2019 SEC Football Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Luka, Feb 12, 2019.

  1. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    When we fire Gus we are gonna have to cut back on our electric bill and just the Jumbotron as our source of light for all our night games we get.
     
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  2. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Why doesn’t Bama play more P5 non-conference games if they wanted at least 2? UGA, USC, and Florida do it. Those schools have in-state/out-of-conference rivals but other schools who don’t have done it.
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Bc Saban is a lying trick ass hoe
     
  4. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Because no one wants to schedule us. Next question.
     
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  5. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    If y'all wanted to play another P5 home/home during this run of playing all these neutral games, y'all could have found an opponent.
     
  6. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    They didn't.
     
  7. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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  8. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    Bammer can just buy opponents like they do players!!!
     
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  9. bertwing

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    everyone’s scared of us!

    Or no one wants to agree to the bullshit that Bama demands
     
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  10. chuckmasterflex

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    Nine conference games. Schedule a P5 team. Two to do with what you please.
     
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  11. electronic

    electronic Fan of the Seahawks and no other teams of note
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    Because Bama is afraid to schedule home and homes.
     
  12. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    Is love to go back to a 9 game conference schedule if we could play Florida again every year.
     
  13. IV

    IV I'm often wrong, but occasionally correct
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    Doesn’t get hot in East Tennessee*, but theyre all fucking hilljack losers
     
  14. Shakedown

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    Anyone on TMB live in NYC?
     
  15. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Fuck chicken
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    *hill rats
     
  16. Crepeswithasmile

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    we have home and home series scheduled with Texas, Notre Dame, Oklahoma and Wisconsin in the next 10 years. I think I'm leaving off another one.
     
  17. electronic

    electronic Fan of the Seahawks and no other teams of note
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    Bet those won’t be noon games.
     
  18. Deuce

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    West Virginia
    2 for 1 with South Florida
     
  19. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hot dog
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    This might be a dumb question but how do you have all these future home and homes if no one wants to schedule you.
     
  20. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes LOOK AT THAT LASER!!!
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    I’m sure this is unpopular but I actually like 11 am games. :idk:

    Wake up, do a big breakfast, watch Gameday, boom, game time. Don’t have to wait around. Of course, I’m also one who doesn’t care to drink much or be drunk while Bama is playing so that might play into it.
     
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  21. Redav

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    If we're playing a shit team then I'd rather it be at noon because the other games that are on at noon usually aren't great and I can get our game out of the way before afternoon and night games.
     
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  22. Jake Barnes

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    That’s in reference to one-off neutral site games, I believe.
     
  23. Redav

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    I didn't think you'd had trouble scheduling those either. Clemson, Louisville, Duke, USC and FSU in recent years off the top of my head.
     
  24. Jake Barnes

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    Not at first; I think it’s been getting harder for a couple years now. FSU was a top 10 matchup, but the last two were Louisville and Duke (both outside the top 25), and I believe it’s been difficult for the AD to find another potential matchup with bluebloods since that FSU game.
     
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  25. Deuce

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    It’s been harder lately. Louisville and Duke were the two bad ones on paper and in general. That’s why they are moving to home and home.

    They signed the deal with the Chick-fil-A bowl to play in this year’s game against a TBD ACC opponent. Duke was the only one Chick-fil-A could get.

    We have USC in Dallas next year. Miami in ATL in 2021. Then we are done with those until at least 2025 where we might open with FSU in ATL then play Wisconsin in week 2 in Tuscaloosa.
     
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  26. Jake Barnes

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  27. Deuce

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    At the end of the day I don’t think anyone expects that every game vs G5 teams should be in a prime time spot.


    But it should be more balanced than Alabama having 11 day games and 1 night game in September compared to another team having 11 night and 1 day over the same period.
     
  28. Redav

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    Framing it as a player safety issue I could see. We played at 4:00 this past Saturday and it was 90+ on the field for most of the game.
     
  29. Crepeswithasmile

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    If #Texas Longhorns would have put half as much effort in to the actual game as they did being petty cunts to the visiting team and fans, they might have won the game.

     
  30. dome foam

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    This is complete bullshit...obvious cover for faking injuries.
     
  31. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    But they suck ass if you’re going to the game.
     
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  32. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Build a retractable roof instead of a (admittedly cool) light show since you're not playing at night anyway.
     
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  33. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I mean, there are only so many night game slots. It’s the southeast in September; it’s hot everywhere.
     
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  34. AUownsU

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    Gus out here throwing head shots.

     
  35. AUownsU

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  36. El Tiburon

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    Looks like the AJC has its hand in SEC scheduling.
     
  37. Dildo Dawgins

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  38. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    You know 11 am isn’t the only daytime kickoff, right?
     
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  39. Rainbow Brite

    Rainbow Brite I just want to feel happiness again.
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    I didn't realize y'all were as big a pussies as the rest of us. I learned something today. News Flash for you Bama fans: Y'all aren't victims. Y'all have had nearly the same or fewer noon kick offs as the rest of us since the SEC Network started.

    And let's just stop with the false narrative of "we are leading the charge for 10 conference and 2 P5 games," which is complete horseshit for a host of reasons. First, Saban ain't fucking stupid. If what you say is true and no one will agree to play you, then he can say whatever he wants knowing that he will never have to put his money where his mouth is. Second, this completely ignores all the other schools in the SEC that already have a guaranteed P5 non-conference opponent ever year like UGA, Florida, and USC. And, notice how we don't bitch that we have to go play those games on the road every other year. Third, actions speak louder than words. If you really wanted to play that many non-conference P5 teams every year, it ain't that hard. We have done it 7 of the last 10 years. You just have to be willing to go and play the other teams in their home stadium. No one wants to play you because you refuse to do a home and home. A&M and Auburn have swapped games with Clemson. We have with Notre Dame, Clemson, Colorado, etc. Fuck even Tennessee has done it. When was the last time Alabama played a true road game against a non-conference Power 5 team? Checks notes.......2011. Cry me a fucking river.

    And since we are being completely honest, why does it matter what time the game starts? Y'all's fans are going to leave by halftime regardless of whether it is a 11 am kick or an 8:00 kick when you are playing Southern Miss.

    Stick to things you're good at, like beating up dads in the Publix parking lot. Y'all make really shitty whiners.
     
  40. dawgonit

    dawgonit Like James Brown only white and taller
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    moving the goalposts here a bit arent we?

    you guys want the 7:30 spot over the 3:30 CBS games?
     
  41. dawgonit

    dawgonit Like James Brown only white and taller
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  42. Menelaus

    Menelaus The Red-Haired King
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    Classic case of Dawg Deranged
     
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  43. Rainbow Brite

    Rainbow Brite I just want to feel happiness again.
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    I'm sorry. Did I misunderstand? Are Bama fans OK with the 11 am kick or are their jimmies rustled? It's hard to keep up sometimes.
     
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  44. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    No. We would like for more of our shitty September ooc games to be played at night. One in the past 5 years is kinda ridiculous.
     
  45. dawgonit

    dawgonit Like James Brown only white and taller
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    forgive for not being sympathetic, you guys frequently get your shitty ooc games in the afternoon and have only had 3 noon kicks over the last 5 years. Is this just LSU penis envy with the night game thing?

    Georgia's Shitty OOC September Games - Last 5 years
    Austin Peay - 3:30pm
    MTSU - Noon
    App State - 6:15pm
    Samford - 7:30pm
    Nicholls - Noon
    ULM - Noon
    Southern - Noon
    Troy - Noon

    Bama's Shitty OOC September Games - Last 5 years
    Arkansas State - 3:30pm
    ULL - Noon
    Fresno St - 3:30pm
    CSU - 7:00pm
    WKU - 3:30pm
    Kent State - Noon
    MTSU - 4:00pm
    ULM - 4:00pm
    FAU - Noon
    Southern Miss - 6:00pm
     
    #3444 dawgonit, Sep 10, 2019 at 3:34 PM
    Last edited: Sep 10, 2019 at 3:41 PM
  46. bertwing

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    Bams are running out of shit to whine about
     
  47. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    Absolutely shitsipping to toe the company line on this
     
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  48. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    Greg Byrne has gone full human centipede with their fanbase and is spraying liquid feces directly into their mouths
     
  49. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Isn’t the contract with CBS up pretty soon? If the TV contract goes out to bid and ESPN comes up with the whole thing, you have to imagine they will restructure which games get priority
     
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  50. electronic

    electronic Fan of the Seahawks and no other teams of note
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    Alabama fans are having a very Auburn fan reaction to their AD’s dumb statement.



    #doubleiceburn
     
  51. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    Such obsession you should really change your username to Calvin Klein