2019 Worst Post of the Year Nominee already

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  1. racer

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  2. Talking Head

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  3. Tobias

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    i am sorry racer but the ruth's chris date post already has locked up worst post of the year for 2019. please wait for 2020 for any further nominees.
     
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  4. racer

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    That was the most magnificent post. Content was questionable, but it was an accidental masterpiece.
     
  5. JeremyLambsFace

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    Something amazing happened...

     
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  6. Talking Head

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    devine taught this young padawan well.
     
  7. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    The War Between The States? People call it that?
     
  8. JeremyLambsFace

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    No. People don’t.
     
  9. JeremyLambsFace

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    :doge:

     
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  10. ShuPoor

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    I thought southerners all called it the war of northern aggression
     
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  11. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    I know Southerners do some weird shit when it comes to the war, but had never heard that one before.
     
  12. NST

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    Holding hands listening to Jason Aldean was the best part
     
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  13. 941Gator

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    so why is it concluded that someone has been hitting that?
     
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  14. bertwing

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    If you hit it then hit it for me
     
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  15. Clown Baby

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    As your step-father, I’m gonna ignore this request
     
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  16. marcus

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    It was only a matter of time. For as much Ohio has taken over that state, we were bound to bring our delicious chili-spaghetti along some day.
     
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  17. CF3234

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    First date road trip to an Applebee’s. Absolutely amazing.
     
  18. Tobias

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    my favorite was “Invited her over to my place. It’s not super impressive but it has a TV, some art and things that girls like”
     
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  19. GeneralPaton

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    Girls dig art and TV’s
     
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  20. Gunners

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    I need to stop laughing at the RC story, I can't.
     
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  21. Arkadin

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    God damnit they should've told us they were going to applebees that's like 3 minutes from my house would've crashed the fuck out of that
     
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  22. El Tiburon

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    I can all but guarantee that when they got back to his place he held the door open for her and said, "After you, milady," certain this act of chivalry would seal the deal.
     
  23. NilesIrish

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    How far of a drive it that? To go to Applebees....
     
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  24. Arkadin

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    30 minutes
     
  25. NilesIrish

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    OK, so not as bad as I was envisioning, but still..
     
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  26. Arkadin

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    It's pretty bad
     
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  27. fsudan

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    then what is bad?
     
  28. NilesIrish

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    I had like an hour drive in my mind. Where I am it's like 20 minutes to get to most major chain sit down places. I still would never in a million years make that a date.
     
  29. Arkadin

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    It's possible it was more than 30 minutes. Swansea is bum fuck and I dont know where that guy lives. But he drove into town and past all sorts of shit and ate at applebees like less than 3 minutes from numerous legitimate restaurants
     
  30. CF3234

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    You should never, ever drive 30 minutes to go to Applebee’s. Applebee’s is a place you go to because A) nothing else is open, B) it’s right across the street of your hotel/event you are leaving and convenience>>>>>quality, or C) you live in a small town where Applebee’s is the only option.
     
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  31. NilesIrish

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    It's hard to describe how shit here is laid out here but Applebees is on the radar due to it's proximity to work stuff and several big box stores.
     
  32. HotMic

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    Mother. Of. God.
     
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  33. ashy larry

    ashy larry marcy projects, son
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    that 247 thread has it all:

    -the columbia skyline
    -stephen garcia
    -jc schurburt first date recs hidden behind a pay wall
    -stephen garcia
    -jacket scent life hack
    -stephen garcia
    -if you hit, hit for me

    im spent
     
  34. Arkadin

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    Garcia wasn't even banging hot girls but I respect the bro crush
     
  35. ashy larry

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    he has art at the house which fast and the furious dvd did he throw on
     
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  36. JeremyLambsFace

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    Garcia was too busy wearing crocs and crushing people in ping pong at Strom to be cleaning up tail
     
  37. Arkadin

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    Oh there were girls. Lots of them of questionable everything
     
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  38. ashy larry

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    u mean 10s aren't lining up to smash after you shit in their pool?
     
  39. Arkadin

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    I love how that story evolved. Not true, but I dig it
     
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  40. ashy larry

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    it's the one gracia anecdote i want to be true
     
  41. NST

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    What? Please post
     
  42. Arkadin

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    I mean the real story is solid. We are the reason you can't have a keg at that pool and there are signs up asking people not to throw all the pool furniture in the pool
     
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  43. ashy larry

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    i can't see what he posted but someone who gives him money can help
     
  44. CF3234

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    Seems like that would fit under option B
     
  45. JeremyLambsFace

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    Lol so I was like 90% sure that guy was just trolling but then JC locked the thread and said he got a complaint from someone about their pictures getting posted without consent
     
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  46. DUCKMOUTH

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    The date post for Ruth Chris is incredible.

    I got no problem with RC, but if I’m bringing a date to dinner it’s local and unique and most likely not fancy if it’s early in the dating phase. Also I would never take a first date to eat. Go do something fun and laid back
     
  47. Celemo

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    Catching up itt: women enjoy shrimp, TV, and art...got it
     
  48. bertwing

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    I don’t think I like yalls tone
     
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  49. Gregor

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    I’m betting he chimed in on the “best honeymoon” thread with Gatlinburg.
     
  50. TC

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    If you hit it, make sure you hit it for me haha