2019 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. devine

    devine Tmb’s resident bad boy
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    Toddler and woman abusing*
     
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  2. Clown Baby

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    As a Chiefs fan, I think Tyreke Hill should receive the death penalty. But I also think his girlfriend should too. Their son should be placed in the custody of Andy Reid.
     
  3. Muddy Badger

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    :ded:
     
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  4. IHHH

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    Reminds me of jimmy clausen, what a toss
     
  5. Muddy Badger

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    This is your director of player personnel #Dallas Cowboys ?



    I mean that’s not how any of this works Stephen
     
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  6. bigred77

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  7. JeremyLambsFace

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    I see people are already scared as fuck of our groundbreaking position-free linebacking core
     
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  8. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    Strong side
     
  9. bigred77

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    :bro:
     
  10. ohbluefan

    ohbluefan Cause I'm cooler than a polar bears toenails
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    I’d just leave the whole D in the huddle while the offense snaps the ball....that would totally destroy the offense.
     
  11. JeremyLambsFace

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    We got 11 guys that can line up anywhere!
     
  12. ohbluefan

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    Just pull 11 random fans out of the stands every week...the offense can’t distinguish which players are good, which players are bad, nor what position they play. Offense would probably just punt on 1st down to avoid the disaster.
     
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  13. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    And change all their names and numbers on their jerseys. That’ll get ‘em good and confuzzled
     
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  14. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    i did eat a brownie this morning so bear with me here but what is wrong with what he said
     
  15. JeremyLambsFace

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    Absolutely nothing just a Eagles fan quivering in fear
     
  16. fsuNizz

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    Cowboys have become our new overlords?

    Got it
     
  17. ohbluefan

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    Unless they stand in the bobsled formation they’ll be easily identified. Mike will be in the middle, Will on the weak side, and Sam on the strong side....
     
  18. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    you can disguise the formation before the play :idk:
     
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  19. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    They're going to disguise the formation so well no one will notice that Sean Lee is on the sideline injured again
     
  20. ohbluefan

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    I think you’re missing the point, and disguising formations before the play sounds like a waste of time. So when the offense snaps the ball the mike runs to the weak side and the will to the middle? Seems like a cluster fuck and a shitty way to play defense.
     
  21. dallasdawg

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    i think his point is they think they have the players with the ability to do it, which isn’t that crazy to think
     
  22. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    You're God damn right
     
  23. JeremyLambsFace

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    If you’re planning your protections around the Mike and can’t ID who that is it could create some problems for your OL but it’s not like they’ve found some cheat code that’s going to totally wreck OCs around the league

    And it’s not like Rod Marinelli does anything that exotic or blitzes a lot so I’m not sure where it’ll help too much
     
  24. ohbluefan

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    You guys are way over thinking this....if you’ve got 3 LB’s the mike is the middle one.
     
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  25. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    Not if they line up in a straight line behind the DTs. Could be the first second or third guy, you just never know.
     
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  26. Muddy Badger

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    The lack of basic understanding of something so simple from our Dallas posters is amazing
     
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  27. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    It’s just a way to find the strength and find your numbers advantage
     
  28. Jack Parkman

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  29. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    Good news. Plus, he’ll go down in history now too:

     
  30. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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  31. Detlef Schrempf

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    I’d tell him to enjoy free agency for that fucking price.
     
  32. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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  33. Vito Corleone

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    That'd be a worse decision than when what they paid Roy Williams (WR) back in the day
     
  34. Jack Parkman

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  35. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    every reporter in dallas is like wat
     
  36. Jack Parkman

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  37. HotMic

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  38. JeremyLambsFace

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    Can you read?
     
  39. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    Yes. I can write also. Arithmetic is a work in progress.
     
  40. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    So either Jane or Florio is a liar
     
  41. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    so apparently the texans are shopping clowney to bolster their OL. Given the Trent holdout that seems to make a lot of sense
     
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  42. slhorn

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    Yes please.
     
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  43. Detlef Schrempf

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    Realistically what’s the price tag for Clowney on the trade market? Just curious what everyone thinks they can get for him
     
  44. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    trent williams seems to be the assumption
     
  45. Detlef Schrempf

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    Oh I agree that’s the assumption just curious if it’s Trent only or more stuff
     
  46. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    There is likely truth somewhere in between. If they offered him 30 with shitty guarantees he may have gone back and said if that's how it's going to be make it 40. That wouldn't mean that 30 with better guarantees doesn't get it done.

    Throwing out salary numbers with no details or context is a waste of time
     
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  47. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    Maybe you should be the NFL beat reporter
     
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  48. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    It would start with replying to every Florio tweet with:

     
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  49. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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  50. IHHH

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    Why, nobody can disguise being a quarterback as well as dak. Stephen Jones love these players that you can’t id.