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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Dec 26, 2018.
well eventually one of them has to pick arkansas!
I think we have a winner.
Taurus Colorado -- 1st team All-Big Sky WR at Sacramento State and formerly Arizona Western -- has entered the portal, hoping to make a name for himself on football's biggest stage.
plz someone anyone pick us
you don’t even know if he’s good
arkansas is just grasping at any hope nowadays
We have no QB’s left other than Jerry’s grandson and a kid who should he full time baseball in 3 months.
Eat my ass, dicknose
Durango Silver, undersized but gritty white linebacker from the plains of west Texas looking to transfer from non power five obscurity to the big stage.
All the transfers.
Braxton Burmeister is a name that belongs in Balls and Shaft.
#Penn State Nittany Lions
Forgot to mention the 81 drops.
Thunderbird Chattahoochie checking in. I’m
Definitely headed to a prep school in Ontario before dropping out and driving a fork lift.
Classic "looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane"
I will always remember him for his game winning catch against Iowa 2 years ago
Celica Miami here
Yeah. His first TD, 1 of 2 in his career. In addition to having stone hands he’s also allergic to the end zone.
Sucks to suck!
I knew a stripper by that name. Is that you?
Starting MLB, New Mexico State.
Great or Little Miami? It matters.
DONT THROW IT TO STONEHANDS!!!!
Zero talent walk-on that nobody even considers because my parents gave me a terrible name.
Little like my penis
Must have played during the Kiffin era
Six Warrior. Due to my size it has been suggested that I play OL but I prefer safety. Also willing to play basketball. But i play pg only.
Cutlass Sierra Willamette (if we're going hand-me-down from mom)
Civic Willamette (my first purchased car)
I have you as a women's basketball player for University of Delaware
Monaco “Little” Miami
The little is an ironic nickname because I’m a 320 pound RT.
tahoe trinity sounds like a real name
Sounds like a lunch pail guy who would rack up offers in the Big Sky Conference.
Wishing my first car was an early '90s Japanese market Isuzu Rodeo so that my transfer portal name would be "Mysterious Utility Wizard."
That’s a porn name if I’ve ever heard one.
Chevette Ohio. No ring to it, whatsoever, so I'm going by Chevy.
While that would be fitting, I'm going with:
Cutlass Willamette - slot wr at Eastern Washington
Civic Willamette - punter who wants to major in Women's Studies. Recruiting has been slow, but some walk-on opportunities are beginning to trickle in
Grand Am Schuylkill seems like id be a solid FCS player
Camry Gila, LSU's next D2 kicker.
Looks like Diaz is pulling his ass back through the portal
Hard hitting safety. Can’t cover the deep ball and is good for a late hit out of bounds every now and then
Is this Silent Bob dude just a random twitter acct?
Ranger Brazos. Plays defensive line wears boots, a belt buckle and has a skoal can outline on all his jean pockets.
Sounds like a porn name.
Blazer Mississippi checking in.
Would describe myself as more quick than fast. Also a gym rat and bring my lunch pail every day.