2020-2021 Champions League: CBS No Access

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Aug 29, 2020.

  1. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    just guffawing at their own shit jokes. please espn monopoly deliver us from whatever this is.
     
  2. JonathanCoachman

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    The fuck is this? I might switch to team SuperLeague.
     
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  3. Nelson

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    Why were they unable to perform on the field
     
  4. JonathanCoachman

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    Probably because they didn't know which field until like a week ago
     
  5. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    He walks around with a bucket on his head and mashes on a disconnected keyboard m8
     
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  6. JonathanCoachman

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    Ahhhh Handel's Zadok The Priest ripoff. I will back out of the Super League now.
     
  7. ohhaithur

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    well I have good news for you
     
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  8. Creighton

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    Is there any doubt that Gundogan gets the winner?
     
  9. DirtBall

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    I’m very confused. Is this whole thread in on some bit that I don’t know about? Are you guys actually watching this? You realize there are 3 MLS matches kicking off soon right?
     
  10. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    timo werner og imo
     
  11. DirtBall

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    BRB, switching to the Pulisic “star cam” stream
     
  12. JonathanCoachman

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    You nearly had it there
     
  13. ohhaithur

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    What if these two just decide to go 10v10 and both agree to just take off Sterling and Timo? Who says no
     
  14. Quick

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    Timo stinks
     
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  15. Creighton

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    It's a shame you guys didn't buy him last summer.
     
  16. RavenNole

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  17. football501

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    Oh Timo

    Not like this
     
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  18. AUShyGuy

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    Timo the worst player ever?

    practically passed it into his safe arms
     
  19. Quick

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    Real shame. Klopp and Edwards know best.
     
  20. JonathanCoachman

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    I'm happy Karius will have a friend to confide in with Timo
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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    Timo is world class at getting in positions to fuck everything up. It is quite the spectacle.
     
  22. Nelson

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    Pep got the midfield wrong. Curious what he does and when
     
  23. JonathanCoachman

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    Like if Jerry Rice didnt have hands.
     
  24. JonathanCoachman

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    The only way to tell De Bruyne and Zinchenko apart from this angle is the captains armband.
     
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  25. IAHusk

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    Great defending.
     
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  26. PeterGriffin

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    Rudiger with just a massive stop.
     
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  27. JonathanCoachman

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    Chelsea's Germans making sure the scoreboard is all zeros
     
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  28. AUShyGuy

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    Was cool to see him shape his foot to use the outside of the boot
     
  29. Creighton

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    Does Chelsea even have a left wing?
     
  30. Nelson

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    Mount but Chilwell’s job is to get up wide so he can tuck in and play centrally in attack
     
  31. JonathanCoachman

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    They're known to be a conservative fanbase but a far cry from Millwall.
     
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  32. Nizz

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    holy shit that tackle
     
  33. JonathanCoachman

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    Kante will enjoy his time with Mbappe and Benzema
     
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  34. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    that famed german efficiency sure does fail to show up in the chelsea attack
     
  35. Nelson

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    If Giroud starts this is 2 nil
     
  36. JonathanCoachman

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    The only good German strikers are Polish.
     
  37. Nelson

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    In transition city have a one man advantage in midfield and they’re still getting walked through every single Chelsea attack
     
  38. DirtBall

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    Steffen stops that
     
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  39. Scott Van Pelt

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    Holy shit at that pass
     
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  40. SugarShaun

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    Where the duck was Stones?
     
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  41. ohhaithur

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    Am I crazy or is City lucky that Chelsea scored?

    I thought that was a straight red for handball
     
  42. Creighton

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    Fuck me. After making fun of the Chelsea's left wing that's what burns us.
     
  43. Scott Van Pelt

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    Absolutely a red
     
  44. Creighton

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    The worst part is the handball is the only reason Havertz was able to run down that touch.
     
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  45. JonathanCoachman

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    That goal was brought to you by the good people at IG Farben. Also known as Bayer.
     
  46. IAHusk

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    Only had like 30 yards of space to play it into. Pretty awful spacing from the City defense.
     
  47. JonathanCoachman

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    Rudiger might have saved Mendy's ass there
     
  48. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    It’s absolutely crazy that kante has freedom to go on random attacking runs too. Leaving Jorginho completely alone. Just a wild formation and tuchel has the exact players for it
     
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  49. chuckmasterflex

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    If City lose we get to talk about Pep overthinking his lineup in the Champions League again. It will be a hoot.
     
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  50. Tobias

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    pep overthought it again

    fuck we are never winning this stupid thing