2019 SEC Football Thread: Property of Trevor Lawrence

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  1. Luka

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    Done
     
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  2. The Blackfish

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    We should have never given Dump control of this thread.
     
  3. bertwing

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    Dump runs this board
     
  4. bertwing

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    Saban has to retire right? It's clear the game has passed him by
     
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  5. IvanTheTerrible

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    Tonight warmed my cold dead heart.
     
  6. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Clemson is very good at football.
     
  7. Wu

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    TIL bturns and bertwing are married
     
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  8. JeremyLambsFace

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    I just turned "Shallow" by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper on repeat and bought a couple of tubs of Ben and Jerry's and bottles of wine and now I'm ready to sit here and have a good cry for the next 2-3 years.
     
  9. JeremyLambsFace

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    Good news, folks.

    This song is still good the 53rd time you hear it.
     
  10. BayouMafia

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    Driving to work this morning I was still chuckling about the idea of Bama’s little kicker lead blocking right into the heart of Clemson’s defense
     
  11. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    It's a great song
     
  12. Redav

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    That was very nice of Saban to make everyone forget our terrible fake.
     
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  13. Luka

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    Why you crying

    its not like you play Clemson every year
     
  14. JeremyLambsFace

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    I could see why this is confusing since A&M is scared to play it's in-state rival but we do indeed play Clemson every year.
     
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  15. Luka

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    I can see why this is confusing for you Gamecocks but when you are the superior in state school there is no reason to play inferior in state schools from inferior conferences
     
  16. DrunkJester

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    I did this recently but with D4L’s Laffy Taffy :cerealkiller:
     
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  17. JeremyLambsFace

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    CRASHED ON THE SURFACE WHERE CLEMSON CAN'T HURT US
    WE'RE FAR FROM THE SHALLOW NOW
     
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  18. IvanTheTerrible

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  19. TheFreak55

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  20. bertwing

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  21. wes tegg

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  22. bigjrock

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    Finally got the Underclassmen announcement we've been waiting on. The rest of the SEC is fucked, he's coming back for another year!

     
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  23. Dildo Dawgins

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    Man going undefeated is hard. This is the last 40 years - I think.

    Alabama 1979, 1992 and 2009
    Auburn 1993, 2004, and 2010
    Tennessee 1998
    Georgia 1980

    Edit: This is 50+ years of undefeated SEC teams - going back to Bama 66 - and yes we all know that story.

    There could be others who went undefeated but were on probation ala Auburn 93 but I just looked up sec champs records pre 1979.
     
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  24. Matt Foley

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    Basically, Auburn is the top tier of SEC programs for the last 25 years. Everyone else is just looking up at us.
     
  25. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    Certainly you don’t believe that
     
  26. bertwing

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    I don't believe what?
     
  27. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    Oh you do ok cool
     
  28. Fabulousthundercock

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    In The Who Gives a Shit section of the SEC thread: it looks like SCar is gonna fire a coach and move another to anal cyst in order to hire Thomas Brown and Bo Davis. Sounds like Bo Davis is a known cheater, so I approve of at least that hire.

    But I look forward to hearing some of your negative shit posts on the matter. If you have any.
     
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  29. bertwing

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    I do what? Believe he tweeted that?
     
  30. Dairy Queen

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    I think I speak for everyone when I say that y’all will probably continue to suck ass for eternity just like you always have regardless of these hires no one cares about
     
  31. Talking Head

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    Damn that sounds painful.
     
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  32. JeremyLambsFace

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    Wow scared
     
  33. Fabulousthundercock

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    I can almost feel your small, thin, delicate fingers trembling as you posted this
     
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  34. Fabulousthundercock

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    I would think being an analyst for Will Muschamp would be in a similar pain stratosphere
     
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  35. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Bo Davis has a show cause until mid April.
     
  36. JeremyLambsFace

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    I believe all it does is forbid him from participating in off-campus recruiting activities

    He worked at UTSA last year.
     
  37. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    We could really use him in Tuscaloosa again... He's a fantastic DL coach
     
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  38. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He had the job pre-ruling. But maybe you are right. :idk:
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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  40. Truman

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    You have the best DL coach in the country.
     
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  41. Jake Scott

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  42. bro

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  43. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    the play on the field this year suggest otherwise
     
  44. Shakedown

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    And me.
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    The Auburn of the east
    Seems like a decent hire but UGA doesn't seem to care
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    Kirby has two big hires now.

    Also, isn't JC's fatty BFF gonna go with him?
     
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  47. bro

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    they are just jealous an elite program like UT snatched their OC and are acting like they don't care. Tale as old as time
     
  48. Jake Scott

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    If Pittman leaves I’ll have to quit
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    Life?
     
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