raiders altTravelHouston Oilers

    That’s terrible news
     
  36. Emma

    Emma is a model
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers



    452 feet, 111 mph exit
     
    Cornelius Suttree likes this.
  37. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    That sucks. Also wasn’t aware Milwaukee climbed back to 1.5 of the 2nd WC
     
  38. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
    Donor TMB OG

    man that is some garbage re: Yelich

    19-3 A's after 5 innings. They got to 20 runs in the 6th. Olson doing what he's been doing since coming back from the hamate injury is so ridiculous. Over 30 homers in like 111 games. What a wild couple games
     
  39. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
    Donor TMB OG

    Cueto tonight in his season debut: 5 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 4 SO/1 BB on 69 pitches (43 strikes)

    Buehler tonight: 7 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 11 SO/0 BB on 91 pitches (66 strikes) :fap:
     
    #9439 Cornelius Suttree, Sep 11, 2019
    Last edited: Sep 11, 2019
    steamengine and Willpépé like this.
  40. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersPhoenix SunsPittsburgh PenguinsTiger WoodsNational LeagueBarAndGrillCoors Light

    Lol my god
     
    dump and Willpépé like this.
  41. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersPhoenix SunsPittsburgh PenguinsTiger WoodsNational LeagueBarAndGrillCoors Light

    dump and Willpépé like this.
  42. Emma

    Emma is a model
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Christian Yelich in the last calendar year: 52 HR 91 XBH 35 SB 120 RBIs 121 runs .338./445/.700/1.145

    Don't think we'll see him back if he needs surgery, 9 to 11 month recovery typically
     
  43. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersPhoenix SunsPittsburgh PenguinsTiger WoodsNational LeagueBarAndGrillCoors Light

    Interesting

     
    dump likes this.
  44. Emma

    Emma is a model
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Oh my gooooodness
     
    dump and IanC like this.
  45. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    So he'll be back just in time for the world series.
     
  46. Emma

    Emma is a model
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Game 2?

    See ya guys then!
     
    dump and slhorn like this.
  47. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville Jaguars

    Rays are on pace to win 97 games and could still be left out of the playoffs. Wild times.
     
    steamengine, bro, dump and 2 others like this.
  48. Gun Buns

    Gun Buns Nicking a living
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBaltimore OriolesWashington WizardsWashington RedskinsWashington CapitalsArsenal

    First, you're very likely to make the WC game.
    Second, 97 wins isn't all that impressive when 2 teams you play 40 times a year are obviously tanking.
    Still better than the central though
     
    dblplay1212 and JeremyLambsFace like this.
  49. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersChicago CubsLos Angeles ChargersTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    Going to Dodger Stadium for the first time next weekend - any pro tips I need to know before venturing there?
     
    Cornelius Suttree and dump like this.