2019 Worst Post of the Year Nominee already

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  1. Talking Head

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    Water or cum?
     
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  2. Tiffin

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    That sounds like a first date in high school. "Man, I really want to impress this girl, how can I show her I'm fucking baller?"

    "Valet when you pull into Ruth's Chris young blood."
     
  3. CF3234

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    So much perfection. every restaurant with a table cloth serves creme brulee.
     
  4. HuskerInMiami

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    I mean it is kind of expensive. And they do clean your table off between plates. It's not highest tier of dining, but it's above most restaurants.
     
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  5. JeremyLambsFace

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    Yes. That is a Wendy's name drop in a thread asking for first date ideas.
     
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  6. bertwing

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    It’s not by choice. It’s for work and I don’t really do it much anymore.

    Sorry we don’t all own burger kings
     
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  7. bertwing

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    We go to Applebee’s instead :mulletsmug:
     
  8. JonathanCoachman

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    I want that guy to treat me like a princess.

    He can marry me off to some foreign prince I’ve never met and is twice my age for political reasons any day of the week.
     
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  9. Tiffin

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    Buddy if she likes to eat good in the neighboorhood, you better hit Costco for condoms.
     
  10. Arkadin

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    Congrats on your post it's a thing of beauty
     
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  11. Talking Head

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    I have no idea why anyone would go to a high end chain restaurant.
     
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  12. CF3234

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    that's kind of his point. Ruth's Chris is the applebees of "nice" chain steakhouses.
     
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  13. bertwing

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    Everything I post is beauty
     
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  14. TDCD

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    If anything I found the Ruth’s Chris suggestion to be too upscale for a first date. I’m not spending $200 on some girl I may never see again.
     
  15. Redav

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    Let her breathe in the beauty of the city as you pass the Food Lion
     
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  16. Arkadin

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    The reason you'll never see her again is you looked at the prices
     
  17. Bo Pelinis

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    I legitimately had to quit half way through and go back to it later because of cringe by proxy.
     
  18. HuskerInMiami

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    I love Capital Grille and it's a chain.
     
  19. Talking Head

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    I'm perplexed by anyone spending $200 at a chain restaurant. The fact that Ruth's Chris even exists is confusing to me.

    Not to mention that garbage name.
     
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  20. Tobias

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    i was going to recommend they go grab some wings at wild hare but i am sad to see that they've closed for good. spent many an nfl sunday there
     
  21. JonathanCoachman

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    There is an incredibly classy Publix that is just a few blocks away from Ruth’s Chris that he could have driven by instead. What a schmuck.
     
  22. CF3234

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    Capital Grille is the go-to when there isn't a good local Steak House available. However, most of the time, a better local option is available.
     
  23. TwoPoor

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    Bunch of haters in here. RC the go to for luxurious meals at my local Indian casino
     
  24. JeremyLambsFace

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    Not only is it classier but you can watch me beat john fairfax up in the parking lot as you drive by
     
  25. Tobias

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    dinner and a show!
     
  26. JeremyLambsFace

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    It's not that, it's that he picked that of all places to be the perfect fancy setting of his dream date erotica
     
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  27. JonathanCoachman

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    Take that kind of barbarism to the Food Lion parking lot boys.
     
  28. devine

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    Maybe if the players stood for the anthem they would still be in business
     
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  29. bertwing

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    I have an obsession with eating at casino steak houses every time I go.
     
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  30. Bo Pelinis

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    My favorite thing about eating at non-vegas casino steakhouses is the food smell mixed with the fake oxygen from all the oxygen tanks of the elderly people gambling away their social security checks.
     
  31. TwoPoor

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    Gotta be the steak house, because the other option is like Johnny Rockets or Toby Keith's
     
  32. NST

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    So did someone start a thread asking for the best restaurant for a first date in Swansea?
     
  33. Mix

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    If you are buying dinner on the first date you've already lost.
     
  34. wes tegg

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    Lots of unnecessary shitting on Ruth's Chris. There are obviously better restaurants, but they consistently do a pretty damned good steak.
     
  35. wes tegg

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    There's a reason they're often in hotels. If you're traveling for work, there's value in predictability.
     
  36. Arkadin

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    I've always been disappointed but I've only been to two different locations. I can say lunch always sucks
     
  37. TDCD

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    am I the only one who got douche chills from this
     
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  38. Lyrtch

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    Found the author folks
     
  39. wes tegg

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    Pffttt... I fly my first dates to Eleven Madison Park.
     
  40. Talking Head

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    I kinda understand it in some places and like you said, there's a reason they're usually in hotels. I get being tired and not wanting to go out. I also understand wanting to have the familiarity of lower end chains like Applebees especially out in the middle of nowhere.

    But I was in downtown Charleston on business last year, one of the top spots for restaurants in the country, and these fucking baby boomers decided to go to Ruth's Chris as a group. We're getting to spend our company's money in Charleston, SC and you decide to go to a chain?

    It just makes no sense to me. When I'm traveling I want to try local restaurants. Who knows if or when you'll ever get to have this experience again?
     
    #140 Talking Head, Jan 15, 2019
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  41. JeremyLambsFace

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    In the Gaston/Swansea area, yes
     
  42. Tobias

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    every city's chilis bar and grill has its own distinctive flavor and aura and i will be damned if a snob like yourself will look down on me for wanting to experience them all
     
  43. JeremyLambsFace

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    This is a small taste of why US Baby Boomers are the worst thing to happen to the world, ever.
     
  44. CF3234

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    If I'm spending $40+ on a steak, it's way down the list of where I'd go.
     
  45. NST

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    Sand people!
     
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  46. mb711

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    Pretty sure that was samarrand's cousin.
     
  47. NilesIrish

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    I did.
     
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  48. zeberdee

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    Ruth's Chris is only ok, and would never be my first choice, but one chain that I have consistently been served really good steaks is Del Frisco's.
     
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  49. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    fountain would double as a pretty boss waterslide
     
  50. NilesIrish

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    Agree here. They are very consistent.,