***2019 MLB Thread: Couldn’t be me! Wouldn’t be me! Shall not be me!***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by teel, Mar 28, 2019.

  1. Truman

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    Strike zone has expanded significantly as the game has gone on.
     
  2. Gun Buns

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    Tend to think overweight men who have to squat down and make 200-300 decisions a game isn't all that practical
     
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  3. Truman

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    Encouraging start from Martinez
     
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  4. MG2

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    I don't get why you walk Kendrick there
     
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  5. blind dog

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  6. MG2

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    Old starting pitcher changing speeds and going 8 innings. No home runs. 50 bunts. It's officially 1972.
     
  7. Cornelius Suttree

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    Jeff Francoeur, probably: if the Cardinals keep playing like this, the Nationals have a very good chance of advancing to the World Series
     
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  8. Truman

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  9. bcuga

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    He was out by a mile
     
  10. Weedlord420

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    gg
     
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  11. fsuNizz

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  12. Willpépé

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    I think the real solution is that all professional stadiums in the future have birthing rooms and every team has a midwife. They should get a uniform and number as well.
     
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  13. Gun Buns

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    Am I missing something here?
     
  14. Willpépé

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    No, have the WAGs give birth at the stadium so no one misses playoff games.
     
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  15. dblplay1212

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    CC and Hicks on, Voit and Wade off.

     
  16. Truman

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  17. Truman

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  18. Truman

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    Also David Freese is retiring . Legend <3

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  19. Luka

    Luka Roll Tide what? FUCK YOU!
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    Bitch
     
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  20. Truman

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    Yes dump, he made your team his bitch.
     
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  21. Luka

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    You’re my bitch, bitch
     
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  22. Luka

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  23. cal

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    i’m not an employee i’m just a fan

    i’m sure it’s one of those dirty little secrets all over the league

    damn shame
     
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  24. Truman

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  25. bwi2

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    Nick Johnson was really good for the 60 games a year he would play
     
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  26. bwi2

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    These batters can’t see shit
     
  27. devine

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    David freese is cool in my book
     
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  28. Truman

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    Taylor saw that one pretty well
     
  29. Luka

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    Friendship over
     
  30. Truman

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    Tony LaRussa told Ozzie Smith he was going to have to be the back up to Royce Clayton. So he just retired. Nailed that one Tony.
     
  31. devine

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    It was a joke about his name and cool

    Get it
     
  32. IHHH

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    Not a huge baseball fan but I can appreciate that pitcher, how the hell do you hit a pitch like that? That ball is moving all over
     
  33. Truman

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    It would be cool if Scherzer jetted over to Columbia for Mizzou’s homecoming after the game
     
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  34. fsuNizz

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    this is going well
     
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  35. D. Silver

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  36. Cornelius Suttree

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    no Cardinal hits through 5 innings. lol
     
  37. Truman

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  38. Cornelius Suttree

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    Scherzer having a similar start to his 2012-2014 days. 5 IP with 9 Ks but nearly 80 pitches
     
  39. The Goat

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    That was quite the generous called strike 3 to Rendon there.
     
  40. Truman

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    That was a gift from the ump
     
  41. Truman

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    I’ve never seen a batter so dejected and clueless than Soto that AB


    Oh wait yes I have, it’s my entire team.
     
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  42. Cornelius Suttree

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    0 runs in last 20 innings. 1 hit in last 19 innings

    lol
     
  43. fsuNizz

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    We are being annihilated
     
  44. bwi2

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    you’re down 1 run
     
  45. bwi2

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    Zuk has been AJ Pollock bad at the plate
     
  46. fsuNizz

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    bitch, it was 19 hitless innings
     
  47. Cornelius Suttree

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    Goldschmidt breaks up the no-hitter to lead off B7
     
  48. steamengine

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    Some guys will really be looking to earn their pinstripes tonight.
     
  49. D. Silver

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    Oh no, Fernado Rodney taking his jacket off
     
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    “We need to be prepared in case Max runs into some trouble here”

    “Give me Fernando Rodney”