2020-21 NBA Thread: The Dorture Chamber

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jun 24, 2018.

  1. Tug

    Tug Well-Known Member
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    I see Houston is now in the market for a used to be really good big man to sit at the end of the bench. I know exactly where they can find one of those
     
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  2. MG2

    MG2 No judgement in brainstorming
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    They already took our unused and young good big man for free. Fair is fair.
     
  3. ShuPoor

    ShuPoor I'm covered in cat hair, but I still smell good
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    On a scale of 1-Blake how washed is Boogie? He's only shooting 38% but over half his shots are from 3. I would assume he's an absolute turnstile defensively but i haven't watched any Houston this year
     
  4. audrew

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    Justise Winslow will play his first game as a Memphis Grizzly tonight
     
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  5. fsuNizz

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    Kendrick Nunn is a young Dragon
     
  6. fsuNizz

    fsuNizz /nizzbrag
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    Trade Herro
     
  7. Dump

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    Yes we would take Boogie Cousins please
     
  8. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
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    Pull Nunn now and just put him on trade market before he turns into a pauper again
     
  9. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Lakers with no AD or Lebron on the court is some of the worst basketball I've seen in a while.
     
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  10. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Missing Schroeder is huge
     
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  11. NP13

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    ending of this Hornets/Warriors game has been crazy
     
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  12. Handcuffed

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    Rozier has been amazing tonight
     
  13. NP13

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    and now Draymond with his 2nd T
     
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  14. NP13

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  15. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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    god the suns might double up the grizz
     
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  16. Handcuffed

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    i love Draymond's game but that is such so indefensible by him

    Rozier got hit on both of his late 3s and he didn't get himself a T.
     
  17. mc415

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    Fucking hate Dray sometimes, he gets what he deserves most of the time
     
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  18. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Lebron is +9 on a game they're losing by 4, zero other players with a +

    and it really really feels like it
     
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  19. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    4th straight game over 30 pts. He's been unbelievable lately.
     
  20. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Why doesn't Russ get treated like Carmelo did a few years back when everyone made fun of him for being completely washed? This bum seems to keep getting a pass because he averages near the most empty triple double imaginable.
     
  21. ATXCane03

    ATXCane03 Perpetually Negative Sports Fan
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    Spo is the worst coach in the NBA
     
  22. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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  23. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    You are so embarrassing :laugh:
     
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  24. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    remember when kuz used to be able to do nothing but score

    his growth is impressive even if he's still like a 7th man
     
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  25. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Draymonds ejection marred what was yet another masterful triple-single by him.
     
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  26. ATXCane03

    ATXCane03 Perpetually Negative Sports Fan
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    Ok thanks. Doesn’t change the fact that he’s dreadful at his job
     
  27. bro

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    Lakers missed so many open 3s
     
  28. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    its weird to consider this an escape for the Heat

    but it kinda is
     
  29. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    ok yeah it REALLY was an escape
     
  30. Gunners

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    He's played great since this post. Thanks for making me look stupid Russ to the people who already think I'm stupid, dick.
     
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  31. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Stacy King is horrible

    Haven't listened to a bulls broadcast in years, but he's so bad
     
  32. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
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    Be patient. This is midseason, ‘I’m going to go 5 million percent on offense during the doldrums’ Russ.

    Late season, ‘I’m going to brick every shot I take and create a new category of dumb decision’ Russ will be making his appearance shortly.
     
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  33. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    He always looks like he cares a lot. Can't day the same for Carmelo.
     
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  34. Gunners

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    the old British media treatment of treating soccer players on how British they are and how hard they look like they're trying.

    Clive gives the ball away 19 times and does nothing but such grit.
     
  35. Gunners

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    Lillard has made like 5 30+ foot 3s and not sure he's missed 1, he's been kinda dogshit outside of these shots
     
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  36. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    Which is why he’s #BenchSquad
     
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  37. Jack Parkman

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    I had forgotten how much the Lakers complain to the refs
     
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  38. ShuPoor

    ShuPoor I'm covered in cat hair, but I still smell good
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    Everything from washing out of the league before his rookie deal is up to first ballot HoF is in play for him
     
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  39. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
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    He’s currently shooting 22% and hasn’t attempted a single free throw.

    In the G League.
     
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  40. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Bet you said the same things about DORT and now look who the fool is
     
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  41. ShuPoor

    ShuPoor I'm covered in cat hair, but I still smell good
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    Guy just can't stop putting his foot in his mouth. It's like his neighbor's dick in that way
     
  42. Evil Homer

    Evil Homer New guy please be nice
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    I mean even if you think he’s underrated this is a stretch and a half
     
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  43. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
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    Great point. Poku’s 5ppg on 28% TS is just a hairbreadth away from Dort’s 20ppg on 61% TS. We should expect a breakout game any day now.
     
  44. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
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    It’s Hoosier. He’s been digging that hole for a decade.
     
  45. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
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  46. Dump

    Dump Orange Bowl Champion
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    Another NY resident helping Texas more than Ted Cruz and John Cornyn



    steamengine
     
  47. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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    Ummmm, fuck you, dump! Ted Cruz putting water into this car in an empty parking lot makes your little argument fall apart, doesn’t it?

     
  48. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Were these 3000 James Harden sized meals or regular meals?
     
  49. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Can’t say I agree with that overturn in the Celtics game
     
  50. jimmy butler stan account

    jimmy butler stan account mpl92, bad (or sick) guy!
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