2020 B1G Football Thread: The most embarrassing thing to happen to PSU since?

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  1. The Walrus

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    Really nice of Jim to hold this young man back the past couple of seasons so Ohio State could win conference titles.

    It was a good run, but I, for one, embrace our new Voltron Quarterback overlord
     
  2. AbeFroman

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    Gold star for a Voltron reference. That really took me back.
     
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  3. $P1

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    and think about the effect it has on the other QB, who will be trying to make impossible throws now
     
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  4. Celemo

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    There is another angle to the Milton magic and it goes like this: you are the QB from the other team. You see what Milton is doing and it looks easy. You say, "I can do that." And you go in for your next series and that's what you do. Only when you do it, you throw the interception. Our DB's will see it coming from a mile away because they see it everyday in practice.
     
  5. Constant

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    This reset never fails to delight.
     
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  6. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    The Morelli post will always get a like from Corch
     
  7. Thoros of Beer

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    I think we'd all prefer that Joe Milton be Jared Lorenzen.

    RIP
     
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  8. PSU12

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    Folks, the hype is palpable right now.

     
  9. buckwild

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    Lol @ Trevor Lawrence thinking he's guaranteed to be the #1 Pick next draft, with this freak in Ann Arbor waiting in the wings.
     
  10. PSU12

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    Has Harbaugh finally found his Luck Culpepper/BigBen/JoshAllen/CamNewton?
     
  11. marcus

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    When this kid comes into Columbus and ends OSU’s title hopes, I’m going to jump from the Terminal Tower.
     
  12. pez

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    quoted for reasons
     
  13. goblue31602

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    He was definitely misquoted. Milton was missing his receivers so high that he was knocking the lights out at the practice facility.
     
  14. Corch

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    Joe-Cam Allenberger
     
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  15. buckwild

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  16. PSU12

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  17. PSU12

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    I absolutely love the preseason Michigan hype train every damn year. Like clockwork.
     
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  18. Anison

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    Y’all just remember when he plays like shit this season that Ronnie said “right now.” September Heisman streak still intact.
     
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  19. buckwild

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    Gonna have fun searching Joe Milton on Twitter for the next month.
     
  20. Constant

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    I mean, do y'all's bloggers and "insiders" not do this same shit?
     
  21. Celemo

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    I have it on good authority that 11 Warriors hype-tweets Milton all the time
     
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  22. MG2

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    Corch made a rule in the NBA thread that anyone who argues with or mocks fans after their team suffers a loss is a loser, and I don't want anyone doing that in here or any other threads this season.
     
  23. pez

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    but OSU players are actually good

    - Big Ten Fans
     
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  24. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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  25. Corch

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    I was under the influence and forgot to include the addendum. Michigan football losses are still acceptable mockery
     
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  26. PSU12

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    I can unequivocally say we have not had anyone compare Sean Clifford to NFL hall of famers prior to him throwing a pass in college.
     
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  27. pez

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    i have repeatedly been messaged dan Marino comparisons
     
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  28. PSU12

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    It’s just amusing because it so incredibly transparent when Sam Webb and the lackeys need the marching orders to fluff and hype certain players. I fully realize that’s every blogger type...just seems to take a life of its own moreso with Michigan than most other places. Maybe that’s due to BlueSam.
     
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  29. portlandspartan

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    Yeah. We’ve heard Rocky has dropped 5 80yd pinpoint bombs. Didn’t get the WRs name because even our bloggers don’t know any of those.
     
  30. PSU12

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    Or was it because they were so far away due to the length of the bomb that they were unable to read the numbers anymore?
     
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  31. herb.burdette

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    I haven’t seen anything like Milton since Uncle Rico’s 1982 senior highlight tape.
     
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  32. Constant

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    We'd have won State last year if Coach had put him in.
     
  33. Tug

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    Just saw a video of #6. Didn’t get the WR name because he was so fast his number and name were blurry
     
  34. Celemo

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    uhhhhhh he's thrown like 6 passes in college, dummy
     
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  35. Randy Bobandy

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    Ya know, I think Milton really reminds me of Tyler Herro.
     
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  36. herb.burdette

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    I figured it was a dated, but better reference than an amalgam of every successful black QB with Milton’s size.
     
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  37. herb.burdette

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    So you are saying he’s the next Cardale Jones, huh?
     
  38. construxboy

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    Clifford isn't on coke.
     
  39. Celemo

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    nah he plays school as well....Boom!!! Nailed it.......Suh-wish!!!!
     
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  40. herb.burdette

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  41. Tug

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    Im more likely to believe Joe Milton is the next Cam Newton than this post
     
  42. Blu Tang Clan

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    As far as overhype, I’d guess Notre Dame is as bad as we are, if not slightly worse, simply because they’re a lot like us in general with added private school entitlement. But yeah, flying under the radar will never be the Michigan way.
     
  43. southlick

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    Rondale Moore opts back in.
     
  44. AbeFroman

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    It's hard to assess his arm strength accurately when those passes haven't landed yet.
     
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  45. og543ss

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    I smell another impending michigan quarterback disaster
     
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  46. backinblack23

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    To top it off they just need to rank Nebraska in the Top 25 and we are back to normal.
     
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  47. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Your days here are numbered bitch
     
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  48. backinblack23

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    I can’t wait, I’ve never had a blowjob from a Spartan before.
     
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  49. hudson

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    Does Milton tie his shoes?
     
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  50. pianoman

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    He doesn't wear any.