***2019 MLB Thread: Making Daddy Proud***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by teel, Mar 28, 2019.

  1. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I can’t eat if I don’t wash my hands first
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    This is a really weird dig at Luis Gonzalez and the Arizona Diamondbacks
     
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  2. ZeroPointZero

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    those Moneyball A's teams had a nice share of roiders, as fun as they were to watch
     
  3. ono

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    ARod was the steroid poster boy once Bonds retired, and the Yanks play in a little league park so they can STFU about cheating if you ask me
     
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  4. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I can’t eat if I don’t wash my hands first
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    If anything, Jeter and Rivera are complicit in ARod and Clemens’ steroid use and should be kicked out of the HoF
     
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  5. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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  6. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
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    Well Jeter could never hit, so who cares there (ducks)

    I'm totally fine blocking Clemens and Rivera, 42 was overrated anyway.
     
  7. dblplay1212

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    One Yankee tested positive. He was suspended. There is no hypocrisy.
     
  8. dblplay1212

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    He missed a season.
     
  9. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    you could build a whole bunch of affordable housing units there
     
  10. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    And what about the success built on the backs of mutants before testing?
     
  11. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I can’t eat if I don’t wash my hands first
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    If Major League Baseball dissolves the Houston Astros, which they should, we’re gonna need a 30th team so that there’s not an idle team every day and that new team should be comprised entirely of the troops if you ask me.
     
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  12. Tobias

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    i can’t be the only one who thinks that a team of troops would dominate the mlb
     
  13. dblplay1212

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    You're speculating. There's no speculation on the Astros. Again, you're trying too hard.
     
  14. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I can’t eat if I don’t wash my hands first
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    My only concern is that their games will be prolonged by players and fans bawling during the 7th inning stretch’s God Bless America and needing extra time to compose themselves, which is exactly what MLB is trying to remedy
     
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  15. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    every time the ball is in play, play the anthem so no one slides and stops standing. sliding prolongs the game
     
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  16. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo the pope of chilitown

    you know what isnt speculation?

    the fact that the yankees drink their own pee
     
  17. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    no speculation that y’all play in a little league stadium which is more egregious than anything the astros did
     
  18. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I can’t eat if I don’t wash my hands first
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    [​IMG]
     
  19. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Jabooty Football
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    I’m not overly angry at the Astros and I doubt the team I root for will go out of their way to hit their players with balls or their hands.

    I can’t imagine why I feel this way
     
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  20. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo the pope of chilitown

    daniel and scott brosius run a grandson pee distribution program
     
  21. Mikelangelo

    Mikelangelo Nicking a living
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    It's gotta be really weird for Nats-Astros being at the same place, hope the Nats freeze those losers out.

    Fuck the Astros for eternity. Fuck you too Charles DeMar , you incredibly nice person
     
  22. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
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    To be fair they play in a little league stadium too
     
  23. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot Stock Extraordinaire
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  24. Mikelangelo

    Mikelangelo Nicking a living
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    He looks natty
     
  25. dblplay1212

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    We got poopy post-roids Canseco. One postseason AB.
     
  26. Mikelangelo

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    .
     
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  27. dblplay1212

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    You're*
     
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  28. colonelrascals

    colonelrascals Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push miracle whips
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    nice take
     
  29. colonelrascals

    colonelrascals Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push miracle whips
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    I'm sorry bud, but this is my hill to die on
     
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  30. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I can’t eat if I don’t wash my hands first
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    Are you going with “everybody cheats to a certain degree” or “it’s not as bad as the media is making it out to be”
     
  31. colonelrascals

    colonelrascals Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push miracle whips
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    yes
     
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  32. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Can you pick a less ridiculous hill? I generally like your posts
     
  33. colonelrascals

    colonelrascals Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push miracle whips
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    Nope, however in an effort to return this thread to actual discussion I will step away until we sweep the yankees.

    thank you and good night.
     
  34. MG2

    MG2 No judgement in brainstorming
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    I enjoyed Passan's take down of Crane

     
  35. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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  36. MG2

    MG2 No judgement in brainstorming
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    Clevinger is having surgery today for a partial tear of his meniscus. Now I feel stupid for saying Cleveland was clearly better than the White Sox the other day. Would assume he misses at least a month or more.
     
  37. MG2

    MG2 No judgement in brainstorming
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    Good to know

     
  38. Truman

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  39. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Not that it'll mean a lot, but I saw a picture of Sanchez a few weeks ago and he did appear to be in very noticeably better shape.

    Great and all but Gary's issues aren't really much to do with his weight and conditioning.
     
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  40. MG2

    MG2 No judgement in brainstorming
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    I don't doubt that he's in better shape. I just think it's stupid how blatantly Buster roots for the Yankees and posts that stuff.
     
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  41. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
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    His hill at least isn't as ridiculous as the actual hill they used to have in their shoebox they call a ballpark
     
  42. Baron

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    Must be still working on his apology speech. Good for him.
     
  43. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    I liked that hill
     
  44. Rammer Jammer

    Rammer Jammer Fan Of: Bama, Braves, Packers, MSU Baseball
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  45. visa

    visa Shock the world
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    It’s seriously amazing. I want to believe he is gathering and then utilizing legitimate takes from TMB scholars in some shithole Jacksonville strip club.
     
  46. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    CAR JACKING!
     
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  47. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    'Bater up got me even more
     
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  48. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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  49. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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