2019 Worst Post of the Year Nominee already

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  1. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo the pope of chilitown

    i was very proud when the toby keiths in my area went out of business

    great job by me and other area millennials
     
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  2. dblplay1212

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    :laugh: at being too good for RC. Never change, TMB.
     
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  3. Tobias

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    no one said that dbl
     
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  4. JeremyLambsFace

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    I am too good for Ruth's Chris
     
  5. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    If lady tegg has other plans and I'm flying solo on a Thursday or Friday night, I love going to Ruth's Chris or Perry's and sitting solo at the bar to watch a game. :dealwithit:
     
  6. TC

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    If someone gave me Ruths Chris for free I’d probably throw it in the trash then take a picture and send to dbl
     
  7. CF3234

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    saying there are better options at that price level does not mean someone is saying they are too good for it.
     
  8. Celemo

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    today I learned : Girls enjoy shrimp
     
  9. TDCD

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    Do you use the valet parking for this type of occasion
     
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  10. 941Gator

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    Did anyone reply to him in that thread?

    I’d much prefer to see that as an original work of art instead of a copy paste, if you don’t mind.
     
  11. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Never been but I’ve actually been told they have an incredible happy hour. Any solid side dishes?
     
  12. I'm p sure dbl's on the spectrum, so I'm gonna cut him some slack and rule him out for this award
     
  13. dblplay1212

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    Oh.
     
  14. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Well, the good news is that you're clear!
     
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  15. AIP

    AIP Spilled the Paint
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    Didn’t know that was a chain
     
  16. ITT I learned that South Carolina women have probably not tried creme brulee
     
  17. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    I fuck with Fleming's happy hour. $6 burgers are damn good.
     
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  18. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Depends on how I'm feeling.

    I normally just go with the wedge, but the creamed spinach and garlic mashed potatoes are solid.

    Perry's Friday lunch special (the porkchop) is awesome.
     
  19. Tobias

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  20. Tobias

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    he posts a pic and proceeds to continue with the stephen garcia adulation what a guy
     
  21. TDCD

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    Holy shit he posted a pic of the girl :roll:

    No way that’s actually her but still hilarious
     
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  22. Tobias

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    lmao
     
  23. TC

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    Where's the pic? Starting to sound like this "post" is a troll :ohdear:
     
  24. devine

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    The one at our mall is conveniently located in the basement next to a rainforest cafe and an ice skating rink. Bar hopping and skating there would be the perfect first date
     
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  25. Bo Pelinis

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    [​IMG]
     
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  26. Tobias

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    page 2 near the bottom
     
  27. devine

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    lol
     
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  28. Tobias

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    between this and the clemson white house thread, its been a waste of a day at work
     
  29. zeberdee

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    the key to any good first date is to start off by posting a picture of the girl on a public message board.
     
  30. TC

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    That's a princess that would definitely lean in for a smell right there
     
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  31. Bo Pelinis

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    Doesn't look like she's had creme brulee though.
     
  32. TC

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    Most young ladies haven't :twocents:
     
  33. Tobias

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    this guy really wants to fuck stephen garcia
     
  34. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    I lost it at the Stephen Garcia reference
     
  35. TDCD

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    I kinda like the cut of his jib.

    My new rating system will be on a scale of 0-worthy of a night on the town with Stephen Garcia
     
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  36. Baron

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  37. TDCD

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    Funny, I’m wearing my 3rd/4th date sweater right now :eatit:
     
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  38. JeremyLambsFace

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    I’m honestly amazed if this girl is actually from the Swansea area
     
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  39. TDCD

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    I’d like to swan see that booty if ya know what I mean
     
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  40. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  41. TC

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    Narrator: "She wasn't."
     
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  42. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    The melting pot is expensive?
     
  43. JeremyLambsFace

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    If it doesn’t have a drive through it’s probably too expensive
     
  44. TC

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    I don't like what this is gonna do to my cookies, but googling melting pot menu...
     
  45. Talking Head

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    Can you blame him?
     
  46. TC

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    Looks like you can do a "4 Course Experience" entree for around 45 bucks. Definitely more than you're dropping on Abby
     
  47. GeneralPaton

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    I’m very familiar with that Food Lion on 321 he’s referencing and I’m not sure why he’s bothering to go all the way to Ruth’s Chris from there. It’s right next door to a Wendy’s and a DQ, everything you need right there. Just imagine a couple Baconators and Blizzards in the Food Lion parking lot while checking out that stunning skyline...
     
  48. JeremyLambsFace

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    Honestly the real move would be to take her to Rosewood Dairy Bar. Without letting her see the menu, order some cheeseburgers (be sure to add onion and tomato as she will think you are classy for adding vegetables to your burger) sit on the picnic tables admiring Williams-Brice in the skyline in the distance. Regale with her tales about when you were there to Stephen Garcia heroically defeat Alabama in 2010. Then after offer her a chocolate milkshake (she won’t know what that is). If she lets you eat some of it, that means you know she’s into you and then you can take her for a post-dinner driving tour of the stadium and impress her with more of your Gamecock knowledge. For bonus points, lay out a blanket and look at the stars beneath the statue of George Rogers. Good luck!
     
  49. JonathanCoachman

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    Anal on the first date for a single macaroon though.
     
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