***2019 MLB Thread: Don’t even bother you have the scores on your phone anyway***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by teel, Mar 28, 2019.

  1. Jim Brockmire

    Jim Brockmire I think you're wildly underestimating heroin.
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    Thats our first pinch hit 3-run homer in extra innings in over 20 years.

    Moran should probably start against righties.
     
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  2. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    It’s becoming apparent that the Pirates may have given up a little much? That was apparent as soon as the trade was announced.
     
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  3. Simon Templar

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    Since it was a west cost game that no one watches
     
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  4. Boo MFer!

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    Out of solidarity, I also will not be watching this clip. Respect my decision.
     
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  5. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member

    I can respekt your decision
     
  6. Jim Brockmire

    Jim Brockmire I think you're wildly underestimating heroin.
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    Not entirely. Meadows, IMO, was always going to be very, very good.

    Glasnow had horrible control problems with us. 91 BB in 150 IP at the Major League level.

    Shane Baz was also pretty wild and getting hit kind of hard and I guess the Pirates wanted to cut bait on him, though I"d agree with anyone that said it was very early to do so.
     
  7. Boo MFer!

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    Let’s not act like Archer is Maddux out there. Out of curiosity, I just looked at each of their career lines, particularly walks per nine. It’s obviously a small sample size since the trade, but...

    Archer BB9 with Rays: 2.9
    Archer BB9 with Pirates: 3.3

    Glasnow BB9 with Pirates: 5.8
    Glasnow BB9 with Rays: 2.7

    At this point, Glasnow has had better command as a Ray than Archer did. To the point devine made the other day, maybe Glasnow wasn’t the problem in Pittsburgh.
     
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  8. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    This is all fine. Perfectly fine.

    Hey, at least Greg Bird is healthy. :facepalm:
     
  9. teel

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    Jeff McNeil is my Joey Wendle

    #HesABaseballPlayer
     
  10. laxjoe

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    hey! i was watching!:resolve:
     
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  11. H/T

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    I cant wait until we are the next Astros cus losing sucks and Im an impatient fuck.
     
  12. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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    “You got to be shaving me!” :facepalm:
     
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  13. cal

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    man so i’ve been able to stay up for so many late west coast games so early in the season
     
  14. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    There is only one Joey Wendle.
     
  15. Boo MFer!

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    *
     
  16. teel

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    That is literally true
     
  17. JeremyLambsFace

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    If it makes you feel any better just because you suck now doesn’t mean you’ll ever be the Astros because you may just have an ownership group like Liberty Media who assembles a ridiculous collection of generational young talent, locks them down to a decade of ludicrously team-friendly deals, and then keeps payroll so hilariously low that you never win anything of consequence.

    Terry McGuirk and other Liberty Media stooges, I hope you have strokes and spend the next 30 years drooling on yourself while your families resent you for not dying immediately and being a burden while your wealth disappears into medical expenses you fucking pricks.
     
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  18. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    I think I'd have been ok with Aaron Boone pinch hitting himself for Bird with the bases loaded last night.
     
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  19. Jim Brockmire

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    Some team - likely a penny pinching team like my Pirates - will someday bring back the player/manager.

    At least one can dream.
     
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  20. Fidelio

    Fidelio Next thing I know, I’m seeing tail lights
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    Way to go Chris
     
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  21. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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  22. Wallcoq

    Wallcoq Miles of D.
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    The death blow for your 2019 Red Sox.
     
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  23. Tobias

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    :roll:

    that’s awesome. good for him to be able to laugh about it a bit

     
  24. devine

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    I’m ready for a new streak
     
  25. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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    bar in baltimore has been running a special that anyone in the bar at the time of his first hit gets a 2 hour open bar. @rovell
     
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  26. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    davis is now going to have a hit in 60 straight games you heard it here first
     
  27. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    that's awesome. i enjoyed the streak, but still feel really good for him that he was finally able to get a hit.
    now go and start another streak:chan:
     
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  28. Tobias

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  29. Tobias

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    don’t let him get hot!

     
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  30. Wallcoq

    Wallcoq Miles of D.
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    Been tarring that helmet since the middle of January.
     
  31. H/T

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    Chris Davis raking the ball today. Time to get some orange crushes.
     
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  32. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    You have to think he’s earned an extension now
     
  33. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    I hate to be the bearer of bad news, dblplay1212, but the Rays dropped a tough one today to the Blue Jays by a score of 3-1. It’s getaway day tomorrow as the Rays bid our neighbors to the north farewell and return home to host a suddenly surging Chris Davis and the Baltimore Orioles.
     
    #1634 Boo MFer!, Apr 13, 2019
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  34. LSUTigers1986

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    Pirates and Nationals fighting it out for worst bullpen of the weekend.
     
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  35. Boo MFer!

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    Nice.
     
  36. laxjoe

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    tatis with a HR to center to give padres a 4-0 in the third:ballin::blush::lovelove:

    not a safe lead with matt strahm on the mound tonight (plus we just gave up a 6-1 lead in a single inning 2 nights ago)
     
  37. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    The ump in the Brewers Dodgers game is rough. Tight zone on some calls and calling belt high 6 inches off the plate to a righty a strike on others
     
  38. laxjoe

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    padres relief pitchers just walked 3 guys and hit a batter in one inning, and the diamondbacks didn't score
     
    #1639 laxjoe, Apr 13, 2019
    Last edited: Apr 14, 2019
  39. Tex

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    Astros
     
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  40. H/T

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  41. Cornelius Suttree

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    Verlander tonight: 6 IP, 2 H, 1 ER, 11 SO/0 BB
     
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  42. You and You

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  43. teel

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    sup

     
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  44. H/T

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    I could definitely see this being the case.
     
  45. Wallcoq

    Wallcoq Miles of D.
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    Kind of looks like Ric Flair.
     
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  46. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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  47. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  48. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    I believe the thing they have in common is being traded from NL teams to AL teams and becoming better players for it.
     
  49. Boo MFer!

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    :banderas: