2019 SEC Football Discussion Thread - Roll Tide what? FUCK YOU!

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  1. TC

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    That’s essentially the joke Boom TittyMilk
     
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  2. Tiffin

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    If you account solely for Life Championships.
     
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  3. Marbles

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    I thought tenn played bama close one year when Cody blocked that kick. Guessing bama wasn’t top ten at the time?
     
  4. Degausser

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    It's on there. It was in '09 and Bama was #2. Bama won 12-10.
     
  5. Marbles

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    I see my problem there. Never mind.
     
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  6. Hank Scorpio

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    Yes
     
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  7. TC

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  8. Truman

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    He's really damn good.
     
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  9. JeremyLambsFace

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    Tennessee is 67-70 since 2008
     
  10. Daddy Rabbit

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  11. TC

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  12. TC

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    Tennessee is the new SCAR
    SCAR is the new UK
    UK is the new Mizzou
    Mizzou's hoping basketball gets better
     
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  13. southlick

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  14. Truman

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    Enough to pay for 1 blue chipper per team. Thanks AFLAC!
     
  15. Hank Scorpio

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    Amateur sports!
     
  16. Jack Parkman

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    Get excited dump

     
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  17. TC

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    Dump doesn't drink or leave his house so I can't see how this would be relevant to him.
     
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  18. southlick

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    Bragging about being in Phil Steele's magazine :pffft:

     
  19. Wu

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  20. The Blackfish

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    It’s pretty embaurraussing
     
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  21. TC

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    We had 8 Phil Steele All SEC players :mulletsmug:

    Phil Steele does 4 All SEC teams :gross:
     
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  22. Cornelius Suttree

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    Probably. Ke'Shawn Vaughn is about as explosive as you can be at the position. 7.9 yards per carry behind a VU OL last year. Illinois transfer who went to a local HS
     
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  23. devine

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    Pretty disingenuous. I’ve hung out with dump irl and he’s a great guy
     
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  25. Jake Scott

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    An Athens kid UGA didn’t pursue... never saw this coming
     
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  26. southlick

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    I believe he was due to get a lot of PT this season.
     
  27. BudKilmer

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    Kid played white boy ball. Not shocked he couldn’t grind it out
     
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  28. Jake Scott

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    A shame Auburn loses him.
     
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  29. Jake Scott

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    Basically a church league tbqh
     
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    He was running with the 3rd team, but many people were optimist about his potential. He had a sick first step. TD Moultry and Big Kat Bryant were both ahead of him though.
     
  31. TTgator91

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    Never made a move in the spring. Closer to home and get a great free education. Congrats atl
     
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  35. electronic

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  36. TC

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    ^ not willing to demand more
     
  37. TheFreak55

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    If I’m going to be able to like walk normal after healing I’d take one for Barn
     
  38. bigpig

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    What self-respecting fan wouldn't take a non-lethal, recoverable injury to see their team win a natty?
     
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  39. Jake Scott

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    I might actually take a fatal gunshot wound to see us win one. Just let me see us win it, talk shit on here for a couple of hours and then I’m good to go.
     
  40. Jack Parkman

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    True dawg right here
     
  41. electronic

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    Shocked it’s not like 75/25 yes to no.

    Currently “no” is leading with 53%. No wonder we can’t win shit. Soft ass fan base.
     
  42. WillieHuff

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    Not only would I take a bullet, I'd shoot fellow posters for multiple ones.
     
  43. TC

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    Hell just shoot me. It'll be better than watching Clempson Taters win another championship :awshucks:
     
  44. Redav

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    I'd be a no :welpseeyalater:
     
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  45. Jake Scott

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    Fuck you for having other shit worth living for
     
  46. Connor Norman

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    He’d still live with taking a non lethal gun shot
     
  47. El Tiburon

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    Kirby said no, but only because he was afraid the bullet was going to hit Euro and Shook in their heads.
     
  48. audrew

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    NO DEAL. You have to die just knowing it's gonna happen.
     
  49. Jake Scott

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    Lol nope
     
  50. Wu

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