2019 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    what "facts" are these?

    he had 66 catches for almost 1000 yards in his 3rd season with wheeli manning as his qb in a terrible offense. he's a pretty damn good receiver
     
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  2. Clown

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    He had 872 yards for a QB that threw for 4299, 9th most in the NFL
     
  3. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    Oh so now we’re putting stock in Eli’s passer rating? I think you guys should be more focused on locking down an above average receiver with a very reasonable deal.
     
  4. dallasdawg

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    wait so is eli good or not good? i can't remember what narrative we're going with
     
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  5. JeremyLambsFace

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    FIFY
     
  6. JeremyLambsFace

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    No one is saying he’s good but the passing offense was still league average
     
  7. dallasdawg

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    okay so in an "average" offense, 66 catches for 875 yards from your second guy is... bad? i feel like you're helping my argument here
     
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  8. JeremyLambsFace

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    Your argument is “stop being mean to my Oklahoma guy I won’t listen to reason wah”
     
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  9. dallasdawg

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    yeah that's exactly what i'm arguing :yolo:
     
  10. JeremyLambsFace

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    The fact is without OBJ his production sucked, his catch rate dropped, and his passer rating when targeted dropped.

    He’s a JAG and the Giants traded away the best WR in the game to pay him top 20 money at the position
     
  11. HotMic

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  12. Clown Baby

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    There it is
     
  13. Clown Baby

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    I don’t know why a Cowboy fan is so worked up about this. You guys are already locked into a 9-7 second place finish behind the Birds.
     
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  14. JeremyLambsFace

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    It’s dumb without the OBJ move but it’s extra fucking stupid with a side of Tobias tears in context
     
  15. JeremyLambsFace

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    That’s what they said last year before we won the division and a playoff game aka OUR Super Bowl
     
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  16. Tony Ray Bans

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    Shepard could be worth that money. With Julio likely to sign a 20 mil per deal soon, I could see someone making the case to a front office that Shepard is worth half of a julio. He will have to perform to make it worth it but he has the ability. Hopefully they get him a QB who can throw him the ball
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    Sterling had a similar season to that of Calvin Ridley (minus the 10 TDs) without a former MVP throwing to him. If the Falcons signed Calvin to that type of deal I’d be ecstatic.
     
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  18. JeremyLambsFace

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    You have some drool dribbling down your chin you might want to wipe up
     
  19. Tobias

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    i don’t really have a problem with the deal thanks for listening everybody
     
  20. Clown

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    According to Spotrac, Ridley is estimated to earn a total of $10.9 million over four years and count for $1.9 million against the salary cap in 2018.
     
  21. Clown Baby

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    I’m aware that he’s still on his rookie deal. Just saying last year’s stats are comparable.
     
  22. Clown Baby

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    I’ll fucking wipe up the blood from the Publix parking lot after I beat you within an inch of your life. Actually, I’d probably use Coca Cola. The acid dissolves the blood.
     
  23. JeremyLambsFace

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    Wait until I show the other shareholders this at the next meeting.
     
  24. Soup

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    Look at these clowns.
     
  25. Clown Baby

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    I hate to pull rank but I’m actually John C. Malone JUNIOR
     
  26. dump

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  27. dump

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  28. fsudan

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    What a fucking dumbass
     
  29. fsudan

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    Neptune Beach cops really are the worst though
     
  30. Fusiontegra

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    I don't remember the last time I was favorably tagged to this thread.
     
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  31. IvanTheTerrible

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    A traffic citation seems like a bit much to arrest someone over. Is this specifically a Florida thing?
     
  32. dallasdawg

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    i don’t think i would consider driving with a suspended license a “traffic citation”
     
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  33. IvanTheTerrible

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    traffic violation sound better? Are we really going to split hairs over this of all things?
     
  34. Clown Baby

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    It’s likely suspended because he let his renewal/insurance lapse. He’ll be in a Muni court (ostensibly traffic court) where he’ll get a small fine and a little lecture.
     
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  35. dallasdawg

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    i guess it depends on why his license was suspended? they do that for a lot of things
     
  36. IvanTheTerrible

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    ESPN said it was for a speeding ticket.
     
  37. dump

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    he got pulled over for a speeding ticket but he had a suspended license
     
  38. IvanTheTerrible

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    I see now.
     
  39. IvanTheTerrible

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  40. dump

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  41. teel

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    I would like it on record that I like Sterling Shepard. Please update your logs accordingly.
     
  42. Mister Me Too

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  43. Pelican Grove

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    There’s a team that needs a receiver
     
  44. Doc Louis

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    Never knew the Giants had Deandre Hopkins....
     
  45. audrew

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  46. tylerdolphin

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    Yeah my first thought was that she clearly didn't watch him play with the Fins in 2017
     
  47. Tobias

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  48. dump

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    Yeah he wants NY for Ciara and his off the field career
     
  49. Clown

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    Seahawks were actively trying to pass as little as possible so Wilson would fit what Gettleman wants to do. Do it and give him 40M a year so I don't have to turn on Giants games for a while.
     
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