2019 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    Dallas fans want to ship their best player?
     
  2. fsuNizz

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    Higdon will take the starting job in Houston
     
  3. JeremyLambsFace

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    No but I think most of us would prefer we not reset the running back market with a new contract for him when he'll likely be getting close to having 2000 touches in the NFL before he ever starts that deal
     
  4. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    in a vacuum? of course not. but when you consider his position, the other players on the team with contracts coming up, and his propensity to be an idiot, yes
     
  5. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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  6. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
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    I was trolling as they played different positions. That said, Polamalu is one of the GOAT SS’s considering his versatility, we are yet to see another safety who could line up anywhere on the field and make plays like he routinely did.

    If you like football watch this:
     
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  7. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    Is this real life? Like this may be the dumbest tweet of all time, no? He's running...

    #Philadelphia Eagles



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  8. zeberdee

    zeberdee hungry dogs run faster
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    I think they just have a daily or weekly feature where a photographer explains his method on a photo and this was the one they picked this week. if you click the link it's not much of a story. guessing the staffer who tweeted it drew the short straw and had to promote the link.

    who knows? this is why nobody reads newspapers anymore. just subscribe to The Athletic.
     
  9. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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  10. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    the nfl's youtube channel has been posting stuff like this for the last couple of months. jamal adams seems cool

     
  11. Sex Fuckhead

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    Is there a hard knocks thread?
     
  12. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    its on the first page :facepalm:
     
  13. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    Zeke will get paid at the first sign of trouble in the Cowboys season
     
  14. Sex Fuckhead

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    I can’t read
     
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  15. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    The sports pope has spoken

     
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  16. George Costanza

    George Costanza It's not a lie if you believe it
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  17. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    dump my man Brandon Williams got your little rookie biotch

     
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  18. JeremyLambsFace

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    AB has frostbite on his feet from not doing cryotherapy right lmao

    So Raiders
     
  19. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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  20. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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  21. Jack Parkman

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    Pretty low risk on a 1 year deal
     
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  22. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    Good riddance
     
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  23. Jack Parkman

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  24. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    Look at us. Making moves with no GM.
     
  25. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    Good compensation for Duke

    :twocents:
     
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  26. Jack Parkman

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  27. HotMic

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  28. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Think it’s a good trade for both sides :idk:
     
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  29. Jack Parkman

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    He’ll become the pass catching RB in that offense which I’d imagine really hurts Miller’s fantasy stock
     
  30. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Oh yeah definitely hurts both of their fantasy stock, but I think it helps the Texans as a team so I’m cool with it
     
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  31. HotMic

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    It makes sense for the Texans, but it’s just amazing what Dorsey continues to get in return for these trades.

     
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  32. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  33. Muddy Badger

    Muddy Badger Well-Known Member
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  34. Jack Parkman

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    The roids have taken their toll
     
  35. Jake Scott

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    Gabe Jackson carted off the field for the Raiders
     
  36. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    robert quinn 2 game suspension (also broke his hand the other day)
     
  37. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    shows how smart knick + giant fans are that they would openly want a morbidly obese julius randle over the future mvp
     
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  38. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    That’s wild
     
  39. teel

    teel Dan Jones fan
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    Danwagon since day 1 #GoldJacket Tobias


     
  40. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    DAN 1 SINCE DAY 1
     
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  41. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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  42. Hank Scorpio

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    Did Daniel Jones just lock up ROY? Many are saying yes.
     
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  43. Irush

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    He’s already the best QB in the state
     
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  44. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    immediate weather delay

    even mother nature is afraid of danny dimes
     
  45. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Damn dude seems incredibly talented but that injury track record is really concerning

    The media here seems to hate him for his social stances, not being able to stay on the field isn't gonna help him convert anyone to his side
     
  46. D. Silver

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  47. D. Silver

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    Shocked this experiment is going poorly.



    Skins might go 1-15
     
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  48. Tobias

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    truly hope nola goes 0-16 every year just as retribution for their fans crying so much that we are subjected to being able to challenge pass interference calls
     
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