2020 B1G Football Thread: Michigan. Is. Back.

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  1. $P1

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    We need to keep a baseball bat on the field for players to flip after big plays
     
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  2. Anison

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    October Bednarik and Thorpe looking good in that trophy case alongside Milton’s September Heisman.
     
  3. buckwild

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    I still think my favorite UM preseason hype was some idiot from The Fort that posted a scrimmage recap where Derrick "6.40 forty" Green was some dominant specimen breaking long runs for touchdowns all over.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
     
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  5. Anison

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    You clearly missed the *bowl practice* reports of early enrollee Kevin Grady carrying the ball for a 99-yard touchdown on his first carry in pads.
     
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  6. buckwild

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    Grady had Green speed
     
  7. Anison

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    ...and balance
    ...and vision
    ...and career
     
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  8. Vinegar Strokes

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    Wasn’t Shane Morris supposed to be the best thing since sliced bread?
     
  9. buckwild

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    I'm not sure that hype even made it to college to be honest. He peaked when he was like a soph in high school.
     
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  10. herb.burdette

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    One time in high school, Morgan Trent beat Ted Ginn in the 200 at a track meet.
     
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  11. RalfBully

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    All of our beat writers are focusing their attention on our punter who apparently has gotten some reps at TE too. Going to be a solid year for the G&W.
     
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  12. backinblack23

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    At least it won’t be as disappointing as Michigan and Nebraska’s years. We could pimp your qb and says he’s a mix of Mahomes and Vick only to have him end up more like Martell. Or most publications could rank you top 25 to start to only finish 3-5 and not be in contention from week 2.
     
  13. M'ark Pepperonio

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    I can't wait until your stupid ass is banned. Tick tock.
     
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  14. backinblack23

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    Your life must be pretty bad if you sit around and wait for me to post to only come on here and attack me and the round up your spartan homies to make you feel better. If I get banned no big deal my life will go on, but I have a feeling if you were to get banned from this site it would greatly impact your life and you would prolly toss your old lady around your trailer more often.
     
  15. M'ark Pepperonio

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    This type of unoriginal and humorless content is a great example of why you add nothing to this site or the world in general. Everyone will be better off once you're gone. Fortunately it will be very soon.
     
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  16. pianoman

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    Yeah Michigan coaches are the only ones who make outlandish statements in the preseason.

     
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  17. Todd Bonzales

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    DID THE SEASON START YET GUYS COME ON WHAT’S THE DEAL
     
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  18. HotMic

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  19. jokewood

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    Idk. Guy who coached with Jerry Sandusky saying the toughest thing was not touching his players seems like a pretty honest self-assessment.
     
  20. Jimmy the Saint

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    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Corch

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    I doubt Ohio State has defensive ends that could start anywhere. I demand a retraction from Coach Johnson.
     
  22. Anison

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    Get your preseason hype game up. We call that the rare Guy-Mackey Award finalist in AnnArbor (before Labor Day).
     
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  23. Rabid

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    Not the coaches but one writer would incessantly rave about our DEs one off-season and one guy in particular that was unblockable. I watched a practice and he wasn’t wrong that our OTs couldn’t block him. However, when the first game happened we realized our OTs couldn’t block anyone. Since then it’s been much more reasonable.
     
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  24. backinblack23

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    Yes cause that’s what I’m concerned about, adding to this site. If that is truly how you judge someone’s worth in this world then you are a bigger loser than I thought. I come here to get a few laughs and stir up some shit, but it’s obvious that this site is your life and how you judge yourself. If I get banned so be it but I’m done wasting anytime on you.
     
  25. —

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    Guys we have a JUCO WR who is basically a Julio Jones/AJ Green hybrid. Watch out! He’s also been banged up and dealing with some personal issues so if he doesn’t dominate the B1G from day 1 that is why. This is not, I repeat not, a case of a player being over hyped before stepping on the field.

    GO BIG RED
     
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  26. portlandspartan

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  27. M'ark Pepperonio

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    You can make some variation of this post as many times as you want but it's not going to squeeze a drop of sympathy out of me. You made a deal, you will be held to it. November 7 you are gone. From this site, from this universe. If you can't post on this site (which you will not be able to), you do not exist as far as I'm concerned.

    Perhaps you'll turn up at some shitty iowa diner 32 years from now getting interviewed for the news about your opinion on the latest white supremacist politician. But until then, I won't spare a thought on you. Can't wait to say bye bye and throw you away like an empty bag of funyuns with just some chemical grease and crumbs left on the inside. Hopefully your entire posting history will he purged as well so nobody will ever know you even existed.
     
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  28. Todd Bonzales

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    This feels intense.
     
  29. backinblack23

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    Sympathy? Why would I want sympathy? I’m glad banning me will make your life complete and maybe you can go the grave will just a little smile on your face knowing you were such a badass and mental wizard on a forum website. I’m sure your inbred family is going for love to hear the story of how the great Pepperonio finally got to ban backinblack at Thanksgiving. Now it will still be a sad day cause your Spartans will still be a shit team and you will always have to look back on life thinking man if I could have at least got to rub one more win in that Iowa fans face I could have really been something. Until then I hope you suck many dicks and enjoy everyone of them.
     
  30. Todd Bonzales

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    What was the bet?
     
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  31. Vinegar Strokes

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    What’s going on here? What did the Iowa fan do this time?
     
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  32. backinblack23

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    If Iowa wins he can ban me one week after the game, this way I still get sometime to mock him and tell him to suck my dick in many different ways.
     
  33. herb.burdette

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    I probably would have said 5 DEs who could start on any team in the country at any time in history.

    It’s good to see LJ keeping his comments in check.
     
  34. buckwild

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    Wait ...your bet is that if Iowa wins you get to brag and then you get banned?
     
  35. backinblack23

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    It wasn’t really a bet, I think my words were, “If Iowa wins I’m going to rub it so bad that I could care less if you banned me after a week of talking shit.” So not really a bet per say, but I did put it out there so will take the punishment if it comes.
     
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  36. Constant

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  37. buckwild

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    I'm not sure you thought that plan out too well.
     
  38. M'ark Pepperonio

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    I wouldn't really call it a bet. Typically in a bet both parties must risk something to participate. In this case, I offered no consideration for the highly unlikely scenario in which MSU somehow beats Iowa this year.

    This is just a simple agreement. If Iowa wins, we tolerate 7 more days of his inane bumbling ITT, then he is gone forever. A great deal in my estimation.

    I've got my overalls and a tin of skoal ready to cheer on those hawks November 7.
     
  39. construxboy

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    Like, using sign language?
     
  40. 20/20/20/20

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    That week of shit talking is going to be so epic! If I know user backinblack23, he’s not gonna go out like a bitch, he will come in guns blazing leaving a trail of despair and destruction in his wake! Hell yeah.
     
  41. Constant

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    Stop stealing Vinegar Strokes schtick.
     
  42. backinblack23

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    Top it off with a straw hat and crocs and you have yourself a good time.
     
  43. Cooler

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  44. Celemo

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  46. buckwild

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  48. Jimmy the Saint

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    Gen Z doesn't watch sports so TikTok QB1 > NFL QB1

    All 5* QB's please report to Happy Valley.
     
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  49. PSU12

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    After 6 full days of nothing and no tweets at all while many other conference Twitter accounts are tweeting, finally the big ten conference tweets something.

     
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  50. mtsucalico85

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    Can't say that I'm happy that Minnesota has 3 Friday night games. I get that they may be a little more common this year, and attendance isn't an issue, but they could have spread it out more evenly to other teams.
     
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