2019 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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  2. Hank Scorpio

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    I'm honestly jealous of Houston. I could see Bruce Arians coaching us to a winning record and saving Licht's job.
     
  3. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    You can get fired with a winning record

    See: the 11-5 Houston Texans
     
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  4. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Good point. Fingers crossed!
     
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  5. RavenNole

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    Never change jets, never change.
     
  6. dump

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  7. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Unless you pull the trigger right after the season I would imagine the logistics of changing GM's is much easier now. You spend all year putting together your board and to just bring someone new in to run with someone else's work can be problematic.

    I would imagine a situation like this was probably some sort of disagreement that just reached the point of no return.
     
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  8. Arkadin

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    I'm sure it had something to do with shitting the bed when their top Target at tackle went off the board right in front of them
     
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  9. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    ...that everyone in the world knew they wanted.

    I'm pretty sure my 3 year old daughter knew their intentions
     
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  10. TTgator91

    TTgator91 Well-Known Member
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  11. BamaNug

    BamaNug Want to retire right MEOW
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    Love this. Cam Jordan, one of the most underrated players in the league, locked up.

    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26948784/saints-de-jordan-reach-525m-deal
     
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  12. HurtsMcGoo

    HurtsMcGoo I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!
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    Nsiap

    Raiders are doing hard knocks
     
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  13. HotMic

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  14. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    reported as hate speech
     
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  15. TTgator91

    TTgator91 Well-Known Member
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  16. TTgator91

    TTgator91 Well-Known Member
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  17. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    Jesus theres no bottom to the shit on this guy
     
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  18. TTgator91

    TTgator91 Well-Known Member
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  19. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    is that wrong?
     
  20. teel

    teel Dan Jones fan
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    Nothing wrong with watching film on other tight ends
     
  21. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    better but not great. i liked the white stripe on the shoulders
     
  22. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    The Bears have tried out about a dozen kickers this off-season and still haven't found one that can make a 43 yard field goal
     
  23. JeremyLambsFace

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    Sounds like he was not interested in tight ends looking at the profile of his victims
     
  24. TTgator91

    TTgator91 Well-Known Member
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  25. dump

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  26. TTgator91

    TTgator91 Well-Known Member
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    Disregard. Apparently he plays baseball. Ain't that some shite.
     
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  27. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    god damnit TTgator91 thats the baseball player
     
  28. TTgator91

    TTgator91 Well-Known Member
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    And Hicks is always hurt, didn't think twice on it.
     
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  29. lfriend

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    I think he'll get 4 to 6 games and a very fucking stern warning that it better never, ever happen again.
     
  30. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    It's just a damn shame that one of the most exciting players in the league has to be such a shitty human.
     
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  31. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Think it’ll be 8 games
     
  32. lfriend

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    Could be an initial 8 games with a chance of reduction for good behavior.

    The only thing is being on tape saying you should be scared of me too bitch.
     
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  33. angus

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    I'm very confused why we have never heard the other 11 minutes of the recording.
     
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  34. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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  35. Goose

    Goose Hi
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  36. Spontaneous Cumbustion

    Spontaneous Cumbustion Well-Known Member
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    I fucking hate being a Bengals fan
     
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  37. lfriend

    lfriend Well-Known Member
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    Wouldn't be as juicy of a clip
     
  38. Goose

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    I like this one more

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  39. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Bengals are just getting a start on the 2019 tank job
     
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  40. Goose

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    We’re on the two year #TankForTrevor plan
     
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  41. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    You'll probably end up with JT Daniels instead
     
  42. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    You’ll probably end up with Reggie Ball
     
  43. Fecta23

    Fecta23 Well-Known Member
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    I think bottom was raping old ladies.
     
  44. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    He looks like he’s dressed as Adam Shefter
     
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  45. Tobias

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    but what about dan the man qb1 jones

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