2019 Worst Post of the Year Nominee already

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by afb, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. afb

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  2. AubCabs

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    Terrible post by a terrible poster
     
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  3. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    How about you suck my dick?
     
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  4. Jack Parkman

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  5. buckwild

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  6. Lipp

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    I don’t get it.
     
  7. dblplay1212

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    If anyone but me said that, everyone would gloss over it. :twocents:
     
  8. Boo MFer!

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  9. TeeDee

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    I'm unfortunately not intelligent enough to understand this analogy.
     
  10. HatterasJack

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    That is a pretty terrible take, and deserves a nomination. But it’s mid January. Odds are pretty long it remains on top. Let’s see how this plays out.
     
  11. nexus

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    I love you DD but this still shakes me to my core
     
  12. PCH

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    Idk. Boo MFer! Posts nearly 10 times a day.... thats high volume. I'm certain he's done much worse this year.
     
  13. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz dick's in the transfer portal
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    No one else would say it
     
  14. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz dick's in the transfer portal
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    fuck yo pennies
     
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  15. angus

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    Aioli?
     
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  16. PCH

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    Winner.
     
  17. TC

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    If I don’t pay my yard guy for a month is that rape? Of course not
     
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  18. dblplay1212

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    It's not outlandish at all to say that kind of stuff blows my mind.

     
  19. Boo MFer!

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    Lol
     
  20. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    Its literally a Chappelle standup bit.
     
  21. PCH

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    Lolololol what?
     
  22. afb

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    feel free to add them

    thanks,

    Management
     
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  23. THF

    THF Banned From Hogville for Being an Ass
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    I eat pieces of shit like that post for breakfast....
     
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  24. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    can this be a cumulative thing because tmbrules posts about how he hates anyone who’s not white like 17 times a day
     
  25. TeeDee

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  26. Boo MFer!

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    You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
     
  27. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I need some context.
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

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    What does that even mean?
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    You should make a food based troll account to prove this point
     
  30. Boo MFer!

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    It was about Michael Bennett threatening a cameraman. User electronic thinks football players shouldn’t be expected to act in a civilized manner immediately AFTER they get done playing a game, because we want them to rip people’s heads off and shit down their throat IN the game or some garbage like that. I used hyperbole in an analogy and here we are.
     
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  31. Taques

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    i cant single one out (because i have him on ignore) but its safe to assume that devine will win this competition!
     
  32. electronic

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    OP’s choice is obviously batshit insane, followed by Boo MFer! accusing me of being the dipshit, but for my money, this is my favorite in the thread:

    I think I’m going to start using “intent and distaste” from now on.
     
  33. EdmondDantes

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    I'm sure Kobe salmon has had like 3 worse than that this week if you reviewed the archives.
     
  34. Toast

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  35. 941Gator

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    To clarify, are you arguing that the players behavior was ok?
     
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  36. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    Distasteful aforethought is actually an element to murder :twocents:
     
  37. Boo MFer!

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    Wouldn’t surprise me to hear that known psychopath, Michael Bennett, murdered someone one day. Did you see the way he went after this cameraman?
     
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  38. Boo MFer!

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    Yes. He did multiple times.
     
  39. electronic

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    I'm arguing that Bennett's reaction is a complete nonstory to everybody other than total fucking babies.
     
  40. LeonardWashington

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    The best part of that post is "and I just watched Baker the year before".

    Watching Baker Mayfield, a 4.84 40 time level athlete that was ran down by a cop in Arkansas, of course qualifies you to judge the greatest feats of athleticism one can ever witness. When someone can best the kind of athleticism displayed by Baker Mayfield, there can simply be no question that they are the greatest athlete that has ever lived.
     
  41. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    that was about his abilities as a qb :idk: but i love things out of context!
     
  42. 941Gator

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    I saw.

    So afb your issue, which caused an entire thread, was Boo’s analogy?
     
  43. dallasdawg

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  44. Capt Wigs

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    This is a fantastic gif.
     
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  45. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Folks come quick he’s doubling down!
     
  46. Tobias

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    guys can we stop arguing about kyler and focus on the post that inspired this thread. it needs to be more thoroughly mocked thanks
     
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  47. Tobias

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    although after further reflection the dbl post may be worse idk
     
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  48. TC

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    If I argue in one thread you expect me to just turn that off and not argue in another thread? Of course not
     
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  49. Tobias

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    dropping arguments??? in this economy? couldnt be me
     
  50. JeremyLambsFace

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    Can we include homeboard posts? Someone just posted this beauty in a thread asking for first date ideas.