I bought my uncle a customized Washington Nationals World Series glass that said “Houston Asterisks Lose”... got in just in time for Thanksgiving dinner at my house. He refused to drink from it, despite multiple efforts. I imagine he smashed it a mile from my home. I also had the football scores of LSU vs TX A&M between 2012-2016 on my grooms cake since my wife and I went to all of the game and LSU beat her loser alma mater in all of them. I’m a petty asshole. I know.