2019 NCAA Football Transfer Thread: Enter The Portal

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Dec 26, 2018.

  1. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz dick's in the transfer portal
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    Cousins
     
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  2. Taques

    Taques this muggy november weather gives me the horribles
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    well eventually one of them has to pick arkansas!
     
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  3. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    I think we have a winner.
     
  4. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Firing Butch Jones
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    Escort Tennessee
     
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  5. southlick

    southlick Better Than You
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    Cutlass Cahaba
     
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  6. jokewood

    jokewood I can be spicy
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    Michigan Wolverines

    Taurus Colorado -- 1st team All-Big Sky WR at Sacramento State and formerly Arizona Western -- has entered the portal, hoping to make a name for himself on football's biggest stage.
     
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  7. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    plz someone anyone pick us
     
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  8. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    you don’t even know if he’s good

    arkansas is just grasping at any hope nowadays

    sad
     
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  9. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    We have no QB’s left other than Jerry’s grandson and a kid who should he full time baseball in 3 months.

    Eat my ass, dicknose
     
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  10. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member

    Durango Silver, undersized but gritty white linebacker from the plains of west Texas looking to transfer from non power five obscurity to the big stage.
     
  11. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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  12. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    All the transfers.
     
  13. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Braxton Burmeister is a name that belongs in Balls and Shaft.
     
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  14. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    Blazer Skipanon
     
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  15. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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  16. MrOutlaw

    MrOutlaw Director corp medical
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  17. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    Thunderbird Chattahoochie checking in. I’m
    Definitely headed to a prep school in Ontario before dropping out and driving a fork lift.
     
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  18. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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  19. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    I will always remember him for his game winning catch against Iowa 2 years ago
     
  20. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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  21. Dudley Dawson2

    Dudley Dawson2 Well-Known Member
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    Yeah. His first TD, 1 of 2 in his career. In addition to having stone hands he’s also allergic to the end zone.
     
  22. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Fake Ass Teeth
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    Sucks to suck!
     
  23. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    I knew a stripper by that name. Is that you?
     
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  24. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    Starting MLB, New Mexico State.
     
  25. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    Great or Little Miami? It matters.
     
  26. Muddy Badger

    Muddy Badger Well-Known Member
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    DONT THROW IT TO STONEHANDS!!!!
     
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  27. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    Uhhhhh ok
     
  28. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Mustang Potomac

    Zero talent walk-on that nobody even considers because my parents gave me a terrible name.
     
  29. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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    Little like my penis
     
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  30. DuckD

    DuckD Well-Known Member
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    Must have played during the Kiffin era
     
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  31. Odin

    Odin Professional Cunt
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    Six Warrior. Due to my size it has been suggested that I play OL but I prefer safety. Also willing to play basketball. But i play pg only.
     
  32. DuckD

    DuckD Well-Known Member
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    Cutlass Sierra Willamette (if we're going hand-me-down from mom)

    Civic Willamette (my first purchased car)
     
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  33. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    I have you as a women's basketball player for University of Delaware
     
  34. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Monaco “Little” Miami

    The little is an ironic nickname because I’m a 320 pound RT.
     
  35. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    Arizona State Sun Devils

    tahoe trinity sounds like a real name
     
  36. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    Sounds like a lunch pail guy who would rack up offers in the Big Sky Conference.
     
  37. jokewood

    jokewood I can be spicy
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    Michigan Wolverines

    Wishing my first car was an early '90s Japanese market Isuzu Rodeo so that my transfer portal name would be "Mysterious Utility Wizard."
     
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  38. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member

    That’s a porn name if I’ve ever heard one.
     
  39. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    Chevette Ohio. No ring to it, whatsoever, so I'm going by Chevy.
     
  40. DuckD

    DuckD Well-Known Member
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    While that would be fitting, I'm going with:

    Cutlass Willamette - slot wr at Eastern Washington
    and
    Civic Willamette - punter who wants to major in Women's Studies. Recruiting has been slow, but some walk-on opportunities are beginning to trickle in
     
  41. afk999

    afk999 Well-Known Member
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    Grand Am Schuylkill seems like id be a solid FCS player
     
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  42. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    Camry Gila, LSU's next D2 kicker.
     
  43. righty

    righty Respect The Pouch
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    Looks like Diaz is pulling his ass back through the portal

     
  44. gilstein21

    gilstein21 Tight Rip 26 Seal Right
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    Ranger Towaliga

    Hard hitting safety. Can’t cover the deep ball and is good for a late hit out of bounds every now and then
     
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    Last edited: Jan 12, 2019 at 8:35 AM
  45. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Is this Silent Bob dude just a random twitter acct?
     
  46. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    Ranger Brazos. Plays defensive line wears boots, a belt buckle and has a skoal can outline on all his jean pockets.
     
  47. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Cherokee Fox
     
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  48. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Eclipse Chicago.

    Sounds like a porn name.
     
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  49. Leeds Raider

    Leeds Raider Fan of: Peacocks, Red Raiders, orange juice
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    Blazer Mississippi checking in.
     
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  50. Tom Servo

    Tom Servo What a cool guy!
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    Silverado Oconee

    Would describe myself as more quick than fast. Also a gym rat and bring my lunch pail every day.
     
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