2019 National Recruiting Thread: Side effects may include- nausea, eye hemorrhage, suicidal thoughts

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  1. NWestGator

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    Cross’ dad to Willie ...

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  2. El Tiburon

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    We laugh, but guys like Michael Langston and Bob Redman have it made. They each wrote one article like 15 years ago, and then just change names and dates as needed. Then they get paid for this.

    I mean, think of any Langston article that did not end with the conclusion of “As you can see FSU did everything perfectly amazingly right and is the greatest school at doing everything right ever, but...”
     
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  3. Fusiontegra

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    I used a juvenile justice paper I wrote in 6th grade in like 4 others classes in the course of my school, adding and removing pages as necessary. This is the closest I can think to doing that.
     
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  4. JeremyLambsFace

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    We took 1 of their top 1 DL.
     
  5. Jake Scott

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    That was a strange recruitment...
     
  6. JeremyLambsFace

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  7. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    :roll:
     
  8. og543ss

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    He really hates PSU and he probably could have played next year
     
  9. Blackterno

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    So Cross relegated himself to never playing in a bowl game in order to give a big Fuck You to his dad.

    Congrats kid?
     
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  10. Jack Parkman

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  11. NilesIrish

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    Tweet won't load but I am certain you beat me to this joke. damnit.
     
  12. Jack Parkman

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    Try now
     
  13. NilesIrish

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    Yup, I was coming into say the next Andy Samberg movie is gonna be fun.

    You beat me to the punch.
     
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  14. Jake Scott

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  15. dump

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    He’s a 2020 recruit

    but he just got the LSU offer so we were DOA after that
     
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  16. JohnLocke

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  17. Eric The Viking

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    Major Burns is a great DB name.
     
  18. PSU12

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    Florida top rated recruit Chris Steele transferring after 1 semester in Gainesville? Jack Parkman
     
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  19. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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  20. beerme

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    Would be a good STD name too
     
  21. JeremyLambsFace

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    Wow looks like we dodged two bullets and got some high-character guys instead of those two scumbags
     
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  22. Jack Parkman

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  23. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    quoting for when it comes out he was involved. smh. florida. gators. smh.
     
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  24. Jack Parkman

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    Read the article sir
     
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  25. Redav

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  26. Duval

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    Damn, he asked to change roommates and was denied?

     
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  27. Jake Scott

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    I bet we don’t use any of this when recruiting against Florida.
     
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  28. Fusiontegra

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    Pffft, "recruiting against Florida" insinuates we're talking to 5*s.
     
  29. Jake Scott

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    Hey we recruit some borderline 5* kids that are ranked as 4*’s too

    See: Tate Ratledge
     
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  30. Jack Parkman

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    You are confusing UF with FSU

    IM INSULTED
     
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  31. Fusiontegra

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    Like that time you enrolled in college?
     
  32. Jack Parkman

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    :iceburn:
     
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  33. ned's head

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    Transferring because he didn't like his roommate? Soft ass California kids
     
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  34. JeremyLambsFace

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    His roommate was out there raping people
     
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  35. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Alledgedly*
     
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  36. Jake Scott

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    I hope Ned didn’t know this
     
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  37. ned's head

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    Admittedly I don't know anything about those allegations, but a south florida kid would have taken the trash out himself imo
     
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  38. Saul Shabazz

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    Harboring rapers now, Dan?

    disgraceful
     
  39. Jack Parkman

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    CALI SOFT
     
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  40. ned's head

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    I AGREE JACK

    although sinking ships and whatnot

     
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  41. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    When he signs with Oregon it’ll move us to the #5 class just ahead of LSU. Blessed.
     
  42. Jack Parkman

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    Says the tweet does not exist
     
  43. ned's head

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    It shows for me still, but it was one of your personnel directors saying he didn't have anything to do with it
     
  44. Duval

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  45. AIOLICOCK

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    We just got a commitment from somebody. I'm assuming he sucks tho. Even if he doesn't, he'll never achieve anything here. :ded:
     
  46. Jack Parkman

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    If that is landers we fired him last year

    Edit just saw this

    Yeah we fired him after a few months
     
  47. Shakedown

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    Kirby just fucking Igor up in special ways now. This is like what those Wall Street guys did to people in that prison in the movie Hostel. Just fucking demented at this point.
     
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  48. Shakedown

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    Our next five star will commit shortly after the next 2019 Gator recruit is arrested for statutory rape.
     
  49. ned's head

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  50. clemsontyger04

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    "I wasn't post to graduate" might be my favorite line ever from a recruit